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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 14 2009, 09:11 AM (37 Views) | |
| Skell | Mar 14 2009, 09:11 AM Post #1 |
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*The scene disintegrates into a shot of Hijo and Scotty standing in front of an FIW Banner. Hijo's wearing his training hoodie, and Scotty is wearing a Green t-shirt with a crude sharpie drawing of Hijo's mask on the front of it. Hijo flips the FIW Tag team Title over his shoulder and begins speaking into the mic in Scotty's right hand* Hijo: That's right it's promo time! I am everyone's favorite Maxime Rowley... El Hijo Del Awesome Max Rowley, The Better Half of the tag team champions... but don't let that fact fool you. I was already a singles wrestling sensation across the nation...well not this nation... or Canada.... Mexico....Britain... or Japan... but Swaziland... oh man they love me there. Ask any Swazi who their favorite wrestler is they'll tell you... Scotty: I don't think they're called Swazi's Hijo. Hijo: What the hell else would they be? Swazilandians? That's stupid... you're stupid... shutup. *Scotty Grumbles.* Hijo: That's right! Point for the Hijo! *Hijo marks it on his invisible sky scoreboard...* Hijo: Anyway as I was saying my Swazi impressive skills will be highlighted right here in FIW against a man that was not proved to not be a space robot or phantom spaceman... Kiyoshi Nakahata, and the current Fighting Spirit Champion Ash Koopa. *Hijo pauses* Hijo: Now I'm not going to make any grandiose claim or anything but I guarantee this match will get at least at least 3-4 hundred million stars on a scale of 1-5. Scotty: What the hell type of publication uses a rating system like that. Hijo: Top important magazines... that you've never heard of or would ever be allowed to join because you make such accusations like I'm making stuff up as I go along! Scotty: Right... Hijo: Apparently, at least if Ash's words are to be believed the Hijo was put in the middle of some sort of personalish issue between the two of my opponents. *Hijo pauses* Hijo: Now I'm not going to lie and say I'm the type of person who analyzes every single detail... or even "pays attention to the world around him" so I don't really understand what's happening there... but he seems to want the Hijo to just kind of sit silently on the sidelines or something with his town about staying out of his way. But I'm not going to do that and do you know why? Scotty: Because you don't know any better? Hijo: BECAUSE THE HIJO DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER! And The Hijo is going to get in the middle of it right now! First off, Ash claimed to have beaten everyone at one point or another... a fact he more or less challenges himself by stating he's never met The Hijo of the awesome in a normal match... and you know what else? *Hijo pauses... awkward silence begins to rear its ugly stupid face but Scotty catches on quickly decapitating it* Scotty: What? Hijo: I have never been lost on day's beginning with a W! Scotty: Hijo, you've never wrestled on a Wednesday in your life. *Hijo points at Scotty while not taking his focus of the camera* Hijo: Not the point Scotty, what the point is you can make up any statistical accolade you want if you try hard enough, but your only ever as good as your last match. Scotty: That is strangely on topic and semi-intelligent... who the hell are you? Hijo *ignoring Scotty*:and unlike some people I won my last match... Sure it was controversial and leads to several unanswered questions and I wasn't the one that made the cover but as my Coach always says "A win is a win, and a loss is a loss Naco... now get the f*** out of here and go buy me more beer" *Scotty raises a finger as if to interrupt Hijo then shakes his head and thinks better of it* Hijo: What Scotty? Scotty: well first off you probably don't need to have that last part of the quote... Hijo: Lies! Slanderous...Libelous Lies... Scotty: Right... anyway secondly, I was going to ask if this means you'll stop claiming you always win your matches. Hijo: Why would I? I've got proof that I've won them...giving me a perpetual Awesome and Oh record... that's impressive! Scotty: Right... Hijo: Right. Scotty: I'm not doing that shtick with you. Hijo: Fine ya jerk... *Suddenly an owl flies into frame and lands on Scotty's shoulder* Scotty: what the hell? Hijo: That was cool do that again! Scotty: What the hell are you talking about? I didn't do anything *The owl removes a small note and drops it into Scotty's hand. Scotty opens it and reads it aloud* [align=center] PH: Hey Frenchy, YOUR FACE! Nuttily yours Feenicks P.S. Please forget to feed Termoil. [/align] Hijo: Who? Scotty: Turmoil the person you claim to have won in an argument. Hijo: I know who that is I meant Who the hell is Feenicks? Scotty: Your tag team partner. Hijo: My tag partner is Thunderbird. Scotty: The one you’re the tag team champion with. Hijo: I don't think so... his name is Phoenix not Feenicks. Scotty: What the hell are you talking about you said it the same exact way both times. Hijo: Did I Scotty? Did I really... Scotty: Yes....yes you did. Hijo: Fine then... so what do we do with this owl... Scotty: I guess it's some kind of messenger bird and it will probably fly back to its main messenger area at some point. *Awkward silence* Hijo: Hey I've got a great idea! *The scene cuts to a close-up of Hijo eating what appears to be a drumstick.* Hijo: See... didn't I tell you this was a great idea? *The scene pulls back showing Hijo, Turmoil, Scotty sitting at a booth in a diner... and to the right of the table the owl is perched on a bar stool with a plate of bacon in front of it.* Scotty: Yeah Hijo... but I don't think you should be feeding an owl bacon... Hijo: Nonsense, Bacon is the food of the gods... the gods I say! *Hijo raises his fist to the sky... and the scene fades* |
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<div style="max-height:64px; width: 100%; overflow:auto;"> El Hijo Del Awesome, Greatest Wrestler in the World Your Favorite Four-Time Former FIW Fighting Spirit Champion (02-28-10 - 5-30-10) (04-05-09 - 7-26-09) (06-10-12 - 9-29-12 ) Two Time Former Tag Team Champion (01-11-09 - 04-19-09) (07-29-12 - 10-28-12) </div> Former Fighting Spirit, Tag Team, Undisputed International and Dual Crown Champion. Winner of the 2011 Lady Luck Tournament | |
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