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A gift for SS&S; love Blake.
Topic Started: Feb 27 2009, 10:53 PM (51 Views)
Poi
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We open up to a beautifully furnished bar in the hills of Ireland. The brown oak reflects the light around the room with an amazing effect. A sign on the wall reveals the public house is closed and under new management, having been recently bought out. The Dog and Duck no more. Propping up the bar as usual is one Harrison O'Reily. The ammount of empty glasses besides his limp body suggests he's had a few but he's an irishman and doesn't show it well. Sitting at the bar next to Harrison is Blake Orange, calmly sipping a three-hundred year old scotch that he bought from Sothebys... supposedly found with a lot of pirate booty.

Harrison O'Reily: Sure is nice of you to take me out to lunch boss. *hic*

Blake Orange: Think nothing of it Harrison. Your win over Ash Koopa has earned you a reward.

Blake calls over to the barman.

Blake Orange: Barman! Another pint for my estemed colleague and I'll have a....

Blake eyes the cocktail menu... yes, this rough Irish pub serves cocktails.

Blake Orange: ...double Absolut Martini.

The barman eyes Harrison who gives him a discreet wave.

Blake Orange: This week is a big week for us Harrison. Not only do I have to do battle with El Lumberjacko, but you, Jim O'Brien and our newest protege Chris Cage are thrust against the rejects from The Rejects and Ethan Adams. After you defeated Koopa last week, this should be a breeze for you.

Harrison O'Reily: Thanks boss. Can't wait to get my hands on him again... and his FSC.

Blake gives Harrison a "look".

Blake Orange: Now now Harrison, let's not get ahead of ourselves. The time to bring the Fighting Spirit Championship back into the House of Orange will be soon. But first you must weaken your enemies' defences. Take for example my Trial Series. The entire of Full Intensity Wrestling is my enemy. And these trials I am suffering are merely my opening gambit into the upper echelons of this business. And of course, there isn't a business in the world I, Blake Orange, cannot conquer. The only shame thus far is that I've had to deal with degenerates like Xtreme Kitten, Ethan Adams and this week; El Lumberjacko.

Harrison O'Reily: Surely he ain't got ya worried boss? Scrawny lil geezer like him? I though Canadians and lumberjacks are supposed to be huge.

Blake Orange: That's only real Canadians and real Lumberjacks... and of course I'm not worried O'Reily, you green buffoon. I've done battle with El Lumberjacko on one occasion. Like he said, the wildcard thrown into the mix was that god fearing preacher. I've reveiwed the tapes in preparation. I beat both men senseless and if it hadn't been for that blond bastard I'd have gained the win.

Blake's eyes are raging but Harrison manages to calm him down by sliding his boss another whiskey.

Blake Orange: I shan't brood over matches past. It was close to one year ago and I've been waiting patiently for my chance to choke the life out of that little lumberjack, and what better time than now? Not only will I get to settle a personal vendetta, but I'll also be executing an enemy of SS&S, not to mention the fact that this will advance me in my Trial Series. Ever closer to getting my hands on the Undisputed International Championship. Poor Drake... I took the FSC from him in a matter of minutes and soon history shall repeat itself when I take his UIC.

Harrison O'Reily: *hic* but first you gotta take out that walkin' flannel shirt.

Blake Orange: You're right for once Harrison. I can't get too ahead of myself, lest I fail this next hurdle. El Lumberjacko has me worried not. But I won't underestimate the little peon. This week is a first. Not only am I taking out El Lumberjacko for myself... I'm going to present his beaten body to Jim O'Brien and the rest of the firm as a gesture of good faith.

Blake downs the rest of his whiskey and stands upright before making his way to the gentleman's toilets. Just then, the barman arrives with Harrison's pint and Blake's cocktail.

Barman: What an arse.

Harrison O'Reily: Yeah, but he pays well.

And on that we fade out, not before a sign reveals to us that The Dog & Duck is soon to be renamed The Boozy Orange.

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