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| Watch It Sparkle and Shine; ~Anna~ | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 23 2010, 08:45 AM (37 Views) | |
| Drake | Jun 23 2010, 08:45 AM Post #1 |
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[align=center]![]() VIDEO SEGMENT[/align] Oh lord, its post-title win celebration time for Anna. She appears primed and ready to be doing her best Lady Gaga impression as she stands on top of a wooden table with her newly won and yet already retired Cruiserweight Championship belt. By Lady Gaga the implication is not cigarette sunglasses or beer can curlers in her hair but just a general statement that Anna is behaving like an annoying drunk bimbo. Perhaps Ke$ha would have been a better reference point. None the less, Anna is dancing on the table like tomorrow is not in the day planner. Of course there is no music playing, that seems to be an important fact to add in. In one hand she has the Cruiserweight Championship belt and in the other hand she has a bottle of Listerine mouthwash. She has a firm grip on the neck of the bottle like it were a fifth of Jack and seems to be in quite the celebratory mood. Anna: For all the doubters and haters out there, this title win is for you. Suck an egg bitches. This isn’t new for me. Winning a belt in a mass of humanity where everyone was sure the champion would retain. Jaime Lee all but defined the Hellcat Division, that bimbo still holds pretty much every record for that belt. Everyone said that Rurik’s iron grip on the Cruiserweight Division was going to follow the belt to the grave. Yet I beat both of these so called “faces of the divisions” to take their belts. I know that Jaime just got married and is supposedly happy now but the truth is she ran away from FIW in fear of me. I wonder if Rurik is going to take his ball now and leave too? She takes the green-blue bottle of mouthwash to her mouth and slugs back a few swigs. Instead of swishing it around her mouth and spitting it out, she swallows it down. I am sure a spit or swallow joke is in there somewhere. Anna: I know the Cruiserweight Title is going on the shelf but where one door closes, I am sure to burn the house down anyways. This week I have a chance to not only become the first female Fighting Spirit Champion in FIW history but the first Triple Crown champion as well. Win the Rumble, beat Nuller, and then take out that slag Jenny. I know that sounds like a tall order and virtually impossible but as I proved last week, I excel at achieving the impossible. Why should this week be any different? How the landscape will change with a new Triple Crown Champion by the name of Anna. Anna takes another drink of Listerine before whipping the bottle across the room with disregard. She leaps off the table and places the Cruiserweight Title across so that it is completely laid out. Anna: The Revolt Rumble speaks for itself. Much like the Cruiserweight match was a jumble of bodies all scrambling for a chance to win, so is this bumble bee party. I mean I know I am the most talented person in the match but that isn’t to say some unkindly fluke might not catch me by surprise. I will do my best to avoid it and pick my spots much I did to win this here belt but such a thing is hard to script. Pulling a small tube from the top of her fishnet stockings, Anna turns her attention to the Cruiserweight Title. She shakes the tube a bit before continuing to speak. Anna: Now of course if I do twist, turn, shimmy, and stutter my way into a win the rest of the night gets more interesting. Let’s speak the title shot that I will have regardless for a moment shall we? Let’s fast forward to the hypothetical dance of vengeance in the whirlwind. Three separate times I have had Jenny knock me loopy like a toasted fruit cereal. Three times. That cow slut may have moved past her little Judas act she pulled on me but my memory bank still holds these beliefs to be true of our nation. To dethrone Jenny and see her flat on her face like the lowly gutter trash that she is would be too sweet to even describe. I love nothing more than to lick up her blood as it pools under her fat head. Seemingly focused on the CW belt, Anna is working on something or other involving the now defunct title. With her back blocking the camera view, it is hard to say what she is doing though. Anna: Now the real question is not for what may or may not transgress but for the match I know I have for sure. A Fighting Spirit Championship match, FIW’s way of paying me back for me giving me a dead title I suppose. A chance to be the first ever female Fighting Spirit Champion is not something I really wanted but now that it is here in front of me on a silver plate, who am I to say no to it? I hear that this Rick Nuller is a big beast of a man and likely dwarfs me in size. That being said I will stab him in the eye with a fork and dine on his flesh with a side of BBQ sauce if he tries to sit on me. Anna pauses from her work to think about Nuller squashing Anna’s small frame with a rear end stomp. She shakes the images out of her head and finishes up her work. Anna: To be a champion in FIW is like a big up yours to all those in my life that thought I was a fool for trying to make it as a wrestler. To be an active champion would be even better I suppose. That is why I am going to do everything in my power to put Nuller down on his big black behind. I don’t care how tough he is, how many BBQ joints he owns, how strong he is or how many butterflies he can speak to when the lights go out. All I know is I am going to hit him with everything I have and watch him fall to the mat like an asteroid to the Earth. Ooh, I should go play Asteroids. That was such a neat game. With no formal good bye or ending to her promo, Anna suddenly drops everything in her hands and darts off out of the scene. Not sure where she will find a copy of Asteroids, likely not at any arcade. Either way, the camera zooms in on the Cruiserweight Title to see what Anna was working on. It appears Anna has written on the title with green and red glitter glue. There is a smiley face and the words “Suck on that Emily” are scribbled out on the center plate. On one of the straps the words “You suck Rurik” is done in purple glitter glue. The right hand strap is incomplete but what is written is “Jenny is still a dirty whor”. Not too hard to figure out what Anna was writing on that other strap. |
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