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Professor Time; El Lumberjacko~!
Topic Started: Mar 14 2009, 06:26 AM (42 Views)
Kyle
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Throw aside your typical locker room promo, instead we open up in a classroom like setting with chairs littering the room. There isn't much light in the room besides the projector at the front that's turned on. Currently there's nothing being shown so there's only light being projected on the wall.

The door to the room opens and in walks a man dressed in a large, white lab coat, taking his position at the projector with several things in his hands. He sets down what he has on a seat next to the projector and pulls out a metal rod to instruct with, hopefully.

As the camera man gets closer and the light from the projector helps our eyesight more, it's discovered that the "professor" is...ELJ! El Lumberjacko for those who aren't hip with the latest abbreviation.

El Lumberjacko: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm here tonight to show not only to you my findings, but also to show to Prime why he's even more of a dumb ass than we all thought. Now..."

He takes a slide off of the seat and lays it on the projector, throwing an image of himself up on the front wall, the graphic showing him clad in his usual wrestling gear. El Lumberjacko walks to the front of the room and smacks the tip of his rod against the wall where his image is.

El Lumberjacko: "Who is this handsome devil? Well, that's me, silly! Of course this was before I went on Jenny Craig and lost all that weight with just pancake batter. Anyways, the point of this is to show you all what this deals with. I know, I know, I'm a cocky sum bitch as Prime might say, but it really does deal with me and I'm not trying to be vain. I'm trying to prove once and for all that the man I'm facing has no idea what is going on, and in fact is in a dream like world of his own. That's right, I'm calling you the delusional one, if that subtlety was too much for you. You continue to rant on and on that I haven't earned anything, that I'm not really the number one contender, blah blah blah. There's a few people that might disagree with you there, champ. Namely the management involved with FIW, and then there of course being me."

Making his way back up to the projector, 'Jacko removes the slide and places another one up there, casting an image of Prime on the front wall.

El Lumberjacko: "And this is my opponent, as well as the man I'll be facing for the FIW Dual-Crown Championship. While he may be the current champion he has an extreme amount of confidence to the point of absurdity. Granted he's made his way to the top and got the gold, but he constantly underestimates guys and gets knocked in the face. I hope that when the time comes you decide to finally use that noggin, because all muscle and no brains is gonna make Prime a sad boy when he gets beat. But that'll never happen because I'm not the "real" number contender, despite facing you for your belts at the upcoming PPV and all."

He shrugs his shoulders, acting like he doesn't know how that could happen.

El Lumberjacko: "Look at the facts, guy, I've earned my stake here in FIW. I've racked up wins over people like Kennedy, Grant Rice, Ethan Adams, Ash Koopa, Xtreme Kitten, and even people in your group like Blake Orange. What is it going to take to convince you, huh?"

ELJ makes his way back up to the projector, slewing several slides on showing the previous wrestlers he mentioned.

El Lumberjacko: "If that doesn't show that I deserve a shot I don't know what does. Maybe this Sunday when we're facing each other from opposite sides of the ring I'll show you. The funny thing though, and believe me, it's REALLY funny. Whether you want to approve of me as your contender or not it doesn't matter, because there's not a damn thing you can do. You're going to be facing me and you can talk all the smack you want, but it still won't save your ass from me stomping it in when we meet for the belts. And just like I did to your stable mate the other week I'm going to do to you and Jim O'Brien. I don't care about if you think you're over the hill or not, because where I stand it doesn't make a difference. This is a new age of FIW and I've made my own path here without you."

He throws the slides off, placing one more on the projector by its self that casts the image of...CRACKERJACK!

El Lumberjacko: "I mean, come on, really? You're the guy that randomly showed back up after having beat up on Kennedy, to have some weird spat with Crackerjack. Then you two big oafs duked it out after months of random promos. Maybe I wasn't here to appreciate all that stuff in the old days, but...uh, yeah. How am I supposed to take you seriously again? You act like I'm this big joke, but it just takes some looking at your previous history to make a person turn their head in confusion. I know, Ethan and I are just idiots for looking into our opponents and using our minds to point out weaknesses. God knows that exploiting an opponent's weaknesses and taking advantage isn't clearly the objective."

'Jacko removes the last slide still remaining and places it on the projector, casting a golden aura on the front wall as the FIW Dual-Crown Championship is shown.

El Lumberjacko: "You see these, Prime?"

He takes his rod and viciously smacks the end of it against the wall, nearly breaking it in half in the process.

El Lumberjacko: "I'll admit that you may have earned these, and that they may be yours now, but I'll be damned if I just sit around and let that stay as is. This week it's just a tag-team match, you think you may have nothing to worry about, considering the belts aren't on the line. However, that isn't the case at all. This week is just practice, a means to feel you out and show you up for the piece of crap that you are. When it comes down to it, I'm going to do whatever it takes and play my cards to their fullest potential. You're going to quickly find out that all the perceived "hype" you think I'm getting is for a reason, and that's because I'm going to knock you out and take what rightfully deserves to be mine."

ELJ pushes the rod back down, once more turning it into about pen size, and placing it in the front pocket of his coat. He removes the slide from the projector and places his thumb on the power switch.

El Lumberjacko: "Class is dismissed."

He flicks the projector off and the room is cast into darkness. END.
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