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Shaken, Not Stirred; [Keith Williams]
Topic Started: Jun 25 2010, 06:07 AM (47 Views)
Kyle
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Let's enjoy a more scenic spot for this promo. Say...out at sea? Surrounded by vast amounts of salt water sits a rather large yacht in the middle. As the camera closes in from an air shot above it moves to a camera man below. He's somehow made it aboard the yacht with whoever else is on as well.

From the perspective of standing on the main deck we catch the image of Keith Williams as he walks up to the camera, passing a pool that's setup on the big ship. Dressed in a nice polo shirt with khakis the future 2 Time FIW Dual Crown Champion dons a hat on his head meant for a boat captain.

Keith Williams: "Welcome aboard the S.S. Donkey Punch. If you haven't noticed by now I'm the person in charge. When on a sea faring vessel you have to remember that the person with the hat on is the man with power."

Brief pause.

Keith Williams: "I've been further enjoying myself by taking in the splendors of the world. Last week I successfully showed why I'm the ONE MAN TAG TEAM by helping Ash Koopa secure a victory for our first time pairing. With the match over and alliances back to normal it's just as it was before. Just because he has that Grand Prix slung over his shoulder doesn't entitle him to anything. He can scratch, claw, and beg on his knees like the rest of the unworthy on the roster. I'm deserving of a match, a re-match one on one with the DC. I proved for six months anything that anyone needed to know as far as worthiness. Jenny Chennault likes to say I bitch about my matches, but how can you consider it bitching when I haven't been given anything? Not a single re-match. Mind you, that's since being robbed of the belts back in January."

Keith passes off the presumption of Chennault and his naysayers with a scoff and hand wave.

Keith Williams: "I don't need to prove anything further. I'm the whole package. Whether it is tag-team action or singles action I've got it covered. Jenny herself has fallen to me on more than one occasion, both in singles competition and tag-team competition. She's just a one eyed bitch too scared to face her maker, so instead she cowers and hides with her tail tucked between her yeasty vagina. Her day is coming, it's nearly time for my PPV of choice. Summer of Sin, better known as the Summer of Stache. When the cards are down and you're looking for a sure win, you can count on the stache. You'll only continue to get mediocre results out of the Cyclops. Somehow she's managed to stagnant the division with her reign. I at least brought respect and dignity back to the belts when I held them. Before they were just thrown around from one sorry individual to the next. I made the Dual Crown mean something, what has Jenny actually done?"

A passing by ship hand makes his way around the "captain" carrying a tray with martinis. With speed and finesse Williams manages to snatch one in a single, fluid movement. He presses the rim of the glass to his lips, tilting his head back some to let the drink flow down his throat.

Keith Williams: "I like my martinis just like my women, DIRTY."

Keith winks to the camera and slips in a quick mustache stroke in between another sip of his drink.

Keith Williams: "I know when the odds are in my favor, or at the very least give me a chance. This haphazardly put together rumble is just a laugh. Even if I do manage to get through it I still have another match that night with higher stakes. I fully don't expect to win this going in, but if along the way I should it wouldn't disappoint me. No, my sights are set on the match after. S-Neo holds something very near and dear to my heart as well as Clay's. If there's any screw job I'm not at all fond of it's what happened with HCM's tag team GOLD. We've been given our chance to redeem what was done. However, Neo Carner himself doesn't even see the bigger picture. He's still focusing on when I demanded this or that. Get over it, guy, I had just gotten back to my locker room after the show and hadn't even seen your dribble. Just so we're clear, I can demand what I want when I want. I don't care if you give me the go ahead for a re-match or not. I'm better than you, and I'll always be better than you, Neo. I proved that one on one, leaving the scraps for Drake Love to clean up. If you think for a second your little win over Pyotr is something to be proud about you have another thing coming. You showed the entire FIW viewing audience exactly what I already knew. Neo Carner can't hang with the big dogs."

A twisted and perverse smile creeps over the facial features of the Hollywood Playboy. He evilly drinks from his glass keeping eye contact with the camera.

Keith Williams: "You're nothing but a train that never could, falling into the ranks of people like Drake Love. You try to fly high, but you can never reach the top. Each attempt is more pathetic than the last. You know in your heart you don't have what it takes, yet stupidly you won't acknowledge it. The master choke artist if there ever was one, and all Snake represents is a link to the past that just happens to fit for now. There's nothing special in the pairing of Neo Carner and Snake. No it factor, or natural chemistry. This Sunday I know what I want, and what I want is my half of the tag team titles back. Play all the mind games you want. Little do you know just because Clay and I don't appear in the same camera shot doesn't mean we're not communicating. I've given my partner the space I feel he needed. Lara Toni has been there to look after him and now he is better. I have checked up regularly on Clay via phone. I can assure you that Hollywood Chainsaw Massacre has never been tighter. We operate on the same wave length while achieving what others only dream to."

Slurp, and now that martini is dry with the last remains drank by our promo giver.

Keith Williams: "Drake Love is just a small example of what happens when you mess with HCM. If he attempts to put his hands on me in the rumble I'll make sure to dump him on his watermelon head. It's time that tag-team wrestling go back to the greatness it once was. FIW is sorely in need of champions that are DESERVING. On this upcoming telecast of ReVolt Against the Champions you will see the beginning of a second reign with the tag straps. We won't stop until our opponents stay down for the count. They can talk the talk all day, but neither can produce results in the actual ring. I've promised it before, and I'll promise it again. S-Neo is going to get a double helping of Alabama Hot Pocket come Sunday. You can bet on that."

And...SCENE.
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