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| Dai | Mar 14 2009, 03:05 PM Post #1 |
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Captain SPARKLE~!!!
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"About fuckin' time." Yep, the person that the Famous Essayist and Poet, Harrison O'Reily described as "the chick with the eyepatch" is here to spread joy and good-will throughout all of the United Kingdom and possibly parts of Ireland while she's at it. At least, I assume that's what her sneering smile means. There's no other possible explanation for her to be sitting on her flight-case somewhere deep in the bowels of the arena with her belt over her shoulder. "Ya know, Ah've been lookin' forward ta dis. Ah ain't gonna bore y'all with no deep thinkin' 'bout bein' held back in some kinda "seperate but equal" women's division, 'cause frankly, Ah don't really care. Strikin' a blow for de sisterhood or whatever don't interest me none, 'cause de sisterhood includes Macey, Roxie an' Brianna, an' y'all know what Ah think've dem." She barks out a short laugh. "Naw, Ah'm just lookin' forward ta seein' some new faces, like dat orange guy wi' de stupid voice." Another laugh. She does appreciate the irony in that last statement. "Harry O'Reily, funny guy, 'cause listenin' to him, he almost sounds like a big deal. Look at him, bossin' Toby 'round, like dat's some intimidatin' shit. Hell, Ah got got dat boy so scared'a me, he don't even bother comin' round wi' his mic no more. It ain't hard or nothin'." Gotta love the double negatives. Hard to tell whether she's putting them on, or if she actually talks like that. She might be exaggerating it slightly with her manic sneer "It's a good job Ah don't take him too seriously, otherwise Ah might have ta punch those ugly Irish teeth've his down his ugly Irish throat; 'cause a girl might get take some offense at some'a de shit he was talkin'. Ain't Ah worth a tumble, darlin'? Or am Ah gonna gonna have ta ruin Brianna's shit so y'all only got de one girl ta take to de dance?" Despite the mention of her nemesis's name, she still seems venomously upbeat. "Actually, Harry darlin'; you can keep whatever's left of her once Ah'm done, 'cause Ah got mah eye on dat strappin' young Wilson lad. Ah could piledrive him all night long." Nudge, nudge, Wink, wink, know what I mean? Say no more. "Naw, jus' kiddin' Shawny, Ah never drop a guy on his head on de first date. Unless of course, he's some kinda trash who fluked his way into a designer suit. Guys like dat jus' need deir necks broke as quick as ya like; put de rest of us outta ahh misery." Finally, the facade of happiness cracks. "Ya know what? Fuck the lot of ya." And on that happy note, she storms off, and we fade. |
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