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| Dai | Feb 12 2009, 07:51 PM Post #1 |
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Captain SPARKLE~!!!
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So here we are, Jenny Chennault's first official interview as Hellcat Champion; backstage with Toby Bostock, personally hand-picked by the champion for this great honour. In truth, this was hardly a difficult decision for her: Rebecca Hunter, she'd throttle for looking at her funny; Jeff Noon wouldn't work, because she'd throttle him because he smells funny; the new guy, Daniel Brooks, he's out, because he'd end up throttled because he finds her funny.* All that leaves is V, but no-one's sure where he is, at any given time; or Toby Bostock. So, here he is, with the Newly-Crowned Champion, looking slightly nervous. Toby: Erm... He motions to his shoulder, for Jenny to actually lift up the belt from clutched in her hand, dragging the strap on the floor behind her. She reluctantly lifts it up onto her shoulder. Toby: So here we are, less than a week removed from Nensai Senjou, but already, with the distance in miles, time-zones, and even in competitors, it is so far away. He pauses for effect, to continue with his rather bombastic introduction, but he gets interrupted. Jenny: Yeah, yeah, get on with it. Toby: Well, uh; first thing's first: New Hellcat Champion. How do you feel? Jenny: Pretty good, actually... Someone needs to coach this girl on her interview technique. Toby clears his throat, and quite nervously takes up the slack. Toby: We have some footage, backstage at Nensai Senjou, a little after your match. Roll it, Jorge.
Toby: I think that was perhaps the moment it started to sink in, yes? Jenny: Yeah, well... I's been a long time since Ah last got some'at ta show for mah efforts, ya know? Ah mean, Ah just fought Brianna ta make a point. Toby holds his hands up and nervously interjects. Toby: Actually, it was closer to one of the most brutal beat-downs I've ever seen between two wo- uh... la- uh... Hellcats. Jenny: Still made a point, din't Ah? Toby: That's one way of looking at it. It's sounds increasingly like Brianna may never return to Wrestling; even if she recovers from the physical pain, there was a significant dent in her psyche. Jenny tries to look ambivalent, but she seems satisfied that her point was made. Toby doesn't press it, and moves on to the near-future. Toby: So next up for you, is an S&M Match against Macey Midas, which in this instance stands for Slave & Master. The winner will get to call the loser her slave for an entire week. This is the first Jenny has heard about this. She doesn't sound particualrly impressed. Jenny: Huh. Sounds like Ah could'a used dat stip last week for Brianna, an' really put her in her place. Guess Ah'll just hafta live wi' de belt. As for dis Macey Midas, well, Ah guess she'll jus' hafta do instead. Famous Da', feelin' of entitlement, an' all dat shit. Dey're pretty much de same, as far's Ah'm concerned. Toby: So what about the stipulation? Certainly adds a new element to the match, right? Jenny: Not 'specially. Not unless i's got some significance for her. Far's Ah see, she jus' Brianna part two, an' all Ah'm doin' is bringin' another purdy li'l diva down. Toby: Erm... Macey Midas is as big as you... No offense here, to either of you, but it's a bit of a stretch to call her little, without saying the same about yourself... She shrugs. Macey is indeed approximately 5lb heavier than Jenny's billed weight. There has been the suggestion that that figure is a little lower than the actual number, but no-one has actually called her up on it. Either way, she just snarls, indicating that she doesn't find this statement any more offensive than anything else that Bostock has said during the interview. Toby: So, last question: if you win at ReVolt, do you have anything in mind to have Macey if and when you're the Master? As Jenny takes a little time to think about this, Toby allows himself a tiny vision of what he'd do if he won. A snarl from Jenny shatters his dreams of girls in skimpy PVC outfits, perhaps because under the eye-patch is a void which can see in to human souls. Either way... Jenny: Ah ain't really got much call fer a slave. Only got one bag to carry 'round with me, Ah can cook pretty good for mahself, an' most've de hotels we stay at will get mah landry sorted. All Ah'm gonna make Macey do, is de same as Ah'd've made Brianna do: Crawl. Toby: Uh, Crawl...? Jenny: Yeah, on her hands an' knees, for de whole week. Bring de heir ta de Midas crown down ta de level of de dog she really is. Maybe drag her round de Edinburgh Arena wi' a chain, if dere's one lyin' round. Le's see whether she can keep up her shit about bringin' a new standard to mah belt wi' a straight face, den... Toby: Ominous words there, from the Hellcat Champion, Ladies and Gent- Jenny: Whatever... She doesn't wait around in the interview area for him to finish, just walking off... [size0]* He finds everyone and everything funny. It'd probably be nothing personal, but try explaining that to her. |
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