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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 16 2008, 06:40 PM (38 Views) | |
| Xtreme Kitten | Apr 16 2008, 06:40 PM Post #1 |
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[The scene opens to Xtreme Kitten laying on a couch only covered by his mask, grey singlet and black underwear. Lucy walks into shot in navy blue tank top and light blue short shorts. Lucy shakes Kitten's leg at the knee trying to wake him from his rest but it doesn't work exactly as she hopes as Kitten rolls over facing the back of the couch. Lucy smiles a little then performs a low round house kick to back, the sound should be enough to wake him so the impact should make it a certainty and it is. Kitten rolls back over looking up at Lucy] XK: Yes my love? Lucy: We have guests. XK: If it's those idiots, kick out everyone but Dilrante. Lucy: It's a camera. [Kitten looks around for and finds the camera] XK: Why are you here? Didn't I do a good enough job yesterday explaining the end of Team XK? Lucy: I think they are here to get comments on the match you have this week. [Kitten rolls his eyes] XK: Well that's not worth waking me for, is it even worth talking about? Lucy: I assume someone thinks it is, now sit up. [Kitten sits up and Lucy sits down next to him] XK: What's there to talk about? It's a tag match like any other. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: For those of you that don't know, which should be none of you, that means I don't like my partner, my partner happens to be a hack and even with the massive disadvantage I have of having to carry my partner I'm still confident of victory. Lucy: I don't think they want the generalities but the details. [Kitten taps his chin in a thinking manner] XK: The details? What are the details? [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: My partner is the product of a disgrace to the planet Earth, no not Extreme Ninja number one, he's only a disgrace to the industry, referees specifically, he is from that abomination Detroit, I wouldn't be surprised if he stabbed someone on the way to the ring and then raped them. [Lucy is horrified by Xtreme Kitten has just said but doesn't react since she is used to his low opinion of Detroit and it's inhabitants] XK: I wouldn't even be surprised if he used the stab wound as an entry hole. Lucy: Enough! Move on. XK: Right, right, better not go too far with the Detroit bashing since we don't know where the show is going to be at yet. Lucy: I'm sure there is a planned location, I just don't know where it is yet. XK: As long as we find out with enough time to get there because I wouldn't want to leave that piece of human trash alone to take on, um, whatshername and Jaime Lee. Lucy: Lara Toni XK: Whose that? Lucy: The whatshername, her name is Lara Toni, she's the Hellcat champion. XK: Slow down, that's a lot of information to take in. Lucy: Considering you didn't know her name, I'll assume you are being serious. XK: You'd be assuming right. So the opponents are Lara Toni and Jaime Lee. [Kitten taps his chin again] XK: Why does that name sound familiar? Lucy: Lara Toni? XK: The other one, Jaime Lee, I think I might recognise that one. [Lucy rolls her eyes] XK: Why is that? [Kitten is still tapping his chin, though he is obviously not being serious, how could he have forgotten Jaime Lee? A chair shot to the head and being hit multiple times with a title belt couldn't have done that, could it? Kitten looks around the room slowly as if there might be something to remind him, the camera also looks around] XK: Oh right! [The camera swings to where Kitten is looking, there is a mini exhibit in the corner. There is a framed image of Xtreme Kitten mounted on top of Jaime Lee throwing an elbow into her face. Xtreme Kitten's blood stained clothes and mask from that night are also framed. There are also four small framed pictures of Jaime's bloody face, the left most picture is black and white, the pictures to the right get a little more colour in each one] XK: I'm obsessed with her. [The camera swings back to Kitten] XK: Wait, no that's not it. [Kitten points at Lucy] XK: YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH HER! [Kitten stops pointing] XK: I couldn't careless what she does, she could step out in front of bus, quit wrestling, become a buddhist extremist and commit acts of terror and I wouldn't give a shit... well unless Lucy or I were hurt I'd care then. Oh and I do have on thing I want her to do. [Lucy looks intrigued] XK: I want her to go back to being all bubbly and what not, marry Blanco and pump out the happiest litter Gatitos ever. [Lucy glares at Kitten] XK: What? They'd be the cutest little kids ever, I imagine they'd fix Negro right up. Lucy: She could have kids with Negro, maybe they'd come out normal. [Kitten looks disgusted by the thought] Lucy: You're right, who'd want Negro's children? XK: The people that make coffins for babies because we all know his children will hang themselves in the womb, emo bastards. [There is a moment of silence] Lucy: So that match. XK: Oh right. Well since I'm not the one obsessed with her, do you have anything you want to say. Lucy: Not really, I'm pretty content with the corner over there. XK: So no need to at to it? Lucy: Not at the moment. XK: So you didn't have anything to do with this match being put together? Lucy: Would I get a match put together where you have to team with Extreme Ninja number two? [Xtreme Kitten looks at the camera] XK: So if Lucy didn't asks for it and Jaime didn't ask for it, who did? Lucy: No one would be my guess. Management might just be giving Jaime a chance at revenge. XK: She doesn't seem to want revenge, she doesn't want anything from us. Lucy: Or so she says. XK: Well with the obsession thing cleared up, who asked for the match and still a mystery, I'm left with only one thing to talk about. [Kitten hugs Lucy close] XK: This is Lucy, I do whatever she wants. [Lucy looks confused] Lucy: No you don't. XK: I don't, whatever do you mean? Lucy: You don't go to press conferences for pay per views, FIW parties or study you opponents. XK: Oh now I remember, I also don't just beat the crap out of people because you ask me to. Most of the time I beat people up for my own enjoyment. [Kitten lets Lucy go and focuses on the camera] XK: And I'm not a hypocrite Jaime. Yeah I'm anti-weapons, I preach not using them but that's in a match. I preach clean competition. I don't protest the use of weapons in all situations, I don't say using them in self defence or in war is bad. I have a line that I don't cross, you might think it's a fine line, you might think I'm splitting hairs but what I did to you doesn't go against anything I believe. I have attacked people with weapons in matches before because Lucy has been hurt, I'm sure I have but that's the nature of a compulsion, something you can't control, sometimes things happen you'd never do when in control. Lucy: There was that one time you were in control and hit Nightmare with a chair. [Kitten looks at Lucy] XK: I was aiming for Bleak; who wasn't even in the match, it was an accident. [Kitten looks at the camera] XK: Hypocrite, I'm not. Obsessed, I'm not. Your blood, I do not want. Victory, I'll have. Yoda, I'm almost sounding like. [End of footage] |
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