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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 2 2010, 01:13 PM (53 Views) | |
| Jimmy Jimbo | Jul 2 2010, 01:13 PM Post #1 |
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Our scene fades up backstage at an interviewing prompt, where Toby Bostock is standing by with Shredder Black & Victor Biggs. Toby looks to be ready to interview, but can’t seem to get a word in between Shredder and Victor. TB: “Okay Shredder Black, this we-” Victor holds a hand up in Toby’s face & barks. Victor: “YOU! You shuddup an’ hold the mic.” *to Shredder* “Now listen, the wres’ling bizness is just that – a bizness. An’de idea of any bizness is to make money. I don’care what the pussies who come out ev’ry week and say they wrestle for deir fans say – Would’jou werk fer free? I didn’tink so. Anyway, you make money with your promos. Y’see, you can win every match you wrestle, but what diff’rence it make when nobody paaays to watch you? Now, you said you got wres’lin’ ‘sperience. So I ‘magine you can cut a promo. So le’s hear what’chou got.” Shredder: “I got this Victor. No problem.” *to the hard camera* “This week, I’m gonna be wrestling second match in FIW. And I’m really stoked about it. I mean, after last week, well, let’s just not even go. It’s ancient history, man. But this week, I’m steppin’ in the ring against my biggest opponent yet, the 400 pound Bo-Jack. Bo, first I gotta say dude, beer, chicks & barbeque are three of my fav-” Victor: “THAT’S IT! I HEARD ENOUGH!” Victor looks down into Shredder’s eyes, looking absolutely disgusted. Victor: “ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU KNOW ANYTHING ‘BOUT MAKIN’ MONEY?! You are A HORR’BLE promo.” Shredder: “What? What’s wrong, dude?” Victor: “You t’ink you’ll get anyone to pay for a ticket to watch’chou wrestle when you ramble about irr-ir-irrelevent crap? Now dis is howww you do a money-makin’ promo.” Victor looks into the hard camera with a serious, concerned look on his face. Victor: “Now it was not too long ‘go dat Shedder and I sat down and watched the pr’miere promo of Shredder’s ‘ponent, Bo-Jack. An’ I go’a say, what we saw was very disturbing. I, particulicularly foun’ it quite sick bah what I sawww. Ah tell you jus’ what I saw – I saw one of the most fattest-fat ass I ever seen in mah life inhaling ‘so-called’ food like a binge-eatin’ teenage girl! Bo-Jack is the most fattest, mo-most ugliest, most disgusting fat ass I ever seen! YOU! ARE A FAT! ASS! YOUR! FAT! OFFENDS ME! I CANNOT BELIE-” Panicked, Shredder interrupts Victor. Shredder: “What the fuck, bro? You’re gonna get me fuckin’ killed!” Victor: “YOU SHUDDUP! I’M MAKIN’ YOU MONEY!” *facing the camera* “Now I want’chou to look over at me.” Victor pulls his shirt off and sets it aside and begins to flex his freakishly muscular upper body. Victor: “LOOK! AT MEEE! I am pushin’ 50 years ollld, I am old enough to be Shredder’s dad. An’ I am built better, ah’m more muscular an’ stronger than wres’lers haff mah age! Cuz I got dis’pline! I don’t cram the crap that you call ‘barbeque’ down mah throat like a depressed middle school-aged girl! I got dis’pline! An’ I’m instillin’ that dis’pline in mah pro’égé, Shedder Black! Las’ week? In the past! Look at dat face, BO-VINE,” *pointing to Shredder’s somewhat panicked & concerned face* “dat is da last face yer ever gonna see on dis planet! DAT IS DA FACE OF A MURDERER! Shredder Black is gonna kick yer ass… CUZ HE’S READY TO SNAP!” Shredder looks over at Victor, confused. Panicked. Like his mind has just been blown… but no idea why. Shredder: *at a loss for words* “… … … … … wait, what?” *to Toby* “What’d he just say?” Victor picks his shirt up off the ground and looks to pass some great wisdom onto Shredder. Victor: “Shredder, once dat bell rings, you gotta un’rstand, it’s all up here. In your head. Now, if Bo-vine don’t have butter in his ears an’ heard what I said, he’s gonna be verrry pissed off. And now dat he’s pissed off an’ wants to kill you, he’s deviviating from his gameplan. He’s off his game. An’ he’ll be prone to make m’stakes. De madder he is, da more he’ll make. You go’a capilize on dem m’stakes. Ya un’rstand me?” Shredder: “Well, yeah. That does make sense. But don’t you think we should’a tried that shit against, I don’t know, Dragon?” Victor: *with a grin the size of his biceps* “Baptism by fire, Shredder. Jus’ capilize on Bo-vine’s m’stakes. An’ you’ll be good to go. Arright?” Shredder nods in agreement, though unsurely. Victor: “Arright den. Let’s get outta here, we got trainin’ to do.” And with that, Shredder & Victor walk out of the picture & our scene fades to black. |
[align=center] [/align][size0]Thanks, Lita! ![]() <center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: cc3300; font-weight: bold; color:black"> <option style="color:black">THE ROUGAROU</option> <option> Name: </option> <option>"The Rougarou" Silas Bergeron</option> <option>Height:</option> <option>6'6"</option> <option>Weight:</option> <option>296 lbs.</option> <option>Hometown:</option> <option>The Bayou</option> <option>Entrance Music:</option> <option>Led Zeppelin - 'When The Levee Breaks'</option> <option>Wrestling Style:</option> <option>Methodical Powerhouse</option> <option>Signature Moves:</option> <option> - Sword of Damocles </option> <option> - Chokeslam </option> <option> - Bayou Leg Sweep </option> <option>Finishing Moves:</option> <option> - Swamp Drop Brainbuster</option> <option> - Honey Island Swamp Lock </option> <option>Title History:</option> <option> - 1x Fighting Spirit Champion</option> <option>Other Cool Stuff:</option> <option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Roleplay of the Year (Family Reunion)</option> <option> - 2014 FIW Segment of the Year (The Rougarou Cometh)</option> <option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Feud of the Year (vs. Mr. GEIST/Deacon DEATH)</option> <option> - 2014 FIW Duo of the Year (w/ Butch Babineaux)</option> <option> - 2014 1st Runner Up, FIW Newcomer of the Year</option> <option> - 2014 & 2015 FIW Manager of the Year (Butch Babineaux)</option> <option> </option> <option> Now do you believe in The Rougarou? </option> </select></center> <center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: cadetblue; font-weight: bold; color:black"> <option style="color:black">#SWAGOLITION</option> <option> Name: </option> <option>"The Condemned" Lucas Bergeron</option> <option>Height:</option> <option>6'4½"</option> <option>Weight:</option> <option>235 lbs.</option> <option>Hometown:</option> <option>Kandiyohi, Minnesota</option> <option>Entrance Music:</option> <option>Black Sabbath - 'Hole in the Sky'</option> <option>Wrestling Style:</option> <option>Athletic - Strong Style - Brawler</option> <option>Signature Moves:</option> <option> - Exploder Suplex </option> <option> - Powerbomb </option> <option> - German Suplex </option> <option>Finishing Moves:</option> <option> - The Manhattan Project</option> <option> - Honey Island Swamp Lock </option> <option>Title History:</option> <option> - n/a </option> <option>Other Cool Stuff:</option> <option> - 2015 FIW ReVolt Match of the Year (vs. Nemesis, 6/6/15)</option> <option> - 2015 FIW Feud of the Year (vs. Nemesis)</option> <option> - 2015 FIW Babyface of the Year</option> <option> - 2015 FIW Duo of the Year (w/ The Rougarou)</option> <option> </option> <option> Just Give The Lunatic A Chance... </option> </select></center> <center><select style="font-family: Tahoma; font-size: 8pt; background-color: 14b8ff; font-weight: bold; color:black"> <option style="color:black">THE MAN IN BLACK</option> <option> Name: </option> <option>Jim O'Brien </option> <option>Height:</option> <option>6'7"</option> <option>Weight:</option> <option>290 lbs.</option> <option>Hometown:</option> <option>Grant's Lick, Kentucky</option> <option>Entrance Music:</option> <option>Motörhead - 'Line in the Sand'</option> <option>Wrestling Style:</option> <option>Strong Style Powerhouse</option> <option>Signature Moves:</option> <option> - Belly-to-Belly Suplex</option> <option> - Saito Suplex </option> <option> - Jackknife Powerbomb </option> <option> - Hells Bells-plex</option> <option>Finishing Moves:</option> <option> - Hells Bells</option> <option> - F-Bomb</option> <option>Title History:</option> <option> - 2x Fighting Spirit Champion </option> <option> - 1x co-holder of the FIW Tag Team Championships of the World (w/ Jorge O'Brien)</option> <option> - 1x Ultimate Endurance Champion</option> <option> - 1x Spirit Of Honour Champion</option> <option> - 3x Dual Crown Champion</option> <option> Other Cool Stuff: </option> <option> - 2015 FIW Hall of Fame inductee</option> <option> - 2004 TNT Superstar Of The Year</option> <option> - 2004 Feud Of The Year (w/ Silent Rage)</option> <option> - 2004 Match Of The Year participant (vs. Silent Rage @ FIW Genocide) <option> - 2005 1st Runner-Up, TNT Superstar Of The Year</option> <option> - 2005 Co-Match Of The Year participant (vs. Silent Rage @ FIW Anarchy In The UK)</option> <option> - 2008 & 2012 Lady Luck Tournament Champion </option> <option> - 2008 Grand Prix Tournament Champion</option> <option> - 2008 Match of the Year participant (vs. Liam Mortell vs. Kiyoshi Nakahata @ FIW Summer of Sin) </option> <option> - 2008 1st Runner-Up, FIW Feud of the Year participant (vs. Ash Koopa)</option> <option> - 2008 1st Runner-Up, FIW (Face/Heel/Tweener) Turn of the Year</option> <option> - 2009 ReVolt Match Of The Year participant (vs. Ethan Adams @ ReVolt Against The Champions X)</option> <option> - 2009 FIW Tag Team Of The Year (The O'Brien Clan, w/ Jorge O'Brien)</option> <option> - 2009 FIW Duo Of The Year (w/ Kendra O'Brien)</option> <option> - April 2012 Superstar of the Month</option> <option> - April 2012 Storyline of the Month ("Dirty Deeds...")</option> <option> - May 2012 Superstar of the Month</option> <option> - May 2012 Match of the Month participant (vs. Damien Holburn @ FIW Deadlock)</option> <option> - July 2012 Co-Match of the Month participant (vs. Mad Dawg @ FIW ReVolt (07/01/12)</option> <option> </option> <option> So yeah, Jim was awesome. :-D </option> </select></center> | |
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