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| Buffalo Gals BBQ & Steak; Introduction to Bo-Jack | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 30 2010, 03:13 AM (64 Views) | |
| Steve | Jun 30 2010, 03:13 AM Post #1 |
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[align=center]**COMMERCIAL**[/align] A beautiful young blonde girl is the first thing we see as the scene opens. Ok well the girl in particular isn’t what we see at first…..but it does involve her. Are you confused yet? What the main focus of this commercial break is the white low cut tank top that highlights a particular large asset of hers. On the front of the shirt is a logo for Buffalo Gals BBQ & Steak. Then a young and attractive sounding woman’s voice then dubs over the visual. [align=center]”BABES!”[/align] As the camera pans out she is also revealed to be wearing a very short and exposing skirt, plus she is carrying a platter of delicious looking variety of BBQ meats. [align=center]”BBQ!”[/align] She approaches a table with 4 twenty something douche bag looking guys and sets the platter down in front of them and they all smile as they lift their bottles of beer from the table and move them to the middle touching the bottles in a toasting fashion. They all then take a swig of their beers as the waitress stands smiling at them. [align=center]BEER!”[/align] The woman’s voice then chimes in again to close out the commercial. [align=center]”Why not come out and see us at Buffalo Gals BBQ & Steak? We are just on the corner of 199th and Center.”[/align] The beautiful waitress then turns back to the camera with a very alluring smile and winks before the female narrator covers disclosures. [align=center]”Buffalo Gals BBQ & Steak is proud to carry Uncle Hank’s Good Ol’ Texas BBQ.”[/align] The visual of the commercial changes to a heavy set, older, cowboy looking guy whom is holding a squealing pig under his arm and a bottle of BBQ sauce in his opposite hand. [align=center]”Everything is better with BBQ!”[/align] With a smile the man pours the BBQ sauce on the squealing and squirming pig [align=center]*** FADE *** [/align] A new scene opens or at least we think it’s a new scene or maybe the commercial got stuck on loop. Either way we are in a Buffalo Gal’s BBQ & Steak and the place is packed with both patrons and scantily clad waitresses. Trays of BBQ, pitchers of beer, and plenty of hot ass are being paraded around as the camera wanders through the restaurant madness before making its final destination of a table with an extremely large man sitting with a pitcher of beer in front of him. As it moves in closer the large bald tattooed man looks up and for a moment the camera man gets nervous at his intimidating look. That is until the man’s face lightens up and the jolliest of smiles spreads across it as he motions with his hand to a chair across the table from him. Man: “Hey man! Come on and take a load off!” The warm Southern drawl of the mountain of a man comforts the camera man and he moves in across the table from the man who continues to offer a friendly smile. Man: “So I guess this would be better time than any to introduce myself.” One of the provocatively dressed waitresses moves into the table with a large table of BBQ and slowly lowers it down in front of the large fellow. A smile stretches out his goatee as he looks down to the platter of BBQ ribs and rubs his hands together. Waitress “There is your 40 piece rib platter. Would you like me to get your pitcher topped off? More napkins? Maybe a side of our famous deep fried macaroni and cheese?” The man looks up at here and nods with a smile as she smiles big before biting down on her lower lip in a flirtatious fashion. Man: “Yes, ma’am…I reckon all that you mentioned would be nice. Thank you!” As the waitress wonders off to wait on the large man’s further requests, he begins rubbing his thumbs across the remainder of his digits and his tongue darts out slightly licking his lips. Then it is ON!!! His hands dive down into the food snatching up a good sized rib that is dripping with BBQ sauce and pulls it up toward his mouth. He takes in the aroma of the food and his pupils dilate, his mouth waters so much he has to swallow, his lips pass his lips one last time and then he pulls the rib to his mouth and within a blink plunges into his mouth as he sucks the sauce from it and then begins to speak. Man: "How ya'll doin'? My friends call me Bo-Jack or Big Poppa, wh'tever ya'll prefer really. I am from the great state of Texas and when it comes to wrasslin', you'd rather give a back rub to a grizzly bear with hair of razor blades than step up to me." He reaches down grabbing another rib and strips the meat from it before discarding it to the forming pile. Bo-Jack: “Now don’t get me wrong I ain’t promisin’ ya’ll to be the greatest wrassler you’ve ever seen or nothin’. What I can tell you is that each and every time I step into that ring I give it all I got and let the rough ends ride….” Bo-Jack pauses momentarily chewing his food more and then swallowing before holding his saucy fingers over his plate and finishes his thought. Bo-Jack: “….and when all is said and done I just hope to be able raise my arms above my teeth after my next meal.” Another bone is discarded and another to be consumed as he continues to speak. Bo-Jack”For the past sixteen years I have been a student of this business, ya’ll call your entertainment. I am mostly self taught from watchin’ the pros on T.V. and taking part by no choice of my own in an unsanctioned promotion in which most of the time I was there I was the main champion and the youngest champion of that promotions history. Six years ago I was released from that promotion and I spent some time on the independent circuit and at a famous Texas wrestling school. That is until present day….then after several tryouts and several training camps I have been offered my shot at the big time.” Another rib is pulled from the platter and then another both being stripped of the meat and discarded at a very rapid rate. Bo swallows the meat after chewing it and then continues on. Bo-Jack: “Full Intensity Wrestling…” Big Poppa shakes his head almost in disbelief as a large smile passes his face. He then picks up a napkin from the table and wipes his fingers clean and then his mouth as the waitress returns to the table with a small tray in one hand and a full pitcher of beer in her hand. Bo picks up the pitcher on the table and pulls it to his mouth before tipping his head back and demolishing the contents in a matter of seconds. He then trades off pitchers with the waitress and she then sets down a bowl of some deep fried macaroni and cheese and then steps back from the table with a smile. Waitress: “Anything else I can getcha hun?” She then quickly dips her hand into the pocket of her apron and pulls out a large pile of napkins and two individually packed wet naps and sets them down on the table. Bo-Jack: “I’m good for now. Thanks!” Waitress: “Wouldn’t want to leave you without those. Sauce all over your face sometimes is just too much to lick off. Trust me I know and if there is anything else I can getcha just let me know, my name is Lacie.” She then moves on as Bo hoists up a fork into his hand and digs into the deep fried macaroni and cheese producing a heaping fork full and begins to consume it. After he chews and swallows he begins to address the camera once again as if he never stopped talking. Bo-Jack: “Now if my memory serves me correctly this coming Sunday on ReVolt I am facing off against a young man by the name of Shredder Black of whom I know little about. I watched him wrassle last week and by the word backstage I surmise he is a bit unorthodox in his way.” He shoves another heaping fork full of the macaroni into his mouth and chows it down quickly before bringing the napkin up to his mouth and wipe it clear of anything that may be there in food form. Bo-Jack: “Never the matter, I get paid to wrassle and that is just what I plan to do. Shredder no disrespect pal but I’m looking to add some notches to my belt and some belts to my waist. I ain’t got no time for games and when we get in the ring, that bell rings, and I offer my hand in respect. After that it’s all business, buddy….win or lose I don’t stop until the job is done and the folks in the crowd get their moneys worth.” Yet another rib is pulled from the platter with one hand and the other pulls up the pitcher of beer to his mouth taking a large drink and consuming nearly half of his second pitcher of beer. The rib meat soon follows and once again he does not even wait for his mouth to be clear before speaking again. Bo-Jack: “I’m sure pain will be had by the pair of us on Sunday but to me it’s just part of the job description. As long as I can make it to wrestle another day is all that concerns me. It’s what puts the food on the table.” Another rib is pulled from the platter and he stops looking at it momentarily before peeling the meat from one side and sucks it into his mouth and begins to chew and speak. Bo-Jack: “Good luck, boy…Good luck!” [align=center]***FADE***[/align] The clip switches back to the man with the pig from the commercial prior to Bo’s promo. Though this time he doesn’t have the pig and his mouth and hands are all covered with BBQ and he has a big smile on his face and in a gruff voice. [align=center]”…mmmmm…..mmmm….BARBEQUE!!”[/align] [align=center]***FADE***[/align] |
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