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| Hijo In Charge; of our rights and our wrongs... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 6 2009, 08:01 AM (30 Views) | |
| Skell | Feb 6 2009, 08:01 AM Post #1 |
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*The scene opens up with El Hijo Del Awesome standing in front of an FIW Banner. To his immediate left stands his constant and unwilling cohort Scotty. Scotty is holding a microphone and a stack of business cards... he is also wearing another El Hijo Del Awesome Original T-shirt... that is Hijo took a sharpie to his plain white tee... so now it says "I ♥ Hijolarity". Hijo himself is wearing his standard non-wrestling gear of a pair of jeans his Property of Coach Jeff A. Hoody, a plain black mask... of course now it has the newest addition of the tag team title belt strapped around his waist. Hijo is currently still staring intently at his wrist.* Scotty: So I'm here... and you want me to interview you... even though AGAIN I DON'T WORK HERE! So let's get started... *Hijo holds up his left index finger making the one-minute sign.* Scotty: Come on. I'm here... lets go. *Hijo points at him then makes the one-minute sign again* Hijo: And, that's five minutes. Scotty: What? Hijo: I stated that I wasn't talking to you for five minutes, and I was sticking to that punishment no matter how strict it seemed. Scotty: You said that yesterday... Hijo: Did I? *Hijo raises his wrist to his ear and taps it a few times* Hijo: hmm... it must be slow... Scotty: YOU AREN'T WEARING A WATCH! Hijo: Well there are two schools of thought on that. Scotty: No there... gah.... you know what I don't care lets get this over with so I can try to drink till my heart stops. Hijo: That doesn't sound healthy... Scotty: It's not nearly as hazardous to my overall well being as talking to you or Phoenix for an extended period of time. Hijo: Right so what are the specials today Mr. Head Waiter at the culinary institute of Knowledge. Scotty: What? Hijo: Ask the questions that make the peoples think so I may answer thee with knowledge from a long forgotten age. Scotty: Right... so there's been a lot of activity on the front of your tag team championship match at Nensai Senjou. Hijo: You're lucky I couldn't find a lawyer that would by into my awesome view of the world. Scotty: I have nothing to do with you defending your titles... Hijo: Lies. Scotty: Whatever... anyway I'm positive Jefe has at least shown you what your opponents have said so forth. Hijo: Yes, Coach Jeff A. has. *Awkward silence* Scotty: Any thoughts on them? Hijo: Plenty. *More awkward silence* Scotty: would you mind sharing them with us? Hijo: Not terribly. *Even more awkward silence* Scotty: TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS. Hijo: Ok...I wonder how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck had the proper equipment and modern technological advances when given a time limit of 3 1/2 hours, and near perfect conditions. Scotty: ABOUT WHAT THE HOUSE OF ORANGE SAID. Hijo: Well why didn't you just say so Scotty... I can't read your mind... jeez your making me rethink my ranking of you as the #1 interviewer in the world and drop you down to one of the #2's. Scotty: If you drop me down to the number two position will you leave me alone? Hijo: Of course not, I may use you in my interview segments because you're the best, but you're also my friend and I want you to be successful in your chosen profession. Scotty: SO you'd bother me more is what you're saying. Hijo: Exactly. Scotty: ... Please tell us your thoughts on the promotional materials leaked by The Current Challengers for your Tag Team Championship, the House of Orange. Hijo: Well first off I don't like the sound of this Hijo del Orange... first off it sounds like he's trying to steal the Hijo's thunder and brand identity... I'm the only Hijo around here! Scotty: what about that other guy? Hijo: He doesn't count... he's not around anymore... Scotty: Well it doesn't look like you have to worry about uh... your brand. Blake made Harrison take off the mask, because he hated the idea. Hijo: Wait... that was the big guy from The Magnatey people? Scotty: Yeah... I thought you said you watched the promo. Hijo: I faded in and out. Scotty: Right... other then ranting against the obvious anything else you'd like to say... Hijo: Well I find it funny... not unsurprising but funny that Blake tries to gloss over his loss because he had two matches before hand... why do I find this so friggen hilarious? You ask! Scotty: ... Hijo: seriously ask the question Scotty. Scotty: *Sigh fine* Why do you find that hilarious? Hijo: Well quite frankly... they knew that they had 2 matches scheduled that night that were happening come hell or high water as the old cliché goes. Just as the Hijo and that smelly gentleman did. BUT despite knowing that Los Dos Hombres and The Citrus Magnates had a match on the books written as a tag title match. You OPTED to take a match to satisfy that gnawing greed and instant gratification that is so prevalent in today's society. *Hijo pauses* Hijo: and JUST as instantaneous as you were gratified... you realize it was for naught. Because the team that took you to the time limit when you were fresh... BEAT YOU, fairly in the ring. Now you can bitch and moan about it wasn't fair... but you really have no one to blame but yourself and your friend... agent... whatever the hell he is... Smarkus. Scotty: Smarty Smark is their manager. Hijo: Right... Anyway... Despite my original dislike of the whole "defending" thing... during my quiet time that was apparently much longer then five minutes... which reminds me to get that watch fixed... *Scotty suddenly starts shaking angrily as if holding something back... before taking a few deep breaths* Hijo: Jeez you all right Scotty? *Scotty calms himself down and gives a thumbs up to Hijo* Hijo: Right anyway, despite my misgivings... you know I'm kind of glad you cashed in your so-called rematch clause against us already... Why? Well I could go into the outcomes of all the other times we've faced but I wouldn't want to be accused of repeating myself again. But mainly because this time you won't have any excuses, you won't have to wrestle beforehand... so that's gone... and if you go back to your old standby of not taking us seriously and not being 100% focused on the match, you only make yourself look like idiots, and if it's one thing I've taken out of my dealings with The Magnate of Citrusy Colors, it's the World Tag Team Championship... but if it's two... it's that he is not a stupid man. *Off screen* Turmoil:Can you hurry up... my arms getting tired. *The camera pans up slightly to show that the only suspension the Banner behind them has is Turmoil standing on a stack of boxes. Hijo points at Turmoil* Hijo: Flagpoles can't speak! *Turmoil grumbles and the camera pans back down* Scotty: So barring a few point's that was rather... on topic... for you... Hijo: My interviews are always 300% on topic... I've got laser focus man... laser focus... *Hijo kungfu chops his hand... I guess to try to prove a point... or something* Scotty: uh...yeah...so before continuing to talk about any comments made by your partner? Hijo: Well for one I'd like to say I'm appalled at his handing a firearm to a poor street urchin. Scotty: Really? Hijo: yes. Scotty: Yeah that was pretty tragic what happened with Stumpy... you are outraged for a different reason aren't you... Hijo: The age war is coming... we shouldn't be arming the enemy! COME ON MAN! Scotty: You are a terrible person. Hijo: You only say that because I kick children, and trip the elderly... Scotty: Well yes, those are some of the reasons. Hijo: I only do it because I'm onto them, and their secret alliance. You should be thanking me. Scotty: Right... so do you have any response to the other promo Blake Orange has released. Hijo: Well most of what I would say was put more eloquently and much more succinct by Mr. Purple Dragon Man named after a Hot Green Japanese Condiment... Scotty: so you don't have anything to say. Hijo: The Hijo always has something to say. Scotty: Something on topic. Hijo: Well that's a different story... but in this case yes.... now I'm not entirely sure... but I think he threatened me with Chaos... I think I've made it rather abundantly clear that unpredictable chaos is a key point to being awesome... and no offense intended but I've been doing it a lot longer then you have. Scotty: Anything else? Hijo: Well he did call me and Phoenix masked friends... and while yes... we were masks obviously. The two of us aren't friends... granted we mesh well together make a pretty damn good team but we barely tolerate each other outside the ring. So Friends is a little strong a word for the two of us. *Hijo pauses... suddenly you notice the banner behind the duo drop to the ground, revealing the bare brick wall behind them.* *Off camera* Turmoil:Sorry Hijo: Well that sound means that we're out of time... for those of you playing at home the correct answer to today’s secret mystery quiz is 254. A Wood Chuck could chuck 254 cubic centimeters of Lumber. Goodnight. *Hijo walks off leaving a confused Scotty* *Off camera* Turmoil:So... can I come down now do you think? *Scene fades* |
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<div style="max-height:64px; width: 100%; overflow:auto;"> El Hijo Del Awesome, Greatest Wrestler in the World Your Favorite Four-Time Former FIW Fighting Spirit Champion (02-28-10 - 5-30-10) (04-05-09 - 7-26-09) (06-10-12 - 9-29-12 ) Two Time Former Tag Team Champion (01-11-09 - 04-19-09) (07-29-12 - 10-28-12) </div> Former Fighting Spirit, Tag Team, Undisputed International and Dual Crown Champion. Winner of the 2011 Lady Luck Tournament | |
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