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| Jimmy Jimbo | Mar 14 2009, 01:27 PM Post #1 |
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“97… 98…” Grunts the ’08 Grand Prix Champion and Man in Black, Jim O’Brien. We find the Man of Steel within the confines of the local gym, catching up on his curls on the… curls machine thingy. Clad in a sweat-stained black tanktop and a black bandana wrapped around his head lathered in perspiration, Jim continues on with his curling… O’Brien: “99… 100.” And on 100, Jim drops the bar and releases a huge exhale. He leans back in the seat, groans and turns his attention to us. O’Brien: “Ahhh…” *deeply exhales* “Well, it looks like I missed out on the verbal sparring. I’ve honestly been too busy to banter with the children that Prime and I are calling opponents on this coming ReVolt. I’ve had my attention and my thoughts elsewhere, on more important matters.” Jim leans over and grabs a towel from afar, and wipes it across his face, then returns his attention to us. O’Brien: “Anarchy In The UK is coming… For those that don’t know, it’s our biggest event of the year. It’s our Super Bowl, World Cup or Indy 500, if you will. And I’ve heard through the grapevine that it’ll be me and Ethan Adams squaring off.” *smiles* “Which is good. Because at Anarchy in the UK, win or lose… I hurt people. In 2003, Fozzy McQueen and I put on a classic for the Spirit of Honour Championship, and was one of the first of our many wars. In 2005, albeit having lost the Dual Crown, I forced Silent Rage into an early retirement due to the mental and physical torture I put him through. ’06 saw me choking out Onikage in, to my knowledge, the only barbed-wire deathmatch in ‘Anarchy’ history. And last year, I hammered the final nail in the coffin of the Tanaka Zaibatsu and obliterated Daisuke Tanaka. For the Fighting Spirit Championship, no less. Needless to say, Ethan… I am not the man to mess with at this particular event.” A quick grin, quickly turned back to SRS BSNS. O’Brien: “But before we can get to ‘Anarchy,’ we’ve got one last stop – where Prime and I are pitted against Ethan Adams and El Lumberjacko. I’ve taken the time to listen in on what I’ve seen and… I wish I had a clever and witty way of putting this, but Ethan… You’re stupid. I mean, Prime and I communicating to you, it’s like we’ve been trying to explain algebra to a chimp with Down syndrome. Of course me and Prime being on top of the food chain doesn’t make any sense to you – you’re just plain dumb. It’s not witty, it’s not clever…” *shrugs* “… it’s just the truth. The concept of ‘hard work paying off,’ which is what I’ve done, it’s what Prime’s done… It just doesn’t make any sense to you. It just goes to show how awful a job your parents – and most grown-up children like you – raised you. Instead of working and earning your spot, you’re taught to expect a handout; for success to just fall into your lap. Which is a shame, but that’s the reality of the society we live in; where the blue collared, 9-5ing Joe Lunchboxes of the world that loves his wife and is saving money for his kids college education, is struggling to make ends meet because he has to pay ridiculous taxes to the government so the government can continue to incentivise the bad behavior of food stamp abusing, Medicaid collecting, toothless white trash that procreate like rabbits.” *frowns* “The jail time of tax evasion just doesn’t sound so bad when it’s phrased like that. So Ethan, El Lumberjacko, I’ll put this in the simplest terms I can so you don’t have dual aneurisms – Prime and I are going to pound you both into the mat. At Anarchy in the UK, Prime is going to retain the Dual Crown. And I’m going to snap every bone in Ethan Adams’ body, because that’s what I do at ‘Anarchy:’ hurt people.” And with that, Jim steps up from the weight machine and steps out of the picture. Fade. |
[align=center] [/align][size0]Thanks, Lita! ![]() <center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: cc3300; font-weight: bold; color:black"> <option style="color:black">THE ROUGAROU</option> <option> Name: </option> <option>"The Rougarou" Silas Bergeron</option> <option>Height:</option> <option>6'6"</option> <option>Weight:</option> <option>296 lbs.</option> <option>Hometown:</option> <option>The Bayou</option> <option>Entrance Music:</option> <option>Led Zeppelin - 'When The Levee Breaks'</option> <option>Wrestling Style:</option> <option>Methodical Powerhouse</option> <option>Signature Moves:</option> <option> - Sword of Damocles </option> <option> - Chokeslam </option> <option> - Bayou Leg Sweep </option> <option>Finishing Moves:</option> <option> - Swamp Drop Brainbuster</option> <option> - Honey Island Swamp Lock </option> <option>Title History:</option> <option> - 1x Fighting Spirit Champion</option> <option>Other Cool Stuff:</option> <option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Roleplay of the Year (Family Reunion)</option> <option> - 2014 FIW Segment of the Year (The Rougarou Cometh)</option> <option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Feud of the Year (vs. Mr. GEIST/Deacon DEATH)</option> <option> - 2014 FIW Duo of the Year (w/ Butch Babineaux)</option> <option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Newcomer of the Year</option> <option> - 2014 & 2015 FIW Manager of the Year (Butch Babineaux)</option> <option> </option> <option> Now do you believe in The Rougarou? </option> </select></center> <center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: cadetblue; font-weight: bold; color:black"> <option style="color:black">#SWAGOLITION</option> <option> Name: </option> <option>"The Condemned" Lucas Bergeron</option> <option>Height:</option> <option>6'4½"</option> <option>Weight:</option> <option>235 lbs.</option> <option>Hometown:</option> <option>Kandiyohi, Minnesota</option> <option>Entrance Music:</option> <option>Black Sabbath - 'Hole in the Sky'</option> <option>Wrestling Style:</option> <option>Athletic - Strong Style - Brawler</option> <option>Signature Moves:</option> <option> - Exploder Suplex </option> <option> - Powerbomb </option> <option> - German Suplex </option> <option>Finishing Moves:</option> <option> - The Manhattan Project</option> <option> - Honey Island Swamp Lock </option> <option>Title History:</option> <option> - n/a </option> <option>Other Cool Stuff:</option> <option> - 2015 FIW ReVolt Match of the Year (vs. Nemesis, 6/6/15)</option> <option> - 2015 FIW Feud of the Year (vs. Nemesis)</option> <option> - 2015 FIW Babyface of the Year</option> <option> - 2015 FIW Duo of the Year (w/ The Rougarou)</option> <option> </option> <option> Just Give The Lunatic A Chance... </option> </select></center> <center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: 14b8ff; font-weight: bold; color:black"> <option style="color:black">THE MAN IN BLACK</option> <option> Name: </option> <option>Jim O'Brien </option> <option>Height:</option> <option>6'7"</option> <option>Weight:</option> <option>290 lbs.</option> <option>Hometown:</option> <option>Grant's Lick, Kentucky</option> <option>Entrance Music:</option> <option>Motörhead - 'Line in the Sand'</option> <option>Wrestling Style:</option> <option>Strong Style Powerhouse</option> <option>Signature Moves:</option> <option> - Belly-to-Belly Suplex</option> <option> - Saito Suplex </option> <option> - Jackknife Powerbomb </option> <option> - Hells Bells-plex</option> <option>Finishing Moves:</option> <option> - Hells Bells</option> <option> - F-Bomb</option> <option>Title History:</option> <option> - 2x Fighting Spirit Champion </option> <option> - 1x co-holder of the FIW Tag Team Championships of the World (w/ Jorge O'Brien)</option> <option> - 1x Ultimate Endurance Champion</option> <option> - 1x Spirit Of Honour Champion</option> <option> - 3x Dual Crown Champion</option> <option> Other Cool Stuff: </option> <option> - 2015 FIW Hall of Fame inductee</option> <option> - 2004 TNT Superstar Of The Year</option> <option> - 2004 Feud Of The Year (w/ Silent Rage)</option> <option> - 2004 Match Of The Year participant (vs. Silent Rage @ FIW Genocide) <option> - 2005 1st Runner-Up, TNT Superstar Of The Year</option> <option> - 2005 Co-Match Of The Year participant (vs. Silent Rage @ FIW Anarchy In The UK)</option> <option> - 2008 & 2012 Lady Luck Tournament Champion </option> <option> - 2008 Grand Prix Tournament Champion</option> <option> - 2008 Match of the Year participant (vs. Liam Mortell vs. Kiyoshi Nakahata @ FIW Summer of Sin) </option> <option> - 2008 1st Runner-Up, FIW Feud of the Year participant (vs. Ash Koopa)</option> <option> - 2008 1st Runner-Up, FIW (Face/Heel/Tweener) Turn of the Year</option> <option> - 2009 ReVolt Match Of The Year participant (vs. Ethan Adams @ ReVolt Against The Champions X)</option> <option> - 2009 FIW Tag Team Of The Year (The O'Brien Clan, w/ Jorge O'Brien)</option> <option> - 2009 FIW Duo Of The Year (w/ Kendra O'Brien)</option> <option> - April 2012 Superstar of the Month</option> <option> - April 2012 Storyline of the Month ("Dirty Deeds...")</option> <option> - May 2012 Superstar of the Month</option> <option> - May 2012 Match of the Month participant (vs. Damien Holburn @ FIW Deadlock)</option> <option> - July 2012 Co-Match of the Month participant (vs. Mad Dawg @ FIW ReVolt (07/01/12)</option> <option> </option> <option> So yeah, Jim was awesome. :-D </option> </select></center> | |
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