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Safety Hijo
Topic Started: Jun 26 2010, 12:52 AM (27 Views)
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announcer: The following is a test of the Maxime Rowley Internet Exclusive Early Response System... remember it is only a test...

The scene seems to shoot up into the screen like an old fashioned television screen that was just turned on after being off for a long time... the scene is the one and Only Maxime Rowley in front of his banner. conspicuous by his absence is the man they call Scotty...

Hijo: "Good evening Crime Stoppers, and welcome to another edition of the MRIE I am of course your transcendent host... the Shamwow of Chivalry, the oxiclean of Oxymorons and the Slap Chop of erm... knife edge chops..."

Max stops for a second then decides to just go with it

Hijo: ""The Most Self-proclaimed man in wrestling" El Hijo del Awesome, Maxime "The Greatest" 3D Rowley, master of 1002 arm drags and a few other moves as well."

Max smirks

Hijo: "now you may have noticed that my erstwhile companion and personal minion Scotty, is not with me... and the reason is simple. I gave him the week off."

Max pauses

Hijo: "In fact I wasn't even going to bless your televisional monitoring devices myself this week but I felt there was something that required my attention. "

more pause!

Hijo: "Now you may wonder why I wasn't going to show up or at least I didn't put out a transcoded and tranceived telecommunique for the big Revolt Rumble that everyone is all excited about... and really it's quite simple. I hate shortcuts. I stated this for the last one I was involved in, and I am stating it again now."

Max wipes his hair back

Hijo: "It's just a way for those people who are unable to earn a shot, to get a quickie way into the main event... and then burn out. I want to earn a shot at the big time because management sees my skill... not because they think I have the same chance to win as a lackey who thinks he's from a video game."

YEAH! RURIK! -_-

Hijo: "So as I said something came about that became apparent that I needed to say something... many of you might be thinking it has something to do with Anna challenging Big Country for the Fighting Spirit Championship... and you would of course ...be wrong."

Max grins

Hijo: "You see even though I don't know what would happen to my current rematch clause if Anna manages to pin the gluttonous aberration... as I've exhaustively said over and over and over and over again... the Fighting Spirit Title is beneath me now... since I've surpassed it... so if Anna wins and that means I don't get my rematch... so be it. As long as it's no longer around the waist...or shoulder whatever... of a man who is poisoning the world, I really don't care who has it."

Max nods

Hijo: "No, you see the reason I'm speaking to you today is because of some remarks my opponent from last week has said about me... and I quote " ”Message received. In my match last night Max Rowley used me to send a message to Rick Nuller by trying to injure me by trying to take my knees out.""

Max shakes his head

Hijo: "No, no I wasn't. First off, how do you know I was sending a message. I never claimed I was going to use your body to send a message to Rick Nuller. You are taking the idea entirely out of context of one line that a commentator said. I could just have been targeting your knees because you're both taller and heavier then I am, so I couldn't get the leverage I needed to lift you, and to win I would have needed to get you on your back or stomach as it were somehow, and kicking someone in the knees is the easiest mean to that end."

Max pauses

Hijo: "Secondly, if I wanted to injure your knees, and take your knees out. To put it frank, I would have. I would not have kicked out your knee and then lock you in a sleeper. I would have reapplied a kneebar, bash it against the ringpost, grabbed your leg and delivered a flip neckbreaker to it... Knee-dt'd it a few times... et cetra, et cetra. All I did was give myself an opening and used it to win the match."

Max nods

Hijo: "So you can claim I made a mistake that I didn't send you to the hospital or permanently disable you... which by the way I am happy about since I wasn't intending any major harm... but this is wrestling, s*** happens. But the fact of the matter is by claiming that any of these things were my intent ... your grasping at straws and you are wrong."

Max pauses

Hijo: "For instance, you don't see me standing here complaining that you continually dropped me on my head, and in fact dropped your entire weight onto it... which could also have ended my career, nay my life. But perhaps I should since you said yourself that you are "hell bent on destroying you" meaning me... the only advice I can give to you is man up, build a bridge... and GET THE HELL OVER IT."

Max stares at the camera

Hijo: "Because if you don't and you proceed to try and aggravate me, well... you can just ask my former tag team partner what happens when people get in the way of advancing my glorious crusade."

Max pauses

Hijo: "So I suppose I could pull a page out of the Krychekian playbook and end with a Freudian Quote. "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." ... now stay tuned for local time and weather."

The scene shifts to a local time and weather screen... only the time is an infinity symbol and weather indicates that it is currently raining fire from the sky... this is probably not very accurate...

Announcer: "This has been a test of the Maxime Rowley Internet Exclusive Early Response System, if this had been a true emergency instead of seeing a promotional video starring Maxime Rowley... you would have heard someone screaming at the top of their lungs... remember this was only a test."

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