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Topic Started: Mar 13 2009, 01:19 PM (38 Views)
Xtreme Kitten
Extremely Ordinary
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[The scene opens with Xtreme Kitten; in track pants and a single, is laying on the couch. He's asleep by the look of it. Lucy; in baggy pants and a tight t-shirt, walks past the camera and rocks Kitten but putting her foot on his side and rocking him. He doesn't stir from his slumber. Lucy steps back then grabs Kitten by the wrist and yanks Kitten off the couch and onto the floor]

XK: Wa?

[Kitten rolls onto his back and looks up at Lucy]

XK: You wanted something?

[Lucy points to the camera, Kitten looks at it with contempt, then looks to Lucy]

XK: Seriously, this isn't worth waking me up from my nap.

[Lucy hops over Kitten and sits on the couch]

Lucy: You'll get back to napping later.

XK: That's not the point.

[Kitten claws his way back up onto the couch and leans against Lucy]

XK: I obviously don't have an interesting opponent or any wild claims to respond to, they'd have been here earlier in the week if that were the case.

[Lucy glares at Kitten]

Lucy: I told you who your opponent it but you're right she isn't interesting, what would be interesting is your response to last week.

[Kitten ponders it]

XK: Last week was interesting.

Lucy: You lost the battle royal, ditched the meeting you wanted and you were knocked out.

[Kitten smirks]

XK: I'm not so sure of that, well the knocked out part anyway.

Lucy: I was there, I tried to cheer you on so you'd get up before the ten count was complete.

XK: I know, I heard you but well you try getting up after getting kicked in the face while kneeing a guy in the head.

[Kitten looks at the camera]

XK: I should have been awarded the match on just for just how awesome that was, I mean I had to lean back pretty far to get my knee that far out in front.

Lucy: Yet you still got kicked in the face.

XK: Live and learn, next time I'll lean back further.

Lucy: Have you taken something?

XK: huh?

Lucy: You can't be just letting Kai Min Lee-

[Kitten cuts Lucy off]

XK: Cheating Referee Number Two.

Lucy: You can't just be letting him get away with trying to take your mask.

XK: He didn't even come close to getting it though.

Lucy: True but still.

XK: Alright next time, if there is a next time, I'll make sure he is down for that ten count alone.

Lucy: How about next time you just win the Battle Royal? You know what that's a improbably goal, it was a fluke you got as close as you did.

XK: Or was it?

Lucy: It was.

XK: I had a plan.

Lucy: You still lost.

XK: You know what how about we change the subject?

Lucy: To what? Ash Koopa winning?

XK: Bastard took the chance that should have been mine and didn't even take the titles so no.

Lucy: Actually you just talked about it so yes though that was likely all there is to say on the matter, bringing us to the mee-

[Kitten cuts Lucy off]

XK: My opponent this week.

[Lucy glares at Kitten for changing the topic before it ever started]

XK: Who is my opponent this week?

Lucy: T-Bird.

XK: Who?

Lucy: Nightmare's ex.

XK: Tanya? Bill's ex, Tanya?

Lucy: That's what I said.

[Kitten smirks and turns to the camera]

XK: She mightn't be that interesting but the things I'm gonna do to her certainly will be so tune in everyone.

Lucy: What do you mean what you'll do to her?

XK: Beat her possibly so bad that FIW will leave her like she left her child.

[End of Footage]
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