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| Clockman89 | Feb 28 2009, 03:01 AM Post #1 |
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Spiral Out, Keep Going
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[align=center]Hijo del Pie[/align] *The scene opens up to a usual hotel hallway scene. Though this probably isn't filmed. The walls are white with doors stretching as far as the eye can see. The carpet has been tromped down from years of use, and is a bright floral pattern. At room "525," we see a man in a bright and dark colored mask...El Hijo Del Awesome Max "Awesome" Rowley...Awesome. He stands before the door, pounding on it furiously.* Hijo: Phoenix! *Pound, pound, pound.* Hijo: SMEEEEEEEELLY MAAAAAN! *Pound, pound, pound.* Hijo: We need to talk! *A couple seconds later the door opens. We cannot see who opened it, but that hardly matters. From behind Hijo's back comes his other arm...armed with a pie. A boston cream pie. He takes quick aim and tosses it into the hotel room. A squeelching sound later, and Hijo is pointing at the man's face.* Hijo: HA! I got you GOOD! VICTORY BACON IS MIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! *Hijo runs away giggling to himself. He turns a corner with a jump, clicking his heels together before turning away...* [align=center]Phoenix del Smells[/align] *This is filmed, but in black and white, and not by Phil. It's be a professional. Yeah, I just burned my own character. We're backstage at the last arena FIW held a show at, and we see Phoenix walking through the back. He's in his wrestling attire, and though he didn't wrestle a match, he's definitely wrestling with something. The usual happy go-lucky, grab anyone's ass for a laugh Phoenix we knew is buried beneath an inner turmoil. Since late last year he's been a man on a mission. His mask was stolen by a deviant named Kai Min-Lee. There's some question as to that event perhaps putting Phoenix into drive, and moving him towards greater things in FIW. Since then he defeated the Dual Crown Champion in a non-title match, and won the World Tag Team Titles with his less-than-friendly partner El Hijo Del Awesome Max Rowley. Some might say Kai Min-Lee just hit a sore spot, the singular law, ironically an unwritten one, that Phoenix obeys; Kai broke it.* *Others, like Kai Min-Lee himself might say the loss of the mask, perhaps the loss of the indentity it brought awoke the greater ability within Phoenix. That's subject to debate. Phoenix may not always be the best guy to have as a friend, but his friends are the best of friends he could ask for. Wasabi Dragon XXIV and Turmoil have both put up their masks, and lost their masks to Kai Min-Lee in an effort to return Phoenix's mask to him, and Corybantic has been cited as the next one into the fray. Phoenix and Kai confronted each other last Revolt, with Kai Min-Lee offering a partnership to Phoenix after seeing Phoenix's true ability since losing his mask. No answer was given...but Phoenix did stop himself from saving his tag team partner, lovably named 'Maxypads.' The answer still ungiven, we see what unfolds after on-air cameras stopped filming Phoenix.* *Phoenix walks through the backstage area, staring at the ground in front of him. He turns a couple of corners, passing Jeff Noon, rarely seen FIW interviewer as he peeks his head out of Jonathon Hitchen's dressing room, before sneaking out with a television under one arm. He runs away behind Phoenix as he turns another corner. Phoenix turns and begins walking towards Toby Bostock, one of his favorite targets for unleashing mischief. Toby stands with a brand new Heroclix in his hand, and stands talking to it.* Toby: Oh little one! What fun we shall have! *Toby freezes as he notices Phoenix coming at him. Toby shakes as Phoenix accidentally bumps into him, and actually mutters an apology as he wanders past. Toby stands horribly mortified despite nothing having happened. Phoenix continues down the hall, wandering upon another FIW interviewer, and another favorite target of his; Rebecca Hunter. She's clearly just finished a shower as she has a towel wrapped around her, and her hair wrapped up in another. She's signing for a package, and the delivery man wanders away as she holds a box no bigger than a dvd, probably a movie. She freezes as she sees Phoenix coming down the hall... He has that effect on everyone. Terror and mortification. But she should know better than to be in the hallways not covered in a parka while Phoenix is mobile. He passes Hunter without so much as a cat call...a slap to the ass...or my new favorite nick name for her; Hot Tits. She watches after him, with a semi-worried look on her face. As she watches, Phil comes jogging up, out of breath and the largest pit stains you have ever seen. He also wears the Deadpool mask. No real reason.* Hunter: ...What's his problem? *The panting sounds coming from Phil as he slows to a stop, reaching out for Phoenix, worries Hunter enough she turns to them.* Phil: Phe...nicks...waait... *Phil takes a few deep breathes and looks at Hunter. He looks up and down at her, and does that perverted grin we can see beneath the mask, and clutches his heart before passing out, landing before her. Hunter glares with disgust before returning to her room. Phoenix, meanwhile, has arrived outside of the arena. He steps up to a motorcycle and swings a leg over it. He turns the key and heads out of the parking lot, away from the arena. Off into the sun set, leaving us to ponder... Whose motorcycle did he just steal?* [align=center]Wasabi del Dragons[/align] *Back to the present, still not filmed. We're now inside the hotel room that was earlier penetrated by the Pie del Awesome. It's a two bed bedroom, that is mostly cleaned up. Sitting on the bed closest to the window is Piggy. And by Piggy, I mean Phil. Because he's a fat fucking ass, who could easily be mistaken for a Pigzilla. What he's wearing, how he's wearing facial hair, we don't know. Because it's an ongoing joke that no one sees his face...and lives to tell about it. There's three animals in the room. Papyi naps on a pet mat just in front of the television which is sat kitty-corner in the corner. Piggy...and I do mean Piggy this time, lays just inside the bathroom, prefering the cool tile floor. On the television, curled up in a little not-so-cute ball is a cat...named Corybantic. I mean cat like that stupid jazzy hipster talk. "Hey daddio," "Whatup hep cat?" and other stupid shit like that. One of his legs dangles off the side, obscuring enough of the television to the point there's no point in turning it on. Corybantic is asleep. The man with pie in his face turns away from the door, to face the rest of the room. His name is Wasabi Dragon XXIV. And he has Keylime Pie all down his face.* Phil: Who was it? WDXXIV: Just Max. Phil: What did he want? WDXXIV: To be awesome. Phil: Spiffy. *Wasabi wanders into the bathroom.* Phil: So you know who I haven't seen in ages? Turmoil. *Wasabi returns from the bathroom with a towel, wiping the Oreo Pie off the face of his mask.* WDXXIV: We saw him a couple of weeks ago, when Kai Min-Lee stole his mask. Phil: Well I mean since. Hijo's not exactly the most attentive of people. I mean, what happened to that Platypus of his? What was it's name, Captain Awesome? Or his Duck, Oglethworp the Twenty-Nutted or whatever. WDXXIV: Technically he left both in the care of Scotty. *Wasabi tosses the towel with clumps of the Pumpkin pie on it back into the bathroom, landing in the sink for later washification.* WDXXIV: And I have every reason Scotty took them to his next psychiatrist meeting as proof that Hijo really exists. Phil: That would be awesome proof of existence. Think about it, the whole argument over whether God exists or not... Some crazy guy walks in holding a Platypus going "SEE! SEE! Proof! God exists, because I have his pet Platypus!" And then everyone would be all "AAAH! It's a crazy man!" And then others would be like "AAAH! A platypus!" Others still would be going "WHAA?! What is a platypus doing here?! Where does one even GET a platypus?" And then there's always be that one guy that proclaims it a sin to touch a platypus and condemn them all to hell. And then all the atheists would be going "Oh no he di'in't!" And then... WDXXIV: Not to be rude, but is this going somewhere? Phil: Not really, with Phoenix gone I'm just trying to fill in the crazy. WDXXIV: Right. *Wasabi pulls the center of his shirt out so he can view the Blood And Kidney Pie on his shirt. Wasabi sighs before pulling it off and tossing it into the bathroom as well.* Phil: So. I'm bored. *Wasabi wanders over to his bed and pulls a suitcase out from under it, and sets it on the bed.* WDXXIV: Not for long, I schedueled an interview for Phoenix. *Wasabi draws out a plain black t-shirt and slips it on.* Phil: Uh...did we not just state clearly that Phoenix is 'gone'? WDXXIV: I'm aware. But we have an appointment with Toby, and I'm not going to waste his time. Phil: So, you're going to do his interview instead? WDXXIV: Yes. I'm sure it'll be more preferable to Toby...FIW management...FIW advertisers...and the general populace as a whole. Phil: Because he's a jerk, he hurts people both physically and emotionally, he makes us fear for our lives, treats us like crap... Corybantic: Andoonat fah gah tah baht thaoodar! *Corybantic resumes his sleep.* WDXXIV: Exactly. So grab your camera and anything else you may need. Phil: Alright... *And that's the end of this little scene. It serves it's purpose!* [align=center]Toby del Nerd-Ass[/align] *The scene opens up later, still not filmed...yet. We'll get there soon. We're at the arena, and standing in a basic interview area. It's just a random backstage place where some set pieces have been put up to make it look like it's a room devoted to it. There's a black curtain behind a chain link fence, the FIW logo hanging crookedly on the fence. A section of the fence has been deliberately cut to make it hang in a more decorative way. There's a few stage hands wandering around, supplying Maple Syrup and Edible Panties to various FIW superstars who are egotistical enough to demand there be some in their locker room for when they arrive. The Edible Panties were clearly demanded by Onikage, as the Maple Syrup was demanded by Prime. I bet you thought I was gonna say El Lumberjacko for the syrup didn'tcha? It's a little known fact he's actually allergic to it. Oh yeah. I got the inside scoop from this crazy lady out on the street... But never mind your mother now... Phil stands in front of the set with one hand fiddling with the camera, and in the other hand eating a spiffy food called falafel. On the set stands Wasabi Dragon XXIV and Toby Macguire.* WDXXIV: Uh...who are you, and where is Toby? Toby Macguire: I'm Spiderman. WDXXIV: No you're not. *A couple seconds later Toby Bostock jogs up with a news paper and swats Macguire in the face.* Toby: Go back to my dressing room! I won the contest to spend a day with Toby Macguire fair and square! Toby Macguire: I can't actually climb walls. *Toby reduces his eyes to slits.* Toby: We'll fix that before the day is up... *Macguire glares at Toby before wandering off. Toby turns to Wasabi with a smile as though that had not just happened.* Toby: Hi Wasabi. WDXXIV: Um...hi. Toby: Hi Phil! *Through a mouth full of food, Phil speaks.* Phil: Hey. Toby: What's that you're eating? Phil: Falafel. It's a fried ball of spiced fava beans and chickpeas. Toby: ...You might even say it's a...FILL-a-PHIL! Phil: ...As far as puns go, that was just shitty. And for that I'm not offering you any. Toby: I'm sorry...and aw, you were going to share the food with me? Phil: Regardless of your answer all I would have heard is "No please, gorge in front of me with no care for my feelings or the starving children in Africa who could make a months worth of meals out of what you eat in a midnight snack." Toby: ... You become more and more like Phoenix every day. Speaking of the jerk, where is he? WDXXIV: We're not sure right now. *Toby speaks with absolutely no feeling in his voice when he says...* Toby: Oh no. That is a shame. However will I get through my day without being sexually harrassed by a man. WDXXIV: We all make our sacrifices, Toby. *Toby smirks.* Toby: So are we ready? Phil: Whenever you are. *Toby tosses the news paper away and a stage hand on cue hands him a microphone. He gets treated a lot better when Phoenix isn't around. A light lights up on the camera, and they're rolling.* Toby: Good evening fans of FIW, I'm standing here with Wasabi Dragon XXIV. Wasabi, it's a pleasure to have you here as always. WDXXIV: Thank you, Toby. Toby: First of all, World Tag Team Titles now in the TPCW camp, or at least one half. I haven't gotten to talk to you in person since then, but congradulations. WDXXIV: Thank you, though I had really nothing to do with it. Toby: Phoenix and Hijo have some pretty big egos when it comes to theirselves, has this changed since the win? WDXXIV: Only changed in that it has increased their egos. Toby: I didn't know that was possible. The Championship matches are now contended under traditional lucha libre rules; Featuring both Lucha Libre Tag rules, and best two out of three falls. This most certainly favors the champions, does it not? WDXXIV: Only if by champions you're referring to Phoenix and Hijo. Both have spent extensive time with the lucha libre style and match rules. If you mean champions by whomever the tag team champions are at whatever point they're being defended, then not really. Two out of three falls is two out of three falls, even if one ends via disqualification. I'd expect that gets rid of the champions' advantage as they cannot simply be counted out or disqualified as easily to retain. Toby: Would you say Phoenix and Hijo are the kind of champions that enjoy defending? WDXXIV: Hijo, definitely not. He's got something against that 'fence' thing. Phoenix, he doesn't really care one way or another. All he cares about is that he's learned his mistake from last time and is not keeping his personal identification, money, and wallet within the championship. Toby: You are of course referring to Phoenix's time in Ever Popular Pro as the La Copa de Conquistadore, their equivilent of a World Champion. He lost the championship cup with his wallet in it to Vlad. Speaking of which, did Phoenix ever get it back? WDXXIV: No, but he frequently makes trips to Kyrgystan to try to get it back. Toby: ...Doesn't Vlad live in Romania though? WDXXIV: Yes, but I don't want to tell Phoenix that. Toby: Of course. Last Revolt we saw the champions in their second...'fence' thing...against Roxie Galanoochie and La Lesbiana Fantastica, which ended in disqualification in favor of the challengers when Roxie made it look like Phoenix had hit her with a chair. How did the camp feel about this? WDXXIV: Hijo was elated. More so about his Return Of The Curse Of The Creature's Ghost's Revenge, but he was elated. Phoenix was more upset he got his ass kicked by a woman. Again. Toby: Possibly the oddest pairing in tag teams since Phoenix and Hijo themselves are back in the ring this week, and against the tag team champions; Fuckayeti. Featuring Graver and Kiyoshi. If Fuckayeti defeats Los Dos Hombres Enmascarados, they instantly get three points, and will earn themselves one of those fence things. Are Los Dos Hombres prepared for such a fence? WDXXIV: We are prepared for all fences, Toby. Yeti fucking fences or other wise. Obviously the goal is to stop the challengers before they get too much momentum behind them, like defeating the champions, but the champions will go down as fighting champions, even if Jefe has to flay them into shape. Toby: Can...can one be flayed into shape easily? WDXXIV: Yes, but it's very painful. Toby: Is there a strategy in place for facing them? WDXXIV: Current strategem is to "be awesomer than them while not getting hurt." As was suggested by Hijo. Jefe and I are fleshing the details out. Toby: I assume the champions are hard at work training? WDXXIV: Hijo is working as hard as Jefe can get him to. Toby: What about Phoenix? WDXXIV: We haven't...seen or heard from Phoenix since Revolt, and his confrontation with Kai Min-Lee. Toby: Kai Min-Lee offered a very interesting offer to Phoenix. He's offering a partnership to run rough shot over FIW, without the masks. Phoenix has said nothing to do about it? WDXXIV: Nope. Last I saw of him was his going out to help Hijo. Toby: What do you think about the offer? WDXXIV: I understand Kai Min-Lee is a bitter man since the loss of his mask, and his identity. I think he's just trying to find a place where he belongs. He's kept everyone away from him since he lost his mask, and now perhaps he sees a kindred spirit in Phoenix. Kai Min-Lee's been on a rampage and a notable rise in the company since the loss of his mask. Phoenix has as well. Toby: Do you think Phoenix will accept the offer? WDXXIV: I'd like to think not. But Phoenix is a very surprising man at times. Toby: And where is Phoenix now? WDXXIV: Phoenix...I think he's out doing some soul searching... [align=center]Phoenix del Really-Smells[/align] *It's the final chapter / segment of this roleplay, and if it were filmed, Wasabi's last line would fade out his chapter, and fade into the face of Phoenix. He sits on the motorcycle, both legs stretched out to balance it. His arms are folded across the handle bars, and his chin rests on the forearms as he stares forward off a cliff to a large field of grass with a river running through it. It's a serene thing to see, and while we may view Phoenix as an immature prick hell bent on saying everything he's not supposed to, he can run a bit deeper at times. He lifts his chin and his right hand is placed on the forehead of his mask, and it slowly makes its way to the back of his head. His thumb and index finger grip one of the ends that ties it together, and for a brief, very brief second...he contemplates pulling it so he can take the mask off. The thought put out of his head, however momentarily, it's put out of his head, and his arm put back on the handle bars.* [align=center]This has been a WASABIphoenix Production[/align] |
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