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| Spann | Apr 16 2008, 09:17 PM Post #1 |
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I'm just a soldier. I'm not worthy.
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We fade into something that isn't an entirely unusual scene: Nick Allen sat in a hotel room with a six pack of beer. However, our Hero is smiling a little more than he has been the last few weeks, and it is quickly apparent as to why. Nick is watching a tape of Xtreme Kitten's press conference. Also, for reason best left undivulged, he doesn't have any trousers on. Without warning the door is flung open, and there stands a sweaty Alex Lester. Nick: Fuck's sake, Alex, you've only come from three doors down. What were you doing? Alex: Erm... Nothing. Nick looks at Lester with a modicum of suspicion. Not because he think's Lester's plotting against him, understand; he just thinks he was fiddling with himself. Nick: Riiight. Silence. Nick: Anyway, have you seen this? Kitten's announced that Team XK is no more! There was a knock at the door about five minutes ago, and when I opened it there was just a tape on the floor, and XK's disbanded the team! Alex: Really? Are you happy about that? Nick: Happy to be rid of a neurotic, childish, brainless idiot? Of course I am. I was happy when I just had you. Plus, it means that I don't have to keep looking over my shoulder for nutters with blue hair jumping me. Alex: But, you stopped Vinj from attacking him last week... Nick: What can I say? I don't like to see someone get an unfair beating. Plus, to be fair to the guy he did get me out of some sticky situations in that match. Almost makes me feel a twang of guilt for clobberin' him with that chair... Alex: You did that on purpose, didn't you? Nick looks at Alex with his best 'Butter wouldn't melt' face: Nick: Why, Alex! I can't believe you'd think such a terrible thing! Seriously though, it wasn't entirely intentional, but I didn't really do quite as much as I could have to stop it... ...There's Nick's trademark cheeky grin. Nick: But still, I'm glad to see the back of all of it. Him and that stupid girl, who can't quite seem to decide who's in charge, what they believe in, who they're blaming this week... I'm sick to the fucking back teeth with it, and I couldn't be happier to be rid of it. I'd imagine Jay feels the same way, too. Still, enough of the past - let's talk about the match this week. Alex: What is there to talk about? Nick: Oh God, all sorts. For one, those cat guys... Do they know Kitten, or something? AlexI believe they're from the same wrestling school, yes. Nick: Oh, great. More nutcases with bizarre rules. Why do they all wear cat masks, anyway? Alex: They're called Gatitos. They were trained by a man called Kitten Mask, from what I've read. It's quite interesting, actually. There's... Nick: Now, Alex, when you say it's 'quite interesting', do you mean to you or to me? Silence. Nick: Thought as much. Now, Finn McConnaigh... There's someone interesting. He's a bit bigger than me, isn't he? Alex: A few inches and a few pounds, yes. Nick: So, he's no fucking Leprechaun. Still, it'll be nice to have another proper fighter to lock horns with; someone who isn't afraid to ruin their pretty little face. He wants a fight, and by fuck, me and him'll have one. Who else is there...? Ah yes, Kennedy. Alex: You should know what to expect from her by now. Nick: Yeah - being dropped on my head with one of those fancy hurricane runners. Silence. Alex: Hurricanrana? Nick: Yeah, a one of those. But yeah, I'm looking forward to meeting her again. Always a joy to take on someone the complete opposite to yourself. There's only one thing pressing on my mind though, Al. I can't help but notice that All the people in this match are, or have been, in tag teams. Makes me wonder if this holds some kind of relevance to the fact that Prime is seemingly missing, therefore meaning that the tag team champions are currently... Well, just one single champion. That ain't a team. So you have to think, maybe whoever gets the win might have some kind of opportunity to claim the belts at a later date... And I've got a horrible feeling if it's me they'll stick me with Kitten. Now, I could just be letting my poor old mind get all carried away, I don't know, but still, you can see how I'm thinking, yeah? Alex opens his mouth to speak, but Nick just carries on. Nick: ...But I suppose Jay'd have my back. Hasn't been on form of late, but he's been a good friend to have in this place, I can tell you... Hey, do ya think Jay's seen this tape yet? With that, Nick leaps quickly to his feet, pushing Alex aside, and damn near through the wall, as he runs to Bain's hotel door. Nick: Jay!! Jay!! have you seen what Kitten's done?? Let me in! I've got beer! ...and no fucking trousers on!! |
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| 100% Jay Bain | Apr 17 2008, 01:15 AM Post #2 |
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As Nick gets closer to Jay’s door he slows down because he has seen Jay’s door is wide open and the closer he gets he can see the whole room is upside as if someone has ransacked the room in search of something. Nick slowly walks in scouting around for a clue or a person. Nick: Jay? You here? JAY! Nick walks over the remainders of a mini bar and suddenly notices Jay laid face down underneath it. Nick jumps in shock and bulls the bar from Jay and roles him over holding in hi arms like a small child. Nick: Jay who did this? Speak to me boy. Jay wiggles a bit before opening his house and murmurs some sort of nonsense Jay: Noum, Ged off ,,,whay. mmmm 'k Nick, though puzzled shakes Jay which only aggravates the sound of jargon from his mouth. Nick clicks that maybe Jay needs to sober up. He picks Jay up like a dead weight and carries him over his shoulder towards the bathroom door, which is shut. So after Nick kicks the door open to the point of nearly taking it off the hinges, he throws Jay into the shower and turns it on....cold!. Jay soon sparks into life in is fighting to get away from the cold shower water but only for Nick to shoe him under. Jay kicks and screams in discomfort and confusion before just excepting his wet fate. Nick then turns off the shower and grabs Jay by the scruff of his shirt and marches him into the destroyed hotel room. Nick: Ok what happened here? And why wasn’t I invited? Looks like a Rockstar party happened without me. Jay more awake then before slumps against the bed and pulls his wet hair back. Jay: No Nick I did it. I did this because I don’t know what to do? I am letting things side track me and get in my way, it’s costing me and it’s costing you. Nick I am sorry I have let us both down. Jay looks up at Nick who just looks blankly down at Jay. Some what confused Nick scratches his head. Nick: Wha? Jay: I need your help Nick, I need to know what to do next before I ruin my career before it ever got started. I need to… Jay pauses and waits for the word to reach him Jay: Start over |
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| Xtreme Kitten | Apr 17 2008, 05:59 PM Post #3 |
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[In what can only be described as one of those random happenings, Xtreme Kitten walks past the open door of Jay Bain's hotel room. It looked for a moment like he had saved everyone a meeting of the now no existent Team XK by walking past the door. However luck was not on anyone's side as Kitten walks backwards and peers into the room] XK: Howdy Fellas... [Kitten looks at the camera if there is one] XK: I must have got off on the wrong floor, that or this is the wrong hotel. [Kitten looks to Jay and Nick, notices the mess and that Nick isn't wearing pants] XK: Am I interrupting something? Listen to me, sound like I might actually give a shit, I don't. Anyway I'm glad I randomly just happened by, I've been meaning to safe something. [Kitten looks at Nick] XK: I believe I speak for everyone in this room, when I say thank you for ruining Team XK. [Kitten walks into the room and almost extends his hand for a handshake but doesn't because well he doesn't shake hands with people, at least not with people like Nick or anyone else in FIW for that matter] XK: Anyway, I was thinking about getting us shirts made that say “Finally out of Team XK”, what do you think? And before you answer that, what floor is this? [Kitten waits for a response] |
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