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Feline problem.
Topic Started: Feb 13 2009, 11:06 PM (43 Views)
Poi
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We open up to Blake Orange's Tampa office. The sun shines through the cracks in the closed blinds. Blake Orange himself is busy working at his desk. He doesn't earn his money by wrestling don't ya know. A soft rap at the door diverts the Billionaire Butcher from his important task.

Blake Orange: Come.

The door swings open and Miss Oatlash, Blake's personal assistant enters, still wearing her thigh high leather boots from her "other job".

Miss Oatlash: Here's those papers you requested sir. Just sign your name and that orphanage will be shut down and bulldozed to make way for your thirty-foot, solid silver statue.

Blake scribbles his messy signature on the papers and hands them back to his secretary. Before she can leave however, Blake calls her back.

Blake Orange: Do you know something Miss Oatlash?

Miss Oatlash: What sir?

Blake Orange: I still fucking hate cats...

Miss Oatlash nods in feigned understanding.

Blake Orange: Although this one I suppose I'll have to be prepared for. Xtreme Kitten has come a lot further in his career than those two idiots I put away months ago.

Miss Oatlash: You're refering to your first match in the Trial Series sir?

Blake Orange: Bah! Trial Series! Me! I ask you, what good can come from this? I have already proved myself over and over again to be worthy of more in FIW and they stick me against this feline freak! What a world we live in when I have to prove myself against him!

Miss Oatlash: With all due respect sir, Xtreme Kitten is a former Dual Crown Champion.

Blake Orange: Of course I know that idiot woman. I also know that he isn't the current Dual Crown Champion... and that puts us on an equal playing field.

Miss Oatlash: I see sir.

Miss Oatlash senses what's coming and tries to take her leave of Blake's office before he continues on about his match. Unfortunantly he catches her before she can leave.

Blake Orange: Oh how I laughed myself into a near stupor when Kitten had himself beaten to a pulp by Onikage at Nensai Senjou. Jim O'Brien and I shared our thoughts on the match over a cold beer and an expensive scotch. Kitten showed all at the pay-per view what a laughing stock he has become. Loss after loss after loss. Where as I have gone from strength to strength. Destroying opponent after opponent. Winning the Fighting Spirit Championship and the Tag Team Belts before signing Smarty Smark to be my agent. My career is going in one direction - upwards.

Blake tosses aside his papers and really gets into gear.

Blake Orange: And what has happened to Xtreme Kitten? A loss to Onikage at Nensai Senjou. A loss to Ethan Adams before that at Blessed and Forsaken? But more recently... we witnessed Xtreme Kitten's extreme cowardice when he abandoned Onikage to his fate at Hardcore Hangover. Kitten's fear of what Harrison O'Reily and myself would subject him to led him to show his true colours... speaking of Harrison O'Reily, where is that flame haired fool?

Miss Oatlash: You granted him some leave sir. He returned to Ireland and hasn't been seen since entering The Dog & Duck public house.

Blake Orange: But that idiot has a match this week... against...

Blake is loathe to say it.

Blake Orange: Nicholas Allen... oh yes don't think I've forgotten about that overweight cockney villain. Once I'm done with Xtreme Kitten and this trial series, I shall turn my attentions to eradicating Allen once and for all. His second coming will be nixed by my almighty power. But, first things first. Get my limo down here - I feel I must smash a punch bag to sand.

Miss Oatlash: Yes sir.

Miss Oatlash turns and leaves as we fade out.
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