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The Tree; Rurik Krychek - Promo 79
Topic Started: Jul 17 2010, 09:14 AM (50 Views)
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The scene opens up to a skyward shot. The sun must be just off screen as the warmth of it can be felt behind and through the sparse white clouds. Slowly it pans down until that greasy mop of Krychek comes into view. Slowly it continues downward to see his forehead, a cut over his left eye held shut by a butterfly bandage, and as the scene continues downwards we see his right eye is still blackened. Both eyes are peacefully closed and the camera begins zooming out as his mouth is in view, showing a cut on his bottom lip just a bit to the right of the center.

We can see the healing has begun as the camera zooms out. A variety of bruises and cuts can be seen over his shirtless body. One noticeable cut in his rib cage I must note was not a part of the car 'accident' but a previous war with another wrestler. With the understanding that he takes excellent care of his body through proper diets and frequent yoga for quicker healing, the fact he still looks like he had a brief encounter with Edward Scissorhands says quite a bit about how bad the initial injuries must have been.

Fully zoomed out we can see Krychek standing on his right foot, his left foot's heel nestled in his groin as he balances carefully, reaching his partially interlocked fingers towards the sky. The only article of clothing he appears to be wearing is a pair of black shorts while he appears to be on the top of a building -- likely the hotel he is staying at. Voice overs are the audio throughout, which we can tell because the Russian's lips never move.

Krychek: So many things to discuss and refute for the propaganda has already started.

His voice is soft and without malice yet. Probably to go along with the meditation we are viewing.

Krychek: Misunderstanding, misconception, repetition, and lies continue to be peddled by the man who is opiation personified. Where to begin with this edition of the revolution for truth? Where to begin...

With crackling and white noise to differentiate the difference in new material and clips of someone talking, Neo Carner's voice scratches its way into our head.

Carner: But what is it we are competing for? What has the object of all of this been? Why do we do these things? What fuels the flames of this bitterness? Jealousy? Hatred? Could it really be that you hate everything I stand for?

The crackling and white noise dissipates.

Krychek: I commend your attempting to think, I truly do. After showing on numerous occasions your inability to think logically or in a mature manner, you show the old phrase of "when you fall off that horse, get right back on." Unfortunately for you, you kick off the ground with such gusto you promptly fall off the other side of the horse.

You grasp so very little of the intricate dance we step to the beat of. You still operate under the idea you are, for some reason, important enough for me to abandon my year in the monastery learning to control my emotions and be swept away by petty emotions.

Beyond that, what is there to be jealous of? Am I supposed to be jealous because you openly admit to a sell-out mindset, willingly controlled by the impulse of collecting nothing more than the almighty dollar? Doing what you do only to sell another t-shirt.

As for hating you for what you stand for, you really don't stand for anything but yourself. While I am far from your biggest fan and harbor minor streaks of resentment for your reckless attacks, I really don't care about you enough to 'hate' you. You're an annoyance, someone to be made an example of and nothing more.


Again the crackling starts up and Carner's voice can be heard.

Carner: It's finally just you and me...No longer will Neo have to cut down every member of the Brotherhood coughs up.

It dies down as quickly as it starts up.

Krychek: Your English teachers hung themselves in shame for being unable to teach you, didn't they? Let me correct your failing understanding of your mother-language, again.

"No longer will Neo have to cut down every member the Brotherhood coughs up."
...or...
"No longer will Neo have to cut down every member of the Brotherhood they cough up."

Aesthetically speaking, that last one I feel should have ended with "they manage to cough up," but I'm merely fixing your grammar. I don't think there's enough intellect in the world to make you aesthetically pleasing to listen to.

Moving past to correct your fledgling thought process, Snake 2.0 -- the Brotherhood has little to do with my success. I detailed back in January when your erstwhile friend was so proud that he took down various members of the Brotherhood that they are little more than a red herring, and have little to do with my success or dominance.

It did Snake little good, and I don't see it doing you much good. However, for the sake of your hyper-reality, feel free to continue shouting it to the skies -- I'm sure the Carnerites are fascinated, sitting on the edges of their seats as they believe it is an omen of good things for you despite this is a repeat of history.

And you know what they say -- well, those of us that bother listening and remembering things know what they say; those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it.


Or perhaps he took a nap and or smoked pot in the class. Yeah, that's right. I reference my own work. Still very quiet and soft with his voice, mirroring the tranquility he undoubtedly experiences while meditating, he continues.

Krychek: As for Championships -- I wouldn't go into details of Championship reigns, if I were you. Shall we compare your sole Championship in the last few years? How you lost it first defense in. Don't bother giving us anything about Snake's betrayal, it didn't happen until after the match. We would have been more than willing to use the Tag Team Championships as another point of grief for you, so it's not as though he was asked to throw the match.

So why did I promote my Cruiserweight Championship reign over people I frequently stated were beneath me and proved were beneath me? Because they were beneath me -- and I was proving it. I had been in FIW for a month or so when I was afforded the chance at the Championship, no one had yet believed in my ability to dominate. It was a symbol of dispelling the disbelievers.

As for who I beat -- I'm afraid you're going to have to go to anybody with minor knowledge of FIW history and tell them La Lesbiana is a nobody. Why don't you go tell her fanatic fan Toby Bostock that... We'll see what he says. Try the knowledgeable Jonathon Hitchen or perhaps Daisuke Tanaka himself. We'll see if the brazen beliefs you profess come back as the voice of reasonable, rational people -- you know, people whose opinions might actually be worth something due to their ability to think.

Also, T-Bird is a woman...you twit. Though this gives some credence to the idea that you throw around gay jokes to hide your own potential homosexuality, seeing as you apparently can't differentiate genders. Makes one really think about what you thought Lara Toni was all that time... But don't think it's just my saying something -- I personally couldn't care one way or another your preferences in that regard -- but here's something to think about.


The crackling starts up again, but we don't hear Carner this time... No, we hear a clip from a ReVolt.

Hitchen: Carner's a man, Chip.

Martin: With how often "dick" has come out of his mouth, I'm surprised!

Once more the crackling dies away.

Krychek: Perhaps that also says something about Chip Martin. But I digress.

Let's refocus ourselves now in responding to you or your supporters as may be the case with the politically charged "advertisements." Be it you or your supporters -- you do realize it's not as though there will be voting occurring to determine who wins this match, right?


Yeah. Really. Gosh, what is this, some sort of game?! This is srs-bsns!

Krychek: Besides that, Drake Love did politically inspired promotional videos a couple of years back here in FIW. At least Love has the intelligence to go along with being a liar -- he fits as a politician. Say what you will about their lies, they're at least intelligent to some degree. I can't imagine Carner being a decent mayor for a field full of cows.

Regardless of who spearheaded the initiative, I find it amusing just how far you will go to be looked upon as interesting while rehashing tired, old, and unoriginal ideas while simulataneously willingly assimilating into a mainstream mindset. You used to be someone that could be looked upon as a cult figure -- you had to be hip or 'in' to be a part of the fan-base. Now you're nothing more than another mainstream doe-eyed pretty-boy who I'm not sure could become more gag-inducing if you joined a boy-band.


Oh snap. Light crackling and white noise before we're greeted with more Carner.

Carner: Just like in High School! When all the jocks would pick on ya, instead of overcoming the odds and making Brotherhood HIGH SCHOOL EDITION, you just sat in the locker you were stuffed in and cried.

Krychek: Yes. Because while living on the streets I somehow managed to attend high school -- even while not, at the time, knowing the English language. "Bravo for paying attention" -- words you do not deserve to hear.

But you wanted to speak about adversity -- I lived on the streets. I've eaten out of dumpsters to survive. Between the two of us, who has really proven they can overcome adversity? You yourself have commented on the fact that every time you approach the top you slip and stumble back down the mountain. You won the titles, but you couldn't defend them -- something one might argue is worse than never having won them.

In fact, I would rather lose and stand my moral ground by not stooping to the level of Hollywood Chainsaw Massacre than to be nothing more than a transitional Champion -- a transistionary champion worse than Hollywood Chainsaw Massacre.

But see, I don't have your problem of small peaks and valleys. So I can at least say that, given that I am able to secure for myself lengthy reigns as a Champion.


The crackling and white noise start up again before we're bombarded by more Carner.

Carner: That's just the way the food chain is assembled. Nerds like you will always be under the Jocks like me

Krychek: That may have been true once upon a time, Carner. But look around you. Look at the world in which you live. You can punch a man in the face, but you can't send a man to the moon. You don't have that kind of intelligence. This isn't the caveman days or even just fifty years ago. There has been a shift in balance in the food chain. The jocks are flash in the pans that more often than not will fade into obscurity while the 'nerdy' excel in this scientific modern world.

Not even in war is it truly the big burly men's game any more. Information warfare, digital terrorism; the 'nerds' are the ones that design the missiles, the 'nerds' are the ones that design the robots that make the missiles. The nerds are the ones that program the jets to shoot the missiles. The jocks are there for little more than to press a big shiny button. Where once the nerds were shoved around by the jocks; the jocks are now the toys of the nerds.


You know the drill. White noise, and crackling.

Carner: But let's just look at our accomplishments, side by side! I defeated Snake in a one on one contest. Hell, I KNOCKED the mother fucker OUT. You? You got beat by Snake at Nensai Senjou. Oh wah wah wah! He was using the ropes! He kicked me in the throat! WAH! FUCKING WAH!

Krychek: Let's correct this view as well, Snake 2.0.

...okay, he's part of your stable. Stop putting him down... What a jerk...

Krychek: Snake did not defeat me. He was not a legal competitor in that match. Therefore the supposed 'fall' was never legal, never should have been counted nor should I have even had to appeal to get it reversed. It never officially happened. And, I know -- I'm such an asshole for obeying the rules and proving I am capable of winning my matches in that manner, a level of dignity I would hope others could abide by as well. Regardless of whether they do or not -- if they must cheat to 'pin' me -- they haven't defeated me.

But yes, let's compare our accomplishments side by side. Not simply beating someone. I am the record breaking Cruiserweight Champion. You are a transitional Tag Team Champion, brought to the Championship reign by the same man you are boasting about being a lesser competitor. I am a two time World Heavyweight Champion. You are...uh... Two time King of the Deathmatch. I am a two time World Tag Team Champion, having retired one set of them. You are... Well. We've run out of things to boast for you.

I remind the viewers, I don't often bring up my accomplishments on my own. Carner was the one that wanted to play the proverbial dick waving contest. I simply use fact to point out his inability to win in that respect.


Quite the disciplined man, the despot is. He is still quite still in his "tree" pose. Unmoving and unwaivering as the wind blows, ruffling his hair.

Carner: Hollywood Chainsaw Massacre? I recall you and your Butt Brother Chris Cage going toe to toe with them...but alas...you came up [...] short?

Krychek: Oh good, another gay joke. I was afraid you might have been able to evolve beyond the jock you identify with. Not surprising, and neither is the fact you completely gloss over the rampant cheating that Cage and I had to deal with. Not to say you didn't deal with the same, but we weren't as morally corrupt as to stoop to their level. I wouldn't say you really got a victory over them considering your cheating. But keep talking -- act like your Championship reign was proven in any manner. I'm sure it's killing you inside that once more you're stumbling down that mountain.

Carner: Cut to the bone! I am in the best physical shape of my life! You? LOOK AT THOSE TITS.

Krychek: ...those tits you speak of are called "the pectoral muscles." Really, you need to stop the inability to discern the difference in the genders. It's becoming rather awkward.

Carner: You're not a fine physical specimen like myself. You're all about the mental game. But tell me point Dexter. How're you going to hoist me up and drop me for that fancy finisher of yours when you're spent?

Krychek: First of all -- yes, I am all about the mental game. It's simply the intelligent route to play to your strengths, but consider it this way. I am about the mental game and have broken records with my Championship reign, defeated numerous FIW legends and have rented space in your mind.

You're about the physicality and are... A transitional Champion... You uh... Well you took Rowley for a heck of a ride, but it was the heavy-set, out of shape black man that was the one to dethrone Rowley...

As for what happens if I become spent... It's been documented that I utilize yoga for better stamina and resilience. So if we reach a point in time where I'm spent -- you've long since passed out. But if I can't lift you, I am quite well versed in submissions -- something that doesn't require lifting you. Thinking would have helped you understand that and stopped your making yet another stupid comment, but you don't want to understand. You think you know it all.

Remember that the primary reason you defeated me was because I underestimated you. It's not that you're a better physical specimen than I. It is not that you are better at technical wrestling or submissions. If it comes down to a stamina game Carner, you cannot win.

Keep with your emotions, Carner.


Finally -- FINALLY -- Krychek moves. Only so much as for a smile to spread across his face.

Krychek: I expect it. I want it.

Slowly the hands are lowered in front of his chest and held there as the scene fades while he slowly comes out of his stretch.
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FIW Grand Prix Champion
(12 26 10 - 12 04 11 - Krychek)
(12 29 14 - Present - Krychek)

FIW Undisputed International Champion
(05 31 09 - 07 26 09 - Phoenix)
(12 05 10 - 03 27 11 - Krychek)
(03 27 11 - 05 29 11 - Krychek)

FIW World Tag Team Champion
(01 11 09 - 04 19 09 - Phoenix)
(11 07 10 - 01 30 11 - Krychek)
(02 26 12 - 03 25 12 - Krychek)
(10 06 13 - 10 13 14 - Krychek)

FIW Fighting Spirit Champion
(09 29 12 - 09 01 13 - Krychek)

FIW Cruiserweight Champion
(12 06 09 - 06 20 10 - Krychek)
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