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Catching up with Shredder Black
Topic Started: Jun 23 2010, 12:37 PM (53 Views)
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“… and dat is why you never wanna date a hooker.” Victor exclaims to Shredder.

We find the two dining at the local Waffle House, where we see Shredder forking down waffle after waffle, while Victor seems to… ramble incoherently.


Victor: “I don’t get it. Dey’ll fuck any guy for a price, but when you try to nail ‘em on a date, they whine and cry, ‘Oh I don’t wanna be touched,’ ‘my Dad didn’t hug me enough.’ And I’m like, ‘SHUDDUP BITCH! AN’ OPEN YOUR LEGS!’”

Shredder makes an attempt to reply, but you can’t quite make out what he says, thanks to all the food crammed in his mouth. It sounds like “That’s very informative,” but its really anybody’s guess. :P

Victor: “What’d you say?! Aw, just shuddup an’ chew yer food.”

Upon completion of chewing & swallowing, Shredder speaks.

Shredder: "Sorry, man. Like, I don’t remember the last time I got to eat inside a restaurant and eat the food fresh. I’m used to havin’ to go through the garbage for food.”

Victor: “Wow! That’s pathetic! How’d you get to be so pathetic?”

Shredder: “Well man, I used to wrestle in my home town in New Jersey. There, New York, the whole east coast. Me and my best friend Johnny, that is. We used to be a tag team. We were a fuckin’ good one too! We beat people up, and stuff. And after we’d wrestle, we’d always go to these awesome parties. Sex, violence & heavy metal. It was the life, man. Then Johnny got arrested over some bullshit.”

Victor: “Yeah? Like what?”

Shredder: “You know, dumb shit like Sexual Harassment, Assault & Battery, Public Intoxication, that sort of shit.”

Victor: “I swear, some laws are just fuckin’ dumb.”

Shredder: “Even worse, the Judge set this retarded-ass bond for 50 grand. 50 fuckin’ grand, man! You think we got that kind of money lyin’ around? Sure, me and Johnny were the shit; we were over, man. But you think we could wipe our asses with hundred dollar bills like Jim O’Brien? C’mon! So, like, I couldn’t get booked on my own since Johnny went to jail. Promoters are all ‘Shredder’s too sloppy,’ ‘Shredder’s too stiff,’ ‘Shredder’s unreliable without Johnny.’ It’s fuckin’ bullshit, man.”

Victor takes a gulp of his coffee and speaks.

Victor: “So what, you need 50 t’ousand – ‘merican – t’bail your friend outta jail? In FIW, you could make dat in a few of months.”

Shredder: “Really? Man, I hope so. That’s if I don’t my fuckin’ legs cut out from under me like everywhere else I been.”

Victor: “You stick wit’ me, and ah’ll take care o’you. I been in dis bizness ahmost 25 years, Shredder. I know da polictical game better t’an anyone. Like ah said – you stick wit’ me, an’ you’ll be a made man. You’ll get’cher boy outta jail & we’ll ahhhll be livin’ da high life again. We work ca’heesively, that is. It’s a team effort, Shredder. Jus’ folluh mah leeead, and I’ll guide you to da promised land. Ya understand?”

Shredder: “I sure do, Victor. Now, like, I’m curious. What were you doin’ at the FIW show 2 weeks ago? You got an office job up there or somethin’?”

Victor: “Nah, nah. I was gon’ vizit an ohhhld friend of mine. I ain’t seen him in a good 4 or 5 years. I got ahold of him on his cellurlar phone, but bad reception broke us up, I guess. Said somethin’ about ‘Neo;’ what the fuck’s a Neo? Izzat a car or somephin’?”

Shredder: “Beats the hell outta me, man.”

Victor wipes his mouth with a napkin & and sets it on his now empty plate.

Victor: “Anyway I wouldn’t worry ‘bout it. This Sunday, you got yer frist tel’vized match in yer life. Facin’ a big suminabitch named Dragon. He’s big, but sounds like he wins ‘bout as of’en as you prolly get laid.”

Shredder chuckles confidently.

Shredder: “So he must be the FIW Champion, right?”

Victor is not amused. Shredder’s cocky smile evaporates into a glum, sad look.

Shredder: “I guess he sucks pretty bad, don’t he?”

Victor: “Well, as much as he loses, he’s still managed to keep his job. So he either knows what he’s doin’ to a verrry small d’gree, or he’s suckin’ da right dick. I’m guessin’ da former, so we gotta get’chou TV ready.”

Victor stands up from his seat, grabs for his black sports jacket & puts it on.

Victor: “C’mon kid, time da go.”

Shredder: “I… ain’t done. I still got-”

Victor: “You wanna get fatter?! You wanna show up to TV lookin’ like a bloated fat whale, wit’ more oil in yer hair d’an the gulf coast?! C’mon, let’s go!”

Shredder gets up and looks around leerily (hey, if Victor can make up words, so can I), then quietly speaks to Victor.

Shredder: “So uh, you payin’?”

Victor: “Fuck no. This shit takes like shit that ate itself, took another shit & got heated up in a microwave. Didn’ even add salt for taste! Fuck dis place.”

Shredder: *walking out* “I didn’t think the food was that bad…”

Victor: “Well, you’re used to eatin’ garbage too. Now shuddup an’ move yer ass.”

Shredder & Victor shuffle out of the Waffle House exit door, and our scene fades out.
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[size0]Thanks, Lita! :)

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<option style="color:black">THE ROUGAROU</option>
<option> Name: </option>
<option>"The Rougarou" Silas Bergeron</option>
<option>Height:</option>
<option>6'6"</option>
<option>Weight:</option>
<option>296 lbs.</option>
<option>Hometown:</option>
<option>The Bayou</option>
<option>Entrance Music:</option>
<option>Led Zeppelin - 'When The Levee Breaks'</option>
<option>Wrestling Style:</option>
<option>Methodical Powerhouse</option>
<option>Signature Moves:</option>
<option> - Sword of Damocles </option>
<option> - Chokeslam </option>
<option> - Bayou Leg Sweep </option>
<option>Finishing Moves:</option>
<option> - Swamp Drop Brainbuster</option>
<option> - Honey Island Swamp Lock </option>
<option>Title History:</option>
<option> - 1x Fighting Spirit Champion</option>
<option>Other Cool Stuff:</option>
<option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Roleplay of the Year (Family Reunion)</option>
<option> - 2014 FIW Segment of the Year (The Rougarou Cometh)</option>
<option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Feud of the Year (vs. Mr. GEIST/Deacon DEATH)</option>
<option> - 2014 FIW Duo of the Year (w/ Butch Babineaux)</option>
<option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Newcomer of the Year</option>
<option> - 2014 & 2015 FIW Manager of the Year (Butch Babineaux)</option>
<option> </option>
<option> Now do you believe in The Rougarou? </option>
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<center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: cadetblue; font-weight: bold; color:black">
<option style="color:black">#SWAGOLITION</option>
<option> Name: </option>
<option>"The Condemned" Lucas Bergeron</option>
<option>Height:</option>
<option>6'4½"</option>
<option>Weight:</option>
<option>235 lbs.</option>
<option>Hometown:</option>
<option>Kandiyohi, Minnesota</option>
<option>Entrance Music:</option>
<option>Black Sabbath - 'Hole in the Sky'</option>
<option>Wrestling Style:</option>
<option>Athletic - Strong Style - Brawler</option>
<option>Signature Moves:</option>
<option> - Exploder Suplex </option>
<option> - Powerbomb </option>
<option> - German Suplex </option>
<option>Finishing Moves:</option>
<option> - The Manhattan Project</option>
<option> - Honey Island Swamp Lock </option>
<option>Title History:</option>
<option> - n/a </option>
<option>Other Cool Stuff:</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW ReVolt Match of the Year (vs. Nemesis, 6/6/15)</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW Feud of the Year (vs. Nemesis)</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW Babyface of the Year</option>
<option> - 2015 FIW Duo of the Year (w/ The Rougarou)</option>
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<option> Just Give The Lunatic A Chance... </option>
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<option style="color:black">THE MAN IN BLACK</option>
<option> Name: </option>
<option>Jim O'Brien </option>
<option>Height:</option>
<option>6'7"</option>
<option>Weight:</option>
<option>290 lbs.</option>
<option>Hometown:</option>
<option>Grant's Lick, Kentucky</option>
<option>Entrance Music:</option>
<option>Motörhead - 'Line in the Sand'</option>
<option>Wrestling Style:</option>
<option>Strong Style Powerhouse</option>
<option>Signature Moves:</option>
<option> - Belly-to-Belly Suplex</option>
<option> - Saito Suplex </option>
<option> - Jackknife Powerbomb </option>
<option> - Hells Bells-plex</option>
<option>Finishing Moves:</option>
<option> - Hells Bells</option>
<option> - F-Bomb</option>
<option>Title History:</option>
<option> - 2x Fighting Spirit Champion </option>
<option> - 1x co-holder of the FIW Tag Team Championships of the World (w/ Jorge O'Brien)</option>
<option> - 1x Ultimate Endurance Champion</option>
<option> - 1x Spirit Of Honour Champion</option>
<option> - 3x Dual Crown Champion</option>
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<option> - 2015 FIW Hall of Fame inductee</option>
<option> - 2004 TNT Superstar Of The Year</option>
<option> - 2004 Feud Of The Year (w/ Silent Rage)</option>
<option> - 2004 Match Of The Year participant (vs. Silent Rage @ FIW Genocide)
<option> - 2005 1st Runner-Up, TNT Superstar Of The Year</option>
<option> - 2005 Co-Match Of The Year participant (vs. Silent Rage @ FIW Anarchy In The UK)</option>
<option> - 2008 & 2012 Lady Luck Tournament Champion </option>
<option> - 2008 Grand Prix Tournament Champion</option>
<option> - 2008 Match of the Year participant (vs. Liam Mortell vs. Kiyoshi Nakahata @ FIW Summer of Sin) </option>
<option> - 2008 1st Runner-Up, FIW Feud of the Year participant (vs. Ash Koopa)</option>
<option> - 2008 1st Runner-Up, FIW (Face/Heel/Tweener) Turn of the Year</option>
<option> - 2009 ReVolt Match Of The Year participant (vs. Ethan Adams @ ReVolt Against The Champions X)</option>
<option> - 2009 FIW Tag Team Of The Year (The O'Brien Clan, w/ Jorge O'Brien)</option>
<option> - 2009 FIW Duo Of The Year (w/ Kendra O'Brien)</option>
<option> - April 2012 Superstar of the Month</option>
<option> - April 2012 Storyline of the Month ("Dirty Deeds...")</option>
<option> - May 2012 Superstar of the Month</option>
<option> - May 2012 Match of the Month participant (vs. Damien Holburn @ FIW Deadlock)</option>
<option> - July 2012 Co-Match of the Month participant (vs. Mad Dawg @ FIW ReVolt (07/01/12)</option>
<option> </option>
<option> So yeah, Jim was awesome. :-D </option>
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