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Career Opportunity; El Lumberjacko~!
Topic Started: Feb 26 2009, 03:06 AM (36 Views)
Kyle
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The scene begins by opening up in the back hallways of the arena that FIW has chosen this week for their unique kind of entertainment. Sitting just a few feet away from the curtains leading out to the inside of the arena, El Lumberjacko has taken up a seated position in a chair, with a steel bucket sitting right in front of him. He grasps at his neck, coughing a bit, before spitting into the bucket and applying a cold pack to his throat area.

The camera closes in and he looks up to notice the approaching camera man.

El Lumberjacko: "You guys really like to work the throat area. I swear, I'll probably be coughing for weeks trying to regain the air you choked out of me. Both of you, especially Prime, need to stop displaying your extreme squeezing abilities. Unfortunately for both of you when we're out there my neck isn't to be used as imitation for what you do to yourself at night. I know, hardy har har, a masturbation joke, but it's the truth. Jesus, I'm surprised Prime hasn't lost it one night from all that juice he shoots up on, and just raped you, Madrox. I mean, given the situation you'd have to be the bitch compared to Prime. I'm a small guy too, no doubt, but there isn't anyway I'd stay close to Meathead."

He shakes his head, coughing a little more, trying to breathe in a few more gulps of air.

El Lumberjacko: "So, you guys won, bravo. It takes a big man to hold someone's foot and not allow him to break a pin. Though I guess in the end I can't be too sore, it was my team mate himself that cost us the match. And to think, all that rabble and babble about me getting in the way, when all he has to do in order to lose is rely on himself."

Applying the cold pack on his throat for a bit, ELJ takes a minute or two to rest his voice, speaking once more soon after.

El Lumberjacko: "This week, however, is a completely different affair. I have a chance to gain that win that's been "eluding me" as the FIW site likes to put it. Deeper beneath the surface though it's more than that. This match against Blake Orange on Sunday is a career opportunity. I have the chance to send out a message to all of FIW, including Prime, SS&S Associates Inc., and Jim O'Brien himself. Blake represents the future of FIW, but with the attitude he has and the people he surrounds himself with, it's no wonder that he hasn't reached the peak of his success. I'm no veteran myself, I also represent the younger generation of FIW wrestlers, but it goes without saying that Blake Orange is too, and that's why I'm excited about this match."

He stands up from his seat, spitting once more into the bucket, and turns his attention fully on the camera's line of sight.

El Lumberjacko: "I remember the days of when I just went out there wanting to pummel anyone that got put in my way. And I'd go out there and unleash myself with all this anger bottled up inside of me. I'm a kinder soul now, thanks to the fact I've had time to think and re-evaluate my life. But this week...is slightly different. I'm putting aside the feel good attitude, I'm going out there with the intention of winning, and using Blake Orange as an example. I'm going...to use him...he'll make the perfect sacrificial lamb. By no means am I going to underestimate him and assume that the task will be easy. No, in fact, I'm quite interested in seeing what Blake can do. We've met before when I first started in FIW, a three-way if I recall, that other guy named Priest was there too. But never before has it been a one on one occasion."

ELJ moves the ice pack around, massaging his throat as he does so.

El Lumberjacko: "Don't think I've forgotten this is the determining match in your trial series either. It's tied up and this will determine everything, so I'm sure you're coming into this with all your pistons roaring. You have things you're looking to prove, and so am I. It just comes down to who can be the smarter of the two and make sure he's the survivor. I promise you this, Blake Orange, I will not been made a fool of and I will do what it takes to beat you. Whether I have to fly from the top of a ladder and crash down on you, or whether I have to take my fists and literally smash your head in. It doesn't matter, this door you're looking to blow past will knock you on your ass and stop you. Sunday's the final stop, I hope you're prepared."

He looks at the camera for a few seconds, then turns and walks out of sight, then the scene fades to black.
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