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| Street Talk; As told by Jeff Noon | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 18 2008, 02:39 AM (70 Views) | |
| Steve | Apr 18 2008, 02:39 AM Post #1 |
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Adams then begins to pat the pockets of the tight blue jeans he is wearing and then slides one hand into the pocket where a small bulge is seen. (No it’s not that sicko) From his pocket he produces a sharpie marker and then turns his head about the hallway in search of something to write on. His luck is running thin but that is when his creativity kicks in. Digging in his pocket once more he produces a one dollar bill and quickly unfolds it and presses it against the wall. He then draws the pen, cap first up to his mouth and bites down and pulls the cap off with his teeth. Then turning the marker to the paper of the US currency he begins to write.
The First Wonder then folds the bill and half and shoves it under the door so that it is not swiped by someone in passing. He then reaches up with his free hand and pulls the cap for the pen from his lips and places it back on the Sharpie. Back to its home in the tight blue jeans it goes and this is when something new is added to our scene. That something new would be none other than Jeff Noon. Just as Ethan turns to head toward his own dressing room he is caught off guard and jumps out of startle at Jeff’s presence. Noon: ”Hey Ethan. What’s up?” Ethan tugs upward on the Grand Prix championship belt that is strapped around his waist and then replies to the interviewer. Ethan: ”Nothing much, Jeff. Just getting ready for the show.” Jeff takes a peek over Ethan’s shoulder eye balling the locker room of the Premier Hellcat and the shakes his head back at Ethan. He then replies with contempt in his voice. Noon: ”By visiting Kennedy?” Ethan: ”Actually she didn’t answer. I just left a note. I feel bad for letting her down last week.” Jeff rolls his eyes and places a hand on his hip. Noon: ”She’ll get over it. She’s probably forgotten all about you…errr….it by now.” Ethan raises an eyebrow and looks at Jeff confused. Ethan: ”Probably….After all I couldn’t put my differences with Liam aside for one night and I let her down. I broke my promise that I’d have her back.” Jeff rolls his eyes again and shifts on his feet before changing the subject. Noon: ”Speaking of Liam, he sure had a lot to say earlier. What do you think of the things he said?” Ethan draws a blank expression over his face and shakes his head to signify that he had not heard what Liam had said. Ethan: ”I wasn’t aware that he’d said anything. What did he say?” Jeff smiles and moves in closer beginning to look like a gossip monger as he begins to speak with his hands. Noon: ”He was saying stuff about how people were saying he made a bad decision last week. They were saying he should have allowed XK and Lucy to hit Kennedy with the chain. Also how they say he only came out to provoke you to hit him, so that he could hit you back.” Ethan scoffs and shakes his head in agreeance with statements being conveyed to him by Noon. Ethan: ”Probably. He knows he can’t beat ETHAN ADAMS so he is trying to gain an upper hand.” Jeff smiles at Ethan’s comment and continues speaking. Noon: ”Then he started defending himself saying how he was only trying to protect Kennedy and how he was disgusted by Xtreme Kitten’s actions lately.” Again Ethan shakes his head and laughs. Ethan: ”So not only is he threatened by my performance in ring, but now he’s also threatened by my out of ring actions. That is too funny!” Noon: ”He then went on to blame you for your lack of restraint and said he didn’t ask you to jump down of the apron and come after him. He also said you abandoned Kennedy and that it was probably part of your plan all along. Something about him coming down to help Kennedy just so you could get [stress word] distracted [/stress word]. In which would cause Kennedy to lose and put the blame squarely on him for distracting you.”[/color] Ethan chuckles again and brings a hand up to his chin, sitting in silence for a moment as he ponders that last bit of information. As the information absorbs he turns his head back up to Noon and smiles. Ethan: ”Way to try and pass the buck. Anyone with half a brain would know he’s at fault. Just like he said I’ll say myself. I didn’t ask him to come down to the ring and try to act like a hero in a situation that was already handled by ETHAN ADAMS. He is right the blame is to be put on him. Though, he is wrong that I was the one that orchestrated it.” Noon: ”He then rambled on about how you were petty for not allowing him to help Kennedy up after the match. He even had the nerve to say that you were pretending to be nice to Kennedy and that everyone knew what you are really like. He then said you aren’t gentlemen otherwise you wouldn’t have shoved him down. Then he called you a glory hog and said that you hope for others to look bad so you can look good by comparison. He then called you a bunch of choice words before continuing on.” As the recap of Liam’s promo as told by Jeff Noon continues, Ethan looks to become slightly more annoyed and is now rubbing his fist into his hand as his lips purse tighter together and his face is turning a light shade of red. Ethan: ”I didn’t allow him to help her up because I knew his motive. They say that people often blame others for their own misdoings. I knew when he came down to that ring it was only to make me look bad so that he looked better in Kennedy’s and the fans eyes. Not to mention get under my skin which is exactly what he managed to do. God if he were here right now I’d….” The High Spot Sensation then slams his fist into the palm of his hand and shakes his head from side to side as he angers further over the situation. Noon almost seems to be taking pleasure in bringing Ethan anger and continues on recapping Liam’s earlier promo. Noon: ”Liam then said he was looking forward to Sunday and reviewed the rules for you as if you were stupid, saying how the match is fought under normal rules and that the Singapore cane doesn’t come in until the match is over. He continued by saying that revenge would be so sweet if he could hit you just one time and that you’d probably run off after just that one hit….blah…blah…blah…he thought he was getting ahead of himself because a win was hardly guaranteed. But then said he was…quote…feeling it. He thinks he’s on a roll and that the best of seven series is within his grasp.” Ethan continues to smile and shake his head as he continues to speak again. Ethan: ”Oh he’s going to feel it alright. But what he will be feeling will not be a win. Rather an ass kicking all over that god damn ring, courtesy of ETHAN ADAMS. I’ve done enough of this game playing and now it is time to put on my serious face. The time to finish this is NOW and that is what I full well intend to do this Sunday night as I leave Liam Mortell wishing he was actually being caned in Singapore!” Noon: ”Anything you wish to add, Ethan?” Adams stares straight through the interviewer and then bolts forward down the hall pushing him aside as he replies. Ethan: ”Get the fuck out of my way. I’ve got business to tend to.” With that Ethan heads off down the hall disappearing quickly into the maze of corridors of which ever arena FIW is in this week. The question we are left with is what business does he have to tend to the early before the match? Is he going to find Liam for a pre-match beating? Or is he possibly going to find Kennedy to get his mind off Mortell? Guess we will have to use our imagination for now that is unless Ethan pops up on a camera near you again sometime soon. |
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| Lita Maivia | Apr 18 2008, 10:22 PM Post #2 |
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Just as Ethan disappears from sight, Kennedy makes her way around the opposite corner in which he took off. Jeff Noon is so busy staring off after Ethan that he doesn’t realize her arrival until she’s right by him, wanting to get into her locker room that he’s blocking. Kennedy: Excuse you. Noon jumps at the proximity of the voice, jolting out of her path. He instantly regrets it when he realizes who it is and what’s been left for her by you know who. You still following that? But Jeff can only stand and watch as Kennedy makes her way into her locker room, her boot kicking the dollar in the process. Noon: Ooh! I dropped that! Noon makes a dash for the dollar bill but Kennedy snatches it up, shooting him a glare. Noon just grins sheepishly at his failure. Kennedy rolls her eyes and unfolds the bill before giving it a read over. Kennedy: Ethan? Noon: Um… yeah. He, um… Kennedy: What is this? A dollar bill? Is this supposed to be some kind of male chauvinistic crap? Noon’s brow wrinkles with confusion. But that quickly a light bulb goes off over his head. Noon: Yes! That’s exactly what it is. He couldn’t stop laughing the entire time he was writing it. See how squiggly the writing is because of the laughing? Kennedy actually takes a minute to inspect the writing but just as she starts to answer that she doesn’t see what he’s explaining, Noon butts back in. Noon: Frankly, it made me sick. But you know Ethan. He sees all women as nothing but sex objects. That’s why I tried to grab that before you saw it. Yeah, that’s exactly why. I didn’t want you to be offended by it. Ethan doesn’t care if he offends you, though. That’s the kind of guy he is. If I were you, I wouldn’t even accept his “apology”. Noon actually makes quotations with his fingers, indicating that Ethan isn’t sorry at all. How dare he? Kennedy glares down at the dollar bill, taking in everything Noon just told her. Just when Noon’s gets excited about Kennedy flinging the dollar bill at him, she folds it up in her hand. Kennedy: Tell Ethan I’m ready to talk whenever he is. Next, Kennedy does the unthinkable and stuffs it into the cleavage of her bra. Noon’s eyes nearly pop out of his head, that is until Kennedy closes the door in his face. Noon's shoulders slump with the international sign of failure. |
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