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We have pancakes stuffed in our mouths.; El Jimberjacko (Kyle R&R)
Topic Started: Apr 18 2008, 07:06 AM (61 Views)
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Our scene opens up backstage at one of the many interviewing pro- Y'know what? Fuck that shit. This roleplay's gonna be on Jupiter. Why Jupiter? Why the fuck not?

Okay, okay. We're not really on Jupiter. But thanks to green screeen technology, it looks like we are.

Anyway, we find four individuals in the midst of our screen. Standing to the far left we find the First Lumberjack of FIW, the one & only El Lumberjacko. Next to him would be the First Interviewer of FIW (unofficially), Toby Bostock. To his left (our right), hulking atop everyone else is the First Monster of FIW, Jim O'Brien. And behind him & a little off to the side is the First Valet to Jim O'Brien in FIW, his lil' lady, Kendra O'Brien.


TB: "Jim, El Lumberjacko, you two will be working cooperatively for the very first on ReVolt when you two square off with Drake Love and the Dual Crown Champion, Kiyoshi Nakahata. Two representatives of The Rejects. Do you feel that not having worked together in the past will hinder your chances in this week's matchup?"

O'Brien: "Let me tell ya Toby, no, the toughest lumberjack to ever step in an FIW ring and I have never worked in stereo before. But I can tell ya now that this could very well be the first of many and the beginning of a b-e-a-utiful friendship! El Lumberjacko, you're a young man who appreciates a good flannel shirt, which I appreciate as well, brother. El Lumberjacko, you're a young man who appreciates a good pancake, and I have never met a flapjack I didn't like, I'll tell ya now! And heck, ya grow a mighty fine beard as well, but that's neither here nor there at this point in time. What matters is what you got in the ring, and you pulled the proverbial rug from underneath the wrestling world when you upset the upstart Blake Orange and a former Flycore Champion in Priest. And I gotta tell ya man, it was with heart, determination, guts and a side of bacon to come out on top in a match like that. Just the very qualities I respect, that I like, that I appreciate in a fellow competitor! And that's why I chose you! to be my tag team partner for this epic encounter, Jack. And though I didn't touch on that subject much last week, I see those same qualities in the Lara Toni's, the Priest's, Owen & Hoss McLovin, and now the recently released Nick Allen and Jay Bain. Let me tell ya somethin' boys..."

Kendra makes her presence known as she taps Jim's massive shoulder, in which he turns around and comes face to face with a glare of biblical proportions.

O'Brien: "And girl. Sorry... I say we could have quite a union put together between us all. The Saints of South Ireland, they wanna be on the same page as me. Lara Toni, she's agreed to back me a hundred percent. So I say, let's put this union in stone, gang. Let's get this union on track. Just follow my lead, follow the General that stands before you now, and I will not let any of you down. And that invitation to align with this union is extended your way, El Lumberjacko. It's extended your way, Nick Allen and Jay Bain.

But, that is business to be tended down the road. What's on the horizon right now is The Rejects. It's representatives, Drake Love and Kiyoshi Nakahata. El Lumberjacko, I know you got some baaaaad blood with the unlovable Drake Love, and you'd love to get your syrup-soaked paws on him and punch him in his melon head. While just as well, any time you can step in the ring with the Dual Crown Champion, it should be considered an honor. And allegiances aside, I can say that it is when I step in the ring with Kiyoshi Nakahata. He's a man I can trust will give me his A game no matter what and won't have any tricks up his sleeve. His company, that may be a different story. Just as well, I wouldn't mind cracking open Drake Love's melon head with a syrup dipped fist myself. Maybe that's an area you want to get into, brother..."

El Lumberjacko... the floor is yours.
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[size0]Thanks, Lita! :)

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<option style="color:black">THE ROUGAROU</option>
<option> Name: </option>
<option>"The Rougarou" Silas Bergeron</option>
<option>Height:</option>
<option>6'6"</option>
<option>Weight:</option>
<option>296 lbs.</option>
<option>Hometown:</option>
<option>The Bayou</option>
<option>Entrance Music:</option>
<option>Led Zeppelin - 'When The Levee Breaks'</option>
<option>Wrestling Style:</option>
<option>Methodical Powerhouse</option>
<option>Signature Moves:</option>
<option> - Sword of Damocles </option>
<option> - Chokeslam </option>
<option> - Bayou Leg Sweep </option>
<option>Finishing Moves:</option>
<option> - Swamp Drop Brainbuster</option>
<option> - Honey Island Swamp Lock </option>
<option>Title History:</option>
<option> - 1x Fighting Spirit Champion</option>
<option>Other Cool Stuff:</option>
<option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Roleplay of the Year (Family Reunion)</option>
<option> - 2014 FIW Segment of the Year (The Rougarou Cometh)</option>
<option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Feud of the Year (vs. Mr. GEIST/Deacon DEATH)</option>
<option> - 2014 FIW Duo of the Year (w/ Butch Babineaux)</option>
<option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Newcomer of the Year</option>
<option> - 2014 & 2015 FIW Manager of the Year (Butch Babineaux)</option>
<option> </option>
<option> Now do you believe in The Rougarou? </option>
</select></center>
<center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: cadetblue; font-weight: bold; color:black">
<option style="color:black">#SWAGOLITION</option>
<option> Name: </option>
<option>"The Condemned" Lucas Bergeron</option>
<option>Height:</option>
<option>6'4½"</option>
<option>Weight:</option>
<option>235 lbs.</option>
<option>Hometown:</option>
<option>Kandiyohi, Minnesota</option>
<option>Entrance Music:</option>
<option>Black Sabbath - 'Hole in the Sky'</option>
<option>Wrestling Style:</option>
<option>Athletic - Strong Style - Brawler</option>
<option>Signature Moves:</option>
<option> - Exploder Suplex </option>
<option> - Powerbomb </option>
<option> - German Suplex </option>
<option>Finishing Moves:</option>
<option> - The Manhattan Project</option>
<option> - Honey Island Swamp Lock </option>
<option>Title History:</option>
<option> - n/a </option>
<option>Other Cool Stuff:</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW ReVolt Match of the Year (vs. Nemesis, 6/6/15)</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW Feud of the Year (vs. Nemesis)</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW Babyface of the Year</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW Duo of the Year (w/ The Rougarou)</option>
<option> </option>
<option> Just Give The Lunatic A Chance... </option>
</select></center>
<center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: 14b8ff; font-weight: bold; color:black">
<option style="color:black">THE MAN IN BLACK</option>
<option> Name: </option>
<option>Jim O'Brien </option>
<option>Height:</option>
<option>6'7"</option>
<option>Weight:</option>
<option>290 lbs.</option>
<option>Hometown:</option>
<option>Grant's Lick, Kentucky</option>
<option>Entrance Music:</option>
<option>Motörhead - 'Line in the Sand'</option>
<option>Wrestling Style:</option>
<option>Strong Style Powerhouse</option>
<option>Signature Moves:</option>
<option> - Belly-to-Belly Suplex</option>
<option> - Saito Suplex </option>
<option> - Jackknife Powerbomb </option>
<option> - Hells Bells-plex</option>
<option>Finishing Moves:</option>
<option> - Hells Bells</option>
<option> - F-Bomb</option>
<option>Title History:</option>
<option> - 2x Fighting Spirit Champion </option>
<option> - 1x co-holder of the FIW Tag Team Championships of the World (w/ Jorge O'Brien)</option>
<option> - 1x Ultimate Endurance Champion</option>
<option> - 1x Spirit Of Honour Champion</option>
<option> - 3x Dual Crown Champion</option>
<option> Other Cool Stuff: </option>
<option> - 2015 FIW Hall of Fame inductee</option>
<option> - 2004 TNT Superstar Of The Year</option>
<option> - 2004 Feud Of The Year (w/ Silent Rage)</option>
<option> - 2004 Match Of The Year participant (vs. Silent Rage @ FIW Genocide)
<option> - 2005 1st Runner-Up, TNT Superstar Of The Year</option>
<option> - 2005 Co-Match Of The Year participant (vs. Silent Rage @ FIW Anarchy In The UK)</option>
<option> - 2008 & 2012 Lady Luck Tournament Champion </option>
<option> - 2008 Grand Prix Tournament Champion</option>
<option> - 2008 Match of the Year participant (vs. Liam Mortell vs. Kiyoshi Nakahata @ FIW Summer of Sin) </option>
<option> - 2008 1st Runner-Up, FIW Feud of the Year participant (vs. Ash Koopa)</option>
<option> - 2008 1st Runner-Up, FIW (Face/Heel/Tweener) Turn of the Year</option>
<option> - 2009 ReVolt Match Of The Year participant (vs. Ethan Adams @ ReVolt Against The Champions X)</option>
<option> - 2009 FIW Tag Team Of The Year (The O'Brien Clan, w/ Jorge O'Brien)</option>
<option> - 2009 FIW Duo Of The Year (w/ Kendra O'Brien)</option>
<option> - April 2012 Superstar of the Month</option>
<option> - April 2012 Storyline of the Month ("Dirty Deeds...")</option>
<option> - May 2012 Superstar of the Month</option>
<option> - May 2012 Match of the Month participant (vs. Damien Holburn @ FIW Deadlock)</option>
<option> - July 2012 Co-Match of the Month participant (vs. Mad Dawg @ FIW ReVolt (07/01/12)</option>
<option> </option>
<option> So yeah, Jim was awesome. :-D </option>
</select></center>
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Kyle
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El Lumberjacko: "Well, brother, I sure do want to crack open Drake Love's head like a melon. Preferrably a water melon, because that's the only good sort of melon in my book. However, when it comes down to comparing it to Drake's head it'd probably be a lumpy and spoiled water melon, the kind you say, "Eww, that's not fresh!", and then throw away."

Jacko coughs loudly and audibly, apparently trying to clear his throat for the next barrage of sentences.

El Lumberjacko: "And let me tell you what, I'm more than happy to have found out that you picked me to team up with. I may be here for championship gold and on a mission by myself, but I won't object to a little tag-team action in order to get even with a bunch of Rejects. Literally, Rejects, I'm not even trying to be mean here, that's what they call themselves. So let's give it all we got this Sunday, because I'm sure as hell ready to get in that ring and tie it up with both of those guys. I may have personal beef with Drake Love, but Kiyoshi is also the Dual-Crown Champion and if I can impress the guys upstairs by showing myself worthwhile competition I may just have a title shot coming my way."

He motions to his waist, making the cliche' notion that he wants gold around his waist.

El Lumberjacko: "That's right, sweet, sweet, gold. Around this flapjack filled waist of mine and covered in maple syrup after the celebration party. Now that you mention it, I could really go for a big pile of flapjacks just doused in maple syrup. After this interview is over we should go find a pancake house and just gorge ourselves. You know, for uh...extra super duper pre-match preparation. Since that's the sort of thing that wrestlers do in order to get ready for big matches such as these. Right?!"

Jacko nudges Jim in the side, winking at the same time as well, waiting for him to agree so they can go gain a few pounds in flapjacks.
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