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No Title; Because I can't think of one.
Topic Started: Mar 27 2009, 01:49 PM (44 Views)
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I'm just a soldier. I'm not worthy.
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The scene opens in blackness, the only sound that can be heard is that of a telephone on speakerphone ringing.

Voice: Hello?

...And the scene fades in as the call is answered; Nick Allen picking up the handset and placing it to his ear.

NA: Hello? Is this the FIW booking team? It is? Good. Quick question for you:- Why are you making people up for me to defend the Flycore title against?

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Carson Rayne, you bunch of dickheads! I've looked through the entire friggin' FIW roster on that internet thing, and he just doesn't exist! He's not real!

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From where?

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NGIWhat?

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Neo Whatic Industrial Who?

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What the fuck is that?

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In Norway?

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So what the fuck is this Rayne fella doing coming here?

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Did I!?

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When did I do that?

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Stop asking questions?

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Oh, fuck. So, he's coming here from that New... Thingy... Wotsit... Doodaa, and I have to fight him in a falls count anywhere match?

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And if he wins the belt goes back to wherever the hell he's come from?

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And if I win, more nutters I've never heard of'll come round here gunning for me?

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And you say that they're into weapons and no rules and whatnot?

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So, hypothetically, if I wanted to, I could bring a big stick to the ring and hit him with it?

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Or a shovel?

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Or, say, a cricket bat?

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Or-

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Even-

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Cool. So basically I have to turn up and hit bitches with shit?

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Well why didn't you say that in the pissing first place? You bookers are a bunch of bellends, I tell ya.

And with that, Nick puts the phone down, shaking his head...
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