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Admiral Ackbar; IT'S A TRAP~!
Topic Started: Feb 20 2009, 03:42 PM (45 Views)
Jimmy Jimbo
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Our scene fades up in the ring, with ‘Danger on the Track’ just fading out. Inside of the ring, we find the Grand Prix Champion, the 2x Dual Crown Champion, Jim O’Brien. Dressed sharply, Jim looks rather… miserable. Like he does every week. The fans boo louder and louder with each passing tick of the clock, so Jim tries to ease their pain of having to endure another one of his promos…

O’Brien: “If you people would hold it down, we can get through this real quick.”

No dice. The boos intensify.

O’Brien: “Xtreme Kitten, with your cat-sized brain, I can see how you think this week’s match is too good an opportunity to be true. The past few weeks, I’ve been hearin’ the digs; I’ve been hearin’ that you wanted a piece of the Iron Man. Well you know what? Ask and thou shall receive.

I just got a question – Just what changes, exactly? Let’s just say, hypothetically speaking, you pin my shoulders to the mat, 1-2-3. What changes? What’s gained? I still have the Grand Prix Championship. I can still get a Dual Crown Championship match at my discretion. I’m still gonna make more money at the end of the night than anybody else on the card. At the hotel, I’m still gonna get my lady vertical, and have her howlin’ at the moon. And I’m gonna show up on ReVolt the following week and smash somebody’s face in with the most dangerous arms in FIW. What do you gain? You get a ‘W’ in the record books – Too bad you won’t remember it because your ADHD will kick in when you see the light reflect onto somethin’ shiny. The locker room won’t care one way or another, because they’re too wrapped up in their own soap-opera over-dramatics. The fans won’t even remember the match took place 6 months from now, because they’re stupid and got ADHD like you do. And your Australian fans won’t be able to watch on TV, because all their houses burnt down. So what the hell difference does this match make in the grand scheme of things?”

Jim loosens the color of his shirt as he paces.

O’Brien: “It doesn’t mean a damn thing. You say you want a taste of vengeance because I roughed up one of your stupid friends that speaks gibberish. But in all reality, I’m the only one out of FIW’s aces that you never beat. I beat you in the Lady Luck Tournament last summer, and you got yourself disqualified the week before the last pay-per-view. You call yourself a ‘cunt,’ but I say you’re just a mark who’s wrapped up into statistics; an overgrown child with a false sense of self-entitlement, just like FIW’s most recent castaways.

So you know what, Xtreme Kitten? You just might get the cat-nip thrown your way. Because this week… I may as well just forfeit. Maybe I’ll let you kick me once or twice; it’s okay… I’m the Man of Steel. It won’t hurt too badly. But I’ll lie down and take the loss, to prove a point – that you are a mark for yourself. That you are a bitter, overgrown child with ADHD, and aren’t smart enough to think past the card in front of you. And that I am still guaranteed a title shot whenever I want. I am still the ‘main event,’ I am still a walking dynasty, I am still the best in the business today.”

’Danger on the Track’ kicks back in, blaring over the PA to much disparagement from the Scottish faithful, as our scene fades out.
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[size0]Thanks, Lita! :)

<center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: cc3300; font-weight: bold; color:black">
<option style="color:black">THE ROUGAROU</option>
<option> Name: </option>
<option>"The Rougarou" Silas Bergeron</option>
<option>Height:</option>
<option>6'6"</option>
<option>Weight:</option>
<option>296 lbs.</option>
<option>Hometown:</option>
<option>The Bayou</option>
<option>Entrance Music:</option>
<option>Led Zeppelin - 'When The Levee Breaks'</option>
<option>Wrestling Style:</option>
<option>Methodical Powerhouse</option>
<option>Signature Moves:</option>
<option> - Sword of Damocles </option>
<option> - Chokeslam </option>
<option> - Bayou Leg Sweep </option>
<option>Finishing Moves:</option>
<option> - Swamp Drop Brainbuster</option>
<option> - Honey Island Swamp Lock </option>
<option>Title History:</option>
<option> - 1x Fighting Spirit Champion</option>
<option>Other Cool Stuff:</option>
<option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Roleplay of the Year (Family Reunion)</option>
<option> - 2014 FIW Segment of the Year (The Rougarou Cometh)</option>
<option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Feud of the Year (vs. Mr. GEIST/Deacon DEATH)</option>
<option> - 2014 FIW Duo of the Year (w/ Butch Babineaux)</option>
<option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Newcomer of the Year</option>
<option> - 2014 & 2015 FIW Manager of the Year (Butch Babineaux)</option>
<option> </option>
<option> Now do you believe in The Rougarou? </option>
</select></center>
<center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: cadetblue; font-weight: bold; color:black">
<option style="color:black">#SWAGOLITION</option>
<option> Name: </option>
<option>"The Condemned" Lucas Bergeron</option>
<option>Height:</option>
<option>6'4½"</option>
<option>Weight:</option>
<option>235 lbs.</option>
<option>Hometown:</option>
<option>Kandiyohi, Minnesota</option>
<option>Entrance Music:</option>
<option>Black Sabbath - 'Hole in the Sky'</option>
<option>Wrestling Style:</option>
<option>Athletic - Strong Style - Brawler</option>
<option>Signature Moves:</option>
<option> - Exploder Suplex </option>
<option> - Powerbomb </option>
<option> - German Suplex </option>
<option>Finishing Moves:</option>
<option> - The Manhattan Project</option>
<option> - Honey Island Swamp Lock </option>
<option>Title History:</option>
<option> - n/a </option>
<option>Other Cool Stuff:</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW ReVolt Match of the Year (vs. Nemesis, 6/6/15)</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW Feud of the Year (vs. Nemesis)</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW Babyface of the Year</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW Duo of the Year (w/ The Rougarou)</option>
<option> </option>
<option> Just Give The Lunatic A Chance... </option>
</select></center>
<center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: 14b8ff; font-weight: bold; color:black">
<option style="color:black">THE MAN IN BLACK</option>
<option> Name: </option>
<option>Jim O'Brien </option>
<option>Height:</option>
<option>6'7"</option>
<option>Weight:</option>
<option>290 lbs.</option>
<option>Hometown:</option>
<option>Grant's Lick, Kentucky</option>
<option>Entrance Music:</option>
<option>Motörhead - 'Line in the Sand'</option>
<option>Wrestling Style:</option>
<option>Strong Style Powerhouse</option>
<option>Signature Moves:</option>
<option> - Belly-to-Belly Suplex</option>
<option> - Saito Suplex </option>
<option> - Jackknife Powerbomb </option>
<option> - Hells Bells-plex</option>
<option>Finishing Moves:</option>
<option> - Hells Bells</option>
<option> - F-Bomb</option>
<option>Title History:</option>
<option> - 2x Fighting Spirit Champion </option>
<option> - 1x co-holder of the FIW Tag Team Championships of the World (w/ Jorge O'Brien)</option>
<option> - 1x Ultimate Endurance Champion</option>
<option> - 1x Spirit Of Honour Champion</option>
<option> - 3x Dual Crown Champion</option>
<option> Other Cool Stuff: </option>
<option> - 2015 FIW Hall of Fame inductee</option>
<option> - 2004 TNT Superstar Of The Year</option>
<option> - 2004 Feud Of The Year (w/ Silent Rage)</option>
<option> - 2004 Match Of The Year participant (vs. Silent Rage @ FIW Genocide)
<option> - 2005 1st Runner-Up, TNT Superstar Of The Year</option>
<option> - 2005 Co-Match Of The Year participant (vs. Silent Rage @ FIW Anarchy In The UK)</option>
<option> - 2008 & 2012 Lady Luck Tournament Champion </option>
<option> - 2008 Grand Prix Tournament Champion</option>
<option> - 2008 Match of the Year participant (vs. Liam Mortell vs. Kiyoshi Nakahata @ FIW Summer of Sin) </option>
<option> - 2008 1st Runner-Up, FIW Feud of the Year participant (vs. Ash Koopa)</option>
<option> - 2008 1st Runner-Up, FIW (Face/Heel/Tweener) Turn of the Year</option>
<option> - 2009 ReVolt Match Of The Year participant (vs. Ethan Adams @ ReVolt Against The Champions X)</option>
<option> - 2009 FIW Tag Team Of The Year (The O'Brien Clan, w/ Jorge O'Brien)</option>
<option> - 2009 FIW Duo Of The Year (w/ Kendra O'Brien)</option>
<option> - April 2012 Superstar of the Month</option>
<option> - April 2012 Storyline of the Month ("Dirty Deeds...")</option>
<option> - May 2012 Superstar of the Month</option>
<option> - May 2012 Match of the Month participant (vs. Damien Holburn @ FIW Deadlock)</option>
<option> - July 2012 Co-Match of the Month participant (vs. Mad Dawg @ FIW ReVolt (07/01/12)</option>
<option> </option>
<option> So yeah, Jim was awesome. :-D </option>
</select></center>
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Xtreme Kitten
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[The scene opens to Xtreme Kitten sitting on a couch, a familiar couch, he is back in his London flat. The KO Kitty has on a pair of grey trackpants, bright blue t-shirt and his mask. He stares at the camera]

XK: What? What's changed?

[Kitten stares at the camera for a moment then smacks his forehead]

XK: Oh right, Jim had something to say. Questioning me about what I get out of this match, wondering what will change. Well he didn't so much wonder as state that nothing will change because the fans and I have ADHD and that Australian fans wont be able to watch because all the houses have burned down.

[Kitten motions for the camera to come closer]

XK: Jim, you're an idiot. Sure recently their have been floods up north in Queensland and fires down in Victoria but I'm not from there. The little piece of the New South Wales coast I call home is fine. I don't blame you forgetting that wrong though, you are after all a product of the USA school system and have a shit memory.

[The camera pulls back as Kitten sits forward]

XK: See you this isn't about you roughing my friend, you never even put a hand on him you dumb fuck. This about how what you did and what happened as a result of it made him feel.

[Kitten clutches his at his chest]

XK: auh, I'm a softy... who knew.

[Kitten stops with the hand on the heart]

XK: Speaking of soft, specifically your soft head, Jim. Yes you won the Lady of Luck tournament and yes I lost but your forgot to give someone credit, who? Well the most important person of all in the outcome of that match of course, the recently returned Ethan Adams. I guess that was just your Alzheimer's acting up.

[Kitten sits back]

XK: Back to the question at hand though, what changes? I find it odd that you would be asking about change Jim. The change that will come is a change you can believe in. So it wont be people saying you have the most dangerous arms in FIW.

[Kitten smirks]

XK: If we only used our arms and nothing else, you'd end up looking something like this.

[The screen switches from Kitten's living room to an image of Rihanna. It cuts back to Kitten in the living room]

XK: I know it's an vast improvement to how you look now but what can I can do wonders.

[Kitten admires his arms, then looks back to the camera]

XK: So what is this change you can believe in? I'll have a warm and fuzzy feeling inside.

[Kitten looks around his room]

XK: Then I'll head back to the hotel, Lucy'll put me horizontal and have my purring all night long.

[End of footage]
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