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Arrogance Abound; El Lumberjacko~!
Topic Started: Feb 27 2009, 07:08 PM (40 Views)
Kyle
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Your mother's favorite pizzeria. No, seriously, we're at a local pizzeria and El Lumberjacko's quickly turning the current "Pac-man" pizza into a ghost. He looks up from his delicious, cheese pizza just long enough to notice someone else other than himself is there. Putting the slice back on the pan in front of him, the lumberjack wipes away the remaining pizza mess on his face, and rolls down the lower half of his mask.

El Lumberjacko: "Sorry, you caught me at a bad time. I've been on the road all day and on top of that I have to deal with that garbage that Prime's spewing all over the place. He really has taken on a completely delusional and fake way of life. Congratulations, you won the FIW Dual-Crown Championship. That doesn't mean you aren't just as likely to lose it and be back in the shoes of the current men gunning for you. And believe me when I say that I couldn't give a rat's ass about losing to you and Sean Madrox last week. Want to know why? For one, I didn't cost my team the win, in fact, Drake Love was pinned. Second, that match wasn't even for the FIW Dual-Crown Championship, and all I wanted to do was get my hands on you for a few seconds. Just to exact the revenge I had been wanting to give you since you broke my back."

His eyes lower from the camera to the pizza, looking a little distracted to say the least.

El Lumberjacko: "And if you think I'm for one second even worried about SS&S Associates Inc., you're kidding yourself big time, ya ape bastard. Like I said before, maybe you weren't listening, I know it's hard to focus on anything other than flexing naked in front of the mirror. I've done this same thing already, and The Rejects at least had the talent pool to make up for it. Unfortunately for Jim O'Brien making a rag tag group of bad guys with the majority of the guys being henchmen doesn't count. Drake may be upset that I'd ever "dare" to compare the two, but it's the same formula, and he knows it too. A group of idiots with the idea in mind that they're going to just take over and make all of us fall in line. I say no, and I'll continue to shout that at the top of my lungs. So throw whoever you want at me, last week it was you, Prime, and Madrox. This week it's Blake Orange. It doesn't matter, I'm telling you that right now. I'll go through every last one of you 'til there's no one left."

Taking a sip from his ice water via a straw, ELJ savors the cool refreshing drink, and continues.

El Lumberjacko: "Most of all I'm coming for you, Prime. You've cost me time, money, and pain. And you're holding the one thing that means the most to me in this business. I came close a number of times before, but this time it's the last ditch effort. I'm either going to take that belt from you, or else I'm going to die trying. There's no other options. So you can throw your goons at me, you can flex naked in the mirror, and you can try to intimidate me all you want. I'm still going to keep coming at you and beating you down until you can't stand up anymore."

El Lumberjacko rolls the lower half of his mask back up, preparing to dive back into his lunch once he finishes.

El Lumberjacko: "Blake, you're in between a rock and a hard place this week. You're the "shooting star" of both SS&S and FIW, I just wish you understood that you're letting yourself be corrupted. Makes no difference, I guess, because you're still going to be used as a sacrificial lamb. There's no way around it, you've gotta be used as a prime example to everyone in your group that I won't tolerate this bullshit a second time around. It ends, and it ends now."

He lifts up the previous slice he had his eye on, folding it, and saying one last sentence.

El Lumberjacko: "I'm coming for you all, and I'm going to eliminate you like the SS&S scum you are."

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