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The Greatest American Hijo; BEHOLD THE MAJESTY!
Topic Started: Feb 20 2009, 04:09 AM (43 Views)
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*The Scene opens up showing Hijo staring intently at a television with the remote in his hand. Scotty and Turmoil are on either side of him looking bored out of their minds.. The camera rotates around to show that they are watching Los Dos Hombres latest match up.. Well a part of it anyway.

Hijo: Is that not the most beautiful thing in all creation!? Look at the elevation, the extension... the MAJESTY!

Scotty: Will you shut up about your dropkick already? You've been talking about it non stop for the past 3 days.

Hijo: But just look at all the MAJESTY! And besides... I still have 9 different camera angles and 7 different speeds to check!

Scotty: Ok... but why the hell do we have to be here for that?

Hijo: Pfft... I couldn't sit here talking about how beautiful this dropkick was by myself... that would just be weird.

Turmoil: Even I knew that Scotty.

Scotty: Ok then why do I need to be here.

Hijo: When I'm done I'm going to do a promo based on the premise of my dropkick, and I want to make sure that you are up to speed.

Scotty: How the hell are you going to base a promo around a dropkick?

Hijo: Normally it would be hard... but this time I think it's gonna flow because well... JUST LOOK AT IT!

*Hijo motions to the TV... suddenly from off camera a voice... more specifically a voice of an angry Hispanic man*

Jefe: WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON IN HERE?!

*An agitated looking Jefe walks into screen carrying a beer*

Hijo: I needed a TV... so I could watch this.

Jefe: You better not be f***ing watching that f***ing movie again...

Hijo: No, I'm not watching Labyrinth... but if Labyrinth was a wrestling move... and I got footage of said move... it would be this awesome.

Jefe: que?

Turmoil: He's talking abo-

Jefe: Silencio perdedor...

Scotty: His dropkick. He's talking about his dropkick.

Hijo: Scotty we've been over this... it's not called a dropkick. It's the Return of the Curse of The Creature's Ghost's Revenge. You have to say the whole thing to give it the appropriate awesomeness.

Scotty: Whatever.

Hijo: SAY IT!

Scotty: No.

Hijo: Saaaaaaaaaay it!

Turmoil: The Curse of th-

Hijo: Not you,

*Turmoil is sad now...*

Scotty: No.

Jefe: Enough of this Shit. We've got more important matters to discuss Max.

Hijo: Like what?

Jefe: Your match for this, it's going to be a tough one... more then likely you're going to get your ass kicked and lose but we're going to train anyway so you at least don't fail so spectacularly...

*Jefe takes a drink*

Hijo: You always say that. Would it hurt you to be at least a little optimistic for once... I mean after all..

*Hijo flips his title over his shoulder because it's been at least 20 minutes since the last time he has. He then points to it*

Jefe: I don't do that touchy feely crap here, I tell you exactly what I think, so we can work on that aspect. It's what you f***ing pay me for.

Hijo: all right fine but I don't have to do one of those fence things again do I?

*Hijo tightly hugs the belt that he previously flung over his shoulder with blatant disregard for his surroundings*

Jefe: Naco... did you not notice they changed the entire rule system of tag team matches to fit you and Aves' whims?

Hijo: Who shot whom in the what now?

Jefe: ... no you are not defending your f***ing title, but you are facing Kai Min-Lee.

Hijo: ... Who shot whom in the what now?

Turmoil: Kai Min-Lee he's the jerk that took Phoenix's mask... and Wasabi's Mask and most recently my mask...

Hijo: You're wearing a mask.

Turmoil: I can have more then one mask!

Jefe: You left out the part where he kicked holy hell out of you perdedor.

Turmoil: He did not!

Scotty: Yeah he kind of did...

Turmoil: Even Scotty's picking on me what did I ever do to you people...

Jefe: Well personally you're the only person here that isn't paying me for the privilege of dealing with you're stupidity.

Hijo: Yeah really Turmoil what's wrong with you.

Scotty: ...Wait what?

Jefe: So to keep up the integrity of my gym, Hijo you're on triple time training duty... so get started.

Hijo: Nah I'm not going to be doing that.

Jefe: Like hell you aren't naco.

*Jefe walks over and grabs Hijo by the back of the mask and drags him off camera*

Scotty: No, seriously what was that part about Turmoil being the only one that's not paying you!

*Scotty runs off screen after Jefe*

Turmoil: Alone again...

*Turmoil sighs as the scene fades*

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El Hijo Del Awesome, Greatest Wrestler in the World

Your Favorite Four-Time Former FIW Fighting Spirit Champion
(02-28-10 - 5-30-10) (04-05-09 - 7-26-09) (06-10-12 - 9-29-12 )

Two Time Former Tag Team Champion
(01-11-09 - 04-19-09) (07-29-12 - 10-28-12)
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Former Fighting Spirit, Tag Team, Undisputed International and Dual Crown Champion.

Winner of the 2011 Lady Luck Tournament


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