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Topic Started: Jul 23 2010, 01:53 AM (38 Views)
Dai
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"Huh, so Pyotr; who got de advan'age dis time round?"

Jenny Chennault is on her way back. As you might be able to tell, Constant Reader, what with her car being pulled up on the side of the road. Well, not right now. Now, it's promo time. Still, she's closer than she was the last time we saw her, now on a quiet desert road, sat up on the front of her Firebird Trans-am. Much like the last time we saw her, she seems still rather quiet. Not quite ready to be threatening blood and pain, but this time, she's not blithely dismissing anyone. Ms. Chennault seems a little more focused.

"Somethin' Ah's talkin'bout last time we met, 'though at de time, Ah didn't know it was you it was gonna be. Same stuff Ah's sayin' applies now, an' some of it goes de other way. All through dis match, Ah'm gonna have to be up, at 'em, fuckin' swinging all de way through. You, Keith, Ash, y'all gonna be spellin' each other. Y'all get to stay fresh, an' 'at's gonna be a bonus to you, but it's gonna be a real kick in de teeth'a ya momentum."

Up go the hands, asking the Constant Reader the question:

"So who got de advantage dere?"

Consider that for a moment, before we go on.

"Ah got three sets'a weaknesses Ah can expose. Ash an' his knee. Keith an' his ego. You gotta hard head, an' while Ah don' reckon Ah'm gonna last goin' toe-to-toe, Ah reckon Ah might still be able to sneak somethin' past ya. But'at's three different people Ah gotta be thinkin' about. Three different targets Ah' gotta be jugglin', an' as much as Ah hate to be admittin' it, y'all got three targets on me ya can be aimin' for: blind spot, lack'a size, lack'a technical ability."

A wry shrugs says that she really does hate to admit it, but it's the truth.

"But hey. It's not like Ah been relyin' on mah size any time in de last year; an' ah been workin' on de technical side'a things; an' when ya've been de Swamp Cyclops as long as Ah have, you make do wi'out what dey call Binocular Vision. So don' call it a gang-bang, darlin', 'cause if ya do, Ah'm gonna hurt ya. An' don' be doin' what Ash's doin', like he always fuckin' does, wi de cart before de fuckin' horse. Y'all are forgettin' what you gotta do to call yaself Dual Crown now, you're gonna get hurt. You waste even a second of your time in de ring dis time, you're gonna find mah boot between your eyes. But den, you run in half-cocked, guess what?"

If you're guessing something about someone getting hurt, you're probably guessing righ. Jenny, however, just grins like a shark.

"What we're talkin' about is some proper "Cold Dead Hands" shit, boys. Three of you comin' up against de house at Summer of Sin; an' two of you are gonna be sittin' behind a cage watchin' it end. Goin' back to what Ah's sayin' earlier, dis is mah main advantage. Mah reign wi' de belts is in mah hands; an' like it always is, if you three can' beat me in de hour, dey come home wi' me. Pyotr an' Ash; you two might not even get de chance to get in de match."

This, at least, makes her smile.

"So if ya do get a chance, boys, Ah hope for your sake, you don' waste it..."

And there we fade, on Jenny Chennault's dark chuckle.
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