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Masks, Godzilla and King Koopa?; -=El Valiente=-
Topic Started: Jun 29 2010, 01:39 AM (52 Views)
Willie
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Fade in, and we see the catwalks somewhere inside the Rose Garden, where faintly we can still see a Portland Trail Blazers logo stamped onto the wall. GO BLAZERS! Anyway, this segment is not to appeal to my obvious homerism as a Blazers fan, it is instead to witness the Awesome Lucha Power of one El Valiente, who stands quite heroically on the catwalk, boot placed on the railing, his cape swept back, looking quite regal and intimidating. Or at least he hopes so.

El V: "Friends, competitors, fellow lovers and defenders of LUCHA~, it is I, El Valiente~!! And I come to you a brave and happy, happy man, amigos. Simply because, this coming ReVolt I will realize a dream many other competitors in my position would not even be able to dream! For I, El Valiente~, will team with the Dual Crown Champion against the Grand Prix Champion and Mr. Rurik Kryshek!"

Valiente stares boldly down into the camera below him as he carries on, a fist stuck to his hip, his index finger pointing and jabbing at the camera.

El V: "First, El Valiente cannot stress the excitement he feels in his heart by choosing the Dual Crown campeonado as his tag team partner! Yes, Miss Chennault has more pressing matters following this week, but it is noble of her to take time out of her Glorious Reign as the top competitor in the world to realize a young lucha's dream! Ash Koopa will certainly be a tough enemy for the two of us to overcome as well, and speaking of Senor Koopa..My Superior Lucha Hearing managed to pick up what he had to say about this upcoming contest."

So he has super-powers now? Who the hell hired this guy? Valiente nods proudly, more to himself I'm guessing as he points to his ear. Apparently Superior Lucha Hearing isn't even impeded by a mask

El V: "It is the understanding of El Valiente that Senor Koopa is more concerned with the notorious moustachioed villain, Keith Williams, who clubbed Ash over the head with a chair last week. This I do not blame him for, my friends, for if El Valiente were struck in the same manner, Furious Lucha Vengeance would CONSUME your hero!"

Valiente's proud, rich Latin voice reverberates off of the walls of the Garden as he SHOUTS to the very heavens.

El V: "Please understand, Senor, that I do not wish to impede your quest to dismantle the rudo that has wronged you and Jenny Chennault so! I simply wish for a contest of legendary magnitude, where I can truly prove myself to the adoring fans of FIW! And although his attitude is sour and his haircut CLEARLY needs a touch up, Rurik Kryshek is the final piece to the legendary puzzle. Senor Kryshek, NOW will be El Valiente's opportunity to justly earn the victory I had earned in my debut, before Neo Carner spoiled the party. NOW will be El Valiente's opportunity to wrestle circles around you and prove that Lucha Libre, in all it's glory and splendor, excites and enthralls these good people more than your stuffy, intelligencia lectures could ever HOPE to! NOW..."

El V now stands off of the handrail, standing flat on the catwalk now as he strikes a new, and far more heroic pose that is far too manly for simple words to describe!

El V: "El Valiente's time to seal his place in the roster of FIW has come. El Valiente RRRRIDES AGAIN~!"

*SHING, sparkle sparkle.* You could almost hear Valiente's theme music reverberate in the background as Valiente chuckles heartily, steeling himself before LEAPING OVER THE BARRICADE...and out of sight. One only wonders whether he splattered upon the floor, or landed like a masked feather and tumbled awesomely out of sight. I'm hoping the latter, and I bet you are too.

Fade.


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