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Wild Card; [Kai Min-Lee]
Topic Started: Mar 7 2009, 04:51 AM (45 Views)
Crimson Shards
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The camera fades in from black to reveal Jeff Noon walking down the hall way, and he is looking more sad than usual. He is muttering something about every other interviewer being given something to do this week while he's got nothing to do. His eyes are darting all over the place, looking paranoid and trying to see if there is trouble waiting for him around any corner in the backstage area. Softly his feet are shuffling underneath him, making skid marks with his tennis shoes across the nice shiny tile floors.

It is when he rounds the corner that Noon nearly jumps out of his skin out of fright and he considers turning right around. When he is about to something dawns on him and a slight smile creeps over his hideous features about whatever it is he is thinking about. Quickly he starts shuffling his feet down the hall way, heading straight towards whatever it is that frightened him initially about this direction. Fumbling about while he is trying his best to move fast without running, he is able to produce his microphone with the faded Slam(!) logo on it.


Kai Min-Lee: It would seem that we are both unnoticed this week, Noon...

FIW's O.G. Ninja directly acknowledging the staff member while having his eyes closed scares him enough to make him freeze where he is. Noon looks around sheepishly and ponders what he should do since the Mask Hitman wasn't sounding upset for a rare case. Eventually the ex-Second Generation Extreme Ninja waves the staff member over when he is curling of his index finger over & over again. Jeff waddles over to the crate that the competitor is resting on top of, his right leg crossed over the left while the left is left dangling.

Kai Min-Lee: Toby Bostock, Rebecca Hunter, even V are getting all the attention from everyone this week, leaving you out in the cold. Likewise it seems that everyone is paying mind to certain folks, the supposed top of the pile in Full Intensity Wrestling's roster. But where am I in this list of names that are needed to be thrown out by everyone and their brother? If you notice Noon, I'm nowhere to be seen on any of it, ignored in favor of cry babies that are trying to make their big come backs.

Bitterness is engulfing the entire voice of the Mask Hitman when he is speaking, so much so that it is borderline venomous. His relaxed features are starting to twitch and contort into something of a snarl when he is referring to certain competitors that have returned. The irony of him referring to others as cry babies isn't escaped even on Jeff and despite better logic saying do otherwise, he is giggling a bit at it. One eye opening and glaring at the interviewer from Kai is enough to get him to stop giggling and immediately stand straight.

Kai Min-Lee: It is like everyone forgets so easily who it was that made it to Nensai Senjou's Dual Crown Championship Match. Like they so easily forget that it was me that ended the Regime of Rice as management so cutely coined it before it bombed on them. Like no one seems to remember that it was me that was screwed out of what was rightfully mine by that meat head that is carrying around my belts. Like everyone's forgotten that I've been screwed again and again, and again out of the FIW Dual Crown Championship and never fairly lost! Like everyone forgets that it was me that was on one of the most dominate streaks of victories in recent memories till just last week!

Steadily the bitterness is boiling over in his voice and his features are reflecting this fact in them by how they are changing. His voice is becoming little more than a growl when his body is tensing up and he is sitting up from his relaxed position on the crate. Finally his eyes open fully and the usually icy feel to them are burning with rage when his voice is growing in volume at a fast pace! Noon is cowering a little and flinches with every word that comes out of the Mask Hitman's voice by the time he finishes.

Jeff Noon: Well...um...there was Ethan...and, ya know, I guess people just figure after last week with Jorge your momentum's been derailed...

The staff member isn't given any chance to further expand on that because Kai pie faces him and he is sent stumbling backwards. Noon quickly realizes he should shut up when the ex-Second Generation Extreme Ninja is getting to his feet, looking less than amused. Rolling his head all the way around on his shoulders, FIW's O.G. Ninja cracks his neck while he is glaring at the tinier man beside him. To perhaps avoid attacking the interviewer and calm himself, the Mask Hitman stuffs his hands into the pouch pocket of his hoodie.

Kai Min-Lee: I was screwed out of the Dual Crown Championships and my mask against Ethan Adams, do you understand me?! I was never pinned by that slug! I was never submitted by that worthless piece of space either! The only reason why he was able to walk away with those belts and my mask is because the referee was an idiot that stopped the match! Do you understand that fact, Noon, do you?!

Too painful of a memory to ignore, the Mask Hitman is stalking the man that's come to interview him shortly before the event. Trying to stop himself from yelling anymore, Kai is clenching his teeth and hissing out every word he spews at the staff member. Jeff to his credit does probably the wisest thing he can, he doesn't try to fight it and merely nods his head & agrees with everything he has to say. For a few moments FIW's O.G. Ninja stands chest to face with Jeff, glaring down at him to try to further push the smaller man around.

Kai Min-Lee: As for the topic of last week...I'd say it was luck but you and I, and everyone else knows that is bullshit. What it is what most would consider cheating by way of an over protective supposed father that goes by the name of Jim O'Brien a.k.a. Jesus Loves the Little Children. And, if I see either of the two supposed O'Briens in this match, I'm going to skin their faces off and make masks out of them. Then that mentally challenged fool can really be like the man he is calling his daddy these days.

So frustrated and angry with the entire situation of last week's match is Kai that he is nearly spitting out every word. Those icy blue eyes are trembling with a sense of instability that hasn't ever been seen in them before, even when he was in pretty bad shape. It is when he makes his threat towards the O'Brien clan that his infamous spike appears seemingly out of nowhere in his right hand. To some what demonstrate his point & terrify Noon, he runs the spike's point over Noon's face softly as if outlining where he'd cut.

Kai Min-Lee: But getting back to actual important things, people can continue to ignore me like I don't exist in this match. Because all that means is that it'll be easier for me when I dump each of these idiots on the top of their heads outside the ring. I'll go to any length to finish this match as the winner, whether it is legal or not inside the set up rules of your standard wrestling match. I may have been denied my destiny in my home land but while on this god forsaken rock known as Ireland, I'm going to rectify that.

Starting to calm down a little and getting a slight air of confidence to him, the Mask Hitman is busy adjusting his bandana as he is speaking. There is a hint of a smirk that is trying to push its way onto his features over the snarl he is currently sporting on it. Swinging his arm out, his right hand's index finger is pointing towards the direction of the locker rooms when he refers to what he is going to do to all those that are ignoring him. Also he offers a wink of the eye when he mentions what he is going to do may or may not be legal by wrestling standards.

Jeff Noon: Uh...one question...How do you plan to do this alone? I mean, yeah, you might get a good number and a lot of people are going to have to go it alone in there as it should be. But Smarty Smark & Smark Associates are clearly going to work as an unit and...um...I'm sure there will be alliances formed to counter act them. Kind of seems like that would put you at a disadvantage.

Aware that any wrong word or motion is going to result in pain, Noon is careful with the words he chooses. Though this only results in him fumbling and mumbling his words even more so than he usually is during the question parts of the interviews. While there is a hint of worry in Jeff's face & voice over the topic of the SS&S Associates, Kai's expression is quite the opposite when he brings it up. There is a smile that is slowly but surely making its way across his face, looking very smug as it is doing so.

Kai Min-Lee: I don't think they'll be anything to really worry about in this match as they'll be too busy with their own crap to notice me. Never mind the fact that they are going to have trouble working as a team, let alone eliminating anyone from the match. But here is the big reason why your question isn't able to be applied to me in this situation, Noon...Who said I was going to do this alone in the match?

Giving a simple nod to the camera while he is continuing to smile smugly, FIW's O.G. Ninja strolls pass the interviewer. Jeff isn't able to get Kai to stop and so he is left standing there, looking utterly confused by what Kai's just said about the match. The staff member continues to stand there for a few moments in silence, watching the Mask Hitman as he is disappearing down the hall way. Eventually the camera man decides there's nothing left to be seen here and so the camera is left fading into black...
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