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Developments; [HCM's Clay 'Chainsaw' Krueger]
Topic Started: Jul 7 2010, 06:05 PM (55 Views)
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Jeff Noon and Toby Bostock are having a little get-together for their Dungeons & Dragons playing friends. They are handing round snacks and somebody has a board to play on. Suddenly there is a loud knocking at the door, Bostock opens it to find Clay Krueger. Clay looks like a nervous wreck!

Toby: “Hey Clay, how are you?”

Clay stumbles in, his shirt is untucked and his tie loosened.

Clay: “Lara found a grey hair.”

Toby: “Jeff! Get Clay a brandy!”

Noon rushes to fix Clay’s drink, Krueger is led by Toby to a chair.

Clay: “It was right at the apex of her widow’s peak.”

Toby: “Better bring the bottle!”

Clay: “She blames me, Tobes. She said it’s from the stress I caused her last night when I thoughtlessly turned on the light while she was getting undressed.”

Jeff hands Clay a glass of brandy and he practically snatches it out of his hand. Jeff sets the bottle down beside Clay. Noon sits down beside Clay and a harsh sideways glare soon sees him vacate the seat. Clay swigs back his drink and clutches the bottle, he then looks around and sees the guests. There’s Richard Kelly, Dragon, T-Bird and other low-level staffers. Krueger turns his icy stare to Tobes.

Clay: “Oh. I see cocktails. Hors d’oeuvres. Mingling. If I was the suspicious type, I’d say you were throwing a party to which I was not invited.”

Rebecca Hunter approaches carrying a silver platter of sausages.

Rebecca: “Feel like a wiener, Clay?”

Clay: “Indeed I do.”

Toby: “This is not a party! And Rebecca, that is fourteen-dollar-a-pound andouille sausage. I may or may not have stolen the idea from Clay.”

Rebecca: “Wow, that means Neo’s junk is worth about thirty bucks…”

Rebecca winks and returns to the other guests with her tray.

Toby: “These people are colleagues, we’re here to discuss a small labour dispute.”

Clay nods his head in an understanding fashion, he’s had his own share of run-ins with FIW Management.

Clay: “In that case… fight on, people! You know there is no greater friend to the working man than my own Lara.”

Toby: “Really?”

Clay: “Remember, when our stable boy Wakim’s appendix burst? She had him driven back to the border at her own personal expense!”

Toby looks impressed but his face soon drops as Lara Toni herself storms in. She approaches at speed and Clay stands to brace himself.

Lara: “We picked up the wrong cell phones this morning, this is yours.”

They exchange phones and Clay smiles sweetly, Lara frowns.

Lara: “I’m meeting a couple of potential clients this morning, stay out of trouble until I get back?”

Clay: “I’m not some mongrel pup who can be ordered around you know…”

Lara: “Apparently, you are. This Sunday you have a match against Blink. Don’t fuck it up… or else.”

Lara turns sharply on her heels and leaves Clay rolling his eyes.

Toby: “She’s interviewing potential clients?”

Clay: “I said she could think about managing someone since I’m so great and successful. She won’t though, she’s not got it in her. It’s like a black man in the South African cricket team, a token gesture, So what of this labour dispute?”

Toby: “Well, Jeff Noon is our spokesperson.”

Clay cringes, the last time Jeff stood up for himself Colonel Sanders was a private.

Toby: “Don’t worry, he can feint at will!”

In the background, a thud is heard. He must be practising.
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