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Trip to the Hospital; El Lumberjacko~!
Topic Started: Apr 19 2008, 03:31 AM (44 Views)
Kyle
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Doctor's Office. That's all you really need to know at this point. As the scene unfolds we're in your typical room meant for examining patients at a hospital. There's white walls all around, a small table for the person to sit on, neatly covered with a white sheet of paper for sanitary reasons, and various medical supplies in cabinets or up on shelves. It's sort of like a pick what doesn't fit scenario. After assessing everything we take another look and there's a masked wrestler sitting on the table that was previously unoccupied. Ah ha, that's what doesn't fit, a weird, masked guy!

El Lumberjacko: "Ugh, I don't feel so good."

He holds an ice pack up to his head, or mask to be technical, and groans in pain.

El Lumberjacko: "What was that guy's problem? I managed to beat my two opponents and he decides to rain on my parade and attack me from behind for no reason! That just doesn't go over smoothly with me, no siree! I may be pretty mellow and easy going, but when someone attacks me for no apparent reason I tend to get a little miffed. You know what I mean?"

El Lumberjacko looks up at the camera, aiming the question at the viewers.

El Lumberjacko: "Drake Love, you just opened Pandora's box, because now you're going to have me breathing down your neck. I don't know what sort of sick, twisted game you're trying to pull, but rest assured it's going to come to an end right here and now. You're in the Rejects, that's cool, that's great, that's grand. Whatever issues you have with Ash Koopa are strictly with him. I no longer even speak let alone associate myself with Ash after his recent personality change. I think you thought by attacking me that you'd get under his skin, yet the only thing you've managed to do is piss me off and bruise me up. Not a good combination either!"

He lets out another groan of pain, switching the location of the ice pack on his mask.

El Lumberjacko: "See, I came back here to make a name for myself and establish my popularity. I never thought it'd come down to me getting sneak attacked and spit on by a brute like Drake Love. By like they say, the show must go on, and it definitely will. This week it's me and Jim O'Brien teaming up, someone I respect and admire as a wrestler, we haven't worked together before, but it's safe to say that I think we'll be on the same page here. And we're scheduled to face Drake and Kiyoshi, two of the Rejects' members."

Jacko hops up off the table, still resting the ice pack on his mask, and looks deeper into the camera.

El Lumberjacko: "You can bet that when we face each other this Sunday that I'm going to get you back for what you did, Drake. You've started something that you can't possibly finish, and unleashed the inner warrior within this lumberjack. I'm going to come at you like a spider monkey, like a spider monkey hopped up on maple syrup. And when you least expect it I'm going to kick you in the back of the head. It'll be lights out for you, Drakey, I'll make damn sure of that. If you want to play games I'm all for it, because I'm the King of Candy Land, bitch!"

Getting more aggressive and angry, Jacko stalks the camera, looking very intent on doing what he says. As this continues the door suddenly opens and in walks a man dressed in a white coat and holding a clipboard.

Doctor: "Um, Mister...Lumberjacko?

El Lumberjacko: "Yes, that's me."

Doctor: You appear to be fine, sir, just a little banged up and bruised, nothing too life threatening. You're free to go.

El Lumberjacko: "Alrighty. But aren't you going to ask me something?"

Doctor: Um, I hadn't planned on it. What are you talking about?

El Lumberjacko: "IF I WANTED A FREAKIN' LOLLIPOP!"

The doctor looks at him with a confused expression and shrugs his shoulders, pulling a red lollipop from his pocket and holding it out in front of him.

Doctor: Would you like a lollipop?

El Lumberjacko: "Yeah, I want a lollipop!"

Jacko thrusts his hand out and grabs the lollipop, almost taking the poor doctor's hand off in the process, then runs out the door, leaving the doctor by himself.

Doctor: What a weird fellow.

He shakes his head and leaves the room with the clipboard still in hand before the scene draws to a close in a fade to black sequence.
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