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| Beyond the Mat, Part II; [Hollywood Playboy] | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 26 2010, 02:26 AM (31 Views) | |
| Kyle | Jun 26 2010, 02:26 AM Post #1 |
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Here's a look yet again at the typical wrestler's life. From within we are shown that of a hotel room. There's a neatly made bed with all the corners tucked, your usual array of hygienic products that are freely given away with the soap wrapped in wax paper. You couldn't tell it by sitting on your sofa watching, but the air has a distinct freshness to it from the use of cleaning products to tidy up. The door to the room begins to stir with life as someone on the outside slides their key in. Rattling around for a bit the person coming in finally opens the door. Keith Williams, your other half of the next FIW World Tag Team Champions, walks in with a black travel bag slung over his shoulder by the strap. He closes the door behind him and deposits the bag on the bed before sitting beside it. Sporting a more casual appearance, the Hollywood Playboy is dressed in a pair of swim shorts with a Hooters restaurant T-shirt. It's a family restaurant, didn't you know? From its place on top of his head he grabs a pair of sunglasses and hangs them on the front of his shirt. Keith Williams: "I've had a few days to rest and experience more of the good life, but now it's time to get down to business. Sunday is drawing closer and I can almost feel my half of the GOLD back around my waist. You see, what happened with S-Neo is similar to catching lightning in a bottle. It’s almost completely impossible, but there's a chance. However, the general rule is that it can never be achieved twice. I'm willing to put my re-match against those chumps betting on this theory. Snake and Neo Carner aren't made of anything that cries CHAMPION. They're a pair of flukes that happen to get lucky on occasion. You couldn't really say they're underdogs either, because underdogs win more than they do. I guess if you had to get down to it they're the underdogs of underdogs." How...enlightening? Keith Williams: "My partner is well, I'm well, and the Hollywood Chainsaw Massacre is well. I've had my experience with bad partners in the past, people who couldn't live up to my expectations. Clay 'Chainsaw' Krueger far surpasses anyone that I aligned myself with in the past. Together we'll win back our GOLD, and together we'll take out any obstacles that dare stand in our path." Williams looks over at his bag and unzips it, checking the contents inside. He turns back to the camera after a moment to continue. Keith Williams: "Speaking of obstacles, the Queen Whorecat herself managed to throw out another failure of a comprehensible sentence. I did see that she managed to refer to me in that horrible dialect. Like I said before, what have you actually done? When I was champion I defended against quality competitors. I didn't just throw shots out at whim to people who didn't earn them. Blood? What blood have you given? Besides your monthly visitor and the violence I enacted on you. You hide it well when you're garbling what you call English, but you're just a scared little one eyed cunt. It's been a long time coming and I can personally promise you that I'm going to fuck your face up even more than I did before. Woman, man, Godzilla. I don't care what you claim to be. You couldn't beat me for the belts to begin with, and you won't be able to beat me when it's just us one on one for the belts again." Mustache stroke. And what is the dampness factor for today from the ladies? 7 out of 10. Seems as if we have more dicks watching FIW today. Keith Williams: "The Summer of Stache is in full effect. I've had my share of wins over the past few shows, and FIW's next PPV is just around the corner. FIW started off 2010 with me as Dual Crown Champion with my reign starting close to just one year ago. By the end of July you'll see me clench the Dual Crown for a second time after I beat the shit out of that ugly bitch. If Xtreme Kitten can do it, I can do it better." You can bet on that, sucka. If only you could picture Booker T doing spinaroonies all day and his classic WWE entrance music playing. That's what I imagine every time I hear the word sucka. Keith Williams: "With so many people popping their heads out for me to whack back down it's hard to choose which person to break first. Drake Love has made it his mission to come back and avenge a rookie that never should have been here in the first place. Then you have Jenny Chennault mouthing off when she should be in the kitchen. Snake and Neo Carner are drowning in bad gay jokes or sexual innuendos that they can't make up themselves. Creativity was never meant to be obtained by everyone." Keith shakes his head in disappointment of the rip off twins. Keith Williams: "Just for the sake of being hypocritical I'll do this for you, guys." Cough. Keith removes the glasses from his shirt and straightens the collar as he puts them on. Keith Williams: "SAME. OLD. SHIT." 1u1z. That's for you, Dave Richmond. You 1337 motherfucker. Keith Williams: "Bore people to sleep with all your talking, but don't criticize my technique in the ring. They say the good guys are supposed to take a loss with pride, yet I don't see that at all. Neo Carner is just a whiney pussy, a true whiner if there ever was one, take note of that, Chennault. I do whatever it takes to win, I've said it before, and I'll probably have to say it again to clarify for people like S-Neo who forget things easily. It's a dog eat dog world, fellas, and I will do what I have to in order to get what I want. I know you're still feeling a bit butt hurt after losing not only to me, but also that sad excuse Drake Love. Its okay, I'm willing to give you a pick me up though. Look forward to this match we have on Sunday, it'll mark the day you lost the tag team championships and gave up that silly dream of being a wrestler. After you do that you can focus on being the best damn standup comic that does nothing except use tangents." I guess that's all he has to say, because after that is said he's ushering the camera man out of his room. From the outside now we have a nice view of the door. We're clued in further to the fact that he's done by the sound of a lock being put into place. SCENE. |
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