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CCN: Reconsider Who You Believe; Rurik Krychek - Promo 81
Topic Started: Jul 24 2010, 03:44 AM (41 Views)
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It's a still photo we see when the scene begins. Simplistic as the set of Crazy Communist News, with the camera pulled back to see the entire desk, which usually is longer than the screen. Rurik Krychek stands dead center. Off to his left stands James Unger and then Rufus Harlowe. To his right stands Dexter Cloud, Roy Harlowe and then Ivan Rurik. Each man wears a nice suit, and because of the black and white nature of the picture, Krychek's typical hideously colored suit isn't that horrific to look at. The words "The Brotherhood" are typed across their legs along with the sound of keys being pressed on a type writer. Once finished the "ding!" signaling the end of the line occurs.

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Bill Hicks, ladies and gentlemen. The camera pulls out and as it does so the forms of James Unger and Rurik Krychek swing in from the left and right respectively. Unger wears a camouflage t-shirt while Krychek is in that hideous lime green thing he calls a suit. Unger's fisherman's hat and Krychek's bowler's hat sit on the edges of the screen respectively.

Unger: Welcome to Crazy Communist News, the faux-news show where ever-loving leader of the Brotherhood pokes fun of himself in the very name of the show. I'm James Unger, and beside me as always is Rurik Krychek.

Gesturing over to little man beside him, who calmly stares forward, his eyes boring into your soul with that message we all know; "come to the dark side...we have cookies!"

Krychek: It is no secret why I sit here today on the set of CCN. My opponent for Summer of Sin has spoken and I am bound by my morals to respond so as not to allow illogic, lies, and the abundance of stupidity to continue without challenge. So let's dive in to the responses born out of logic and fact, instead of some burning desire to insult or humiliate over trivial matters.

Raising his right arm, he seems to point to the ceiling, or perhaps in a general backwards motion as the screen behind them comes to life with a prepared clip of Carner's previous promotional video.

Carner: So get this! I was sitting there, poised and ready to watch the latest attempt of entertainment from our ol' Russian buddy Krychek...and I shit you not. I must have nodded off or passed out during the promo. Krychek latched on the BORE Submission maneuver and I was knocked out.

Abrupt pausing and Unger has an odd look on his face. It's as though he's trying to work something out in his mind, as though something just isn't making sense.

Unger: ...This is his grand opening insult? He fell asleep during your video?

Krychek: Apparently.

Unger: So you call him on his lack of originality, stretching from political propaganda already done and his plethora of dick and gay jokes, and his response is...

Krychek: ...one of those rank rookie insults that most people know better than to use within their first year, because it just lessens their own standing. It's baffling, almost as though he's trying to prove my points for me by pointing out his assimilation into the banal mainstream mindset.

Come now Carner, matches with me are always about the mentality. That's why people fail -- they try to make it the physicality. You're fading into the most easily understood mindsets, you're not providing a challenge. If you had my intelligence, that would be a very good showing of a mind-game, feigning stupidity and banality to force me to let my guard down and drop me back down into the pothole of underestimating.

Alas, you don't have that intelligence and I could see through it.


With the twirl of a finger, the next video clip plays along.

Carner: Alright...Maybe Krychek's a little more sensitive than I give him credit for. But seriously, I say he comes up...too short? And his first thought is... A penis joke?

Once more it abruptly stops, and once more Unger looks as though something just isn't computing. He reaches off screen and pulls in a few papers worth of text, presumably a transcript of the last promotional video.

Krychek: Really? Was that really the order of things?

Unger: No...

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Krychek: Well how could we show people that this but another inaccurate statement by Neo Carner? I could say it isn't the truth, but why take my word when we can prove it.

Extending a thumb, Krychek jerks it back towards the video screen, where a clip of Krychek in that yoga pose starts up. And we hear...

Krychek: I remind the viewers, I don't often bring up my accomplishments on my own. Carner was the one that wanted to play the proverbial dick waving contest. I simply use fact to point out his inability to win in that respect.

Carner: Hollywood Chainsaw Massacre? I recall you and your Butt Brother Chris Cage going toe to toe with them...but alas...you came up [...] short?

That is exactly how it is, barring the removal of a piece of description between the two. The clip stops.

Unger: You do know that some form of thought is required when making these things properly, right?

Krychek: James speaks of structuring your responses better. Because the way you put it insinuates my response to your 'short' joke was a 'penis' joke. That is incorrect. The putting down of your attempts at a proverbial dick waving contest came immediately before your quip of my height. Not to mention 'proverbial dick waving contest' is a reference to Sigmund Freud's suggestion that people who brag about certain items are compensating. It's not a joke, it's a reference to a respected psychological mind.

Not respected by me, but then neither are you. I debate with logic and fact, you simply rewrite history to suit your version of reality. You know who does that? People who can't deal with reality, when reality isn't being exactly what they need it to be.

Don't even begin to think that you don't do it. After all, you are the one with the propaganda material that hails you as some sort of "real" Undisputed International Champion, but facts don't support this lie. You haven't successfully defended a Championship in years and have proven to be nothing more than a transitional Champion here in FIW. I held mine for numerous months and even if I didn't always face top-notch challengers, I was at least able to defend my Championship. So who amongst us is the real Champion?

That's just one example of your trying to rewrite history to suit your needs. There's no short jokes. No genitalia references. No greasy haired remarks or acne accusations. Fact. Logic. It doesn't suit what you want people to think of you, so therefore you lie and try to rewrite history, but between you and I, I'm the only proven Champion.

Because that doesn't suit your reality, you try to sweep it under the carpet or make false accusations to discredit or otherwise attempt to humiliate me. But because you can't actually stand in a war of fact based words, you are the one that walks around with egg on your face.

And these slip by people so easily, because they have a chuckle with you. They laugh with you, so you can't be a bad guy in their eyes. The jokes are just a mask for your inability to actually be someone.

But I want to point out to you -- the viewer -- just how little he must think of your intelligence to try to pull this over you. Because he has no real means of chopping down factual based arguments, he tells you what happened in a re-arranged order in order to make me look bad. Insulting my intelligence and yours, because he expects you to just believe him.

That's the mainstream culture for you, though. Don't do thinking of your own; they'll handle it for you. Just sit back and watch ten thousand channels of American Gladiators, Cops, and reality tv. Go back to sleep, America. The mainstream has it all figured out. Not only does Carner rearrange it, but he goes into a deep detailed speech about what might have been inferred had reality suited his vision of it.

That's your hero, America. Maybe you need to reconsider who you believe in.


A nod of the head, and we're off on the next clip of Carner.

Carner: I mean, burying each other ALIVE! Betrayal after Betrayal! Then! The coup de grace....GRAMMAR CORRECTION!

The clip hits its final frame and pauses there.

Krychek: Now, Carner -- I am most willing to allow poor grammar to pass by without correcting it, I.E. any time Quincy Wilson has spoken. You, however, waltz around thinking you can actually meet with me on a mental level. Don't try to tell us you don't -- the simple fact you respond and argue with me disputes it.

I dislike things that aren't true, and therefore I will correct your grammar if I see fit to prove you aren't on my intellectual level. Keep in mind, of course, English is not my 'mother-tongue' like it is for you. So for me, someone who learned English some twenty years later in life than you did, it is very sad that I run proverbial laps around you in your own language. If I make a mistake in English, it is more able to be accepted given that I am a foreigner. You were born surrounded by this language, yet you are unable to utilize it properly.


What's this? Clip time.

Carner: I mean, instead of wasting everyone's time he could have hyped up the Pay Per View event...but he wanted to educate people on my use of grammar...

Aused-pay.

Krychek: Yes, because wrestling is advertised towards those with actual educations and ability to speak grammar correctly... Now if we take a look at reality, wrestling is more often aimed at the ADD ridden, inbred, country hick and or the teenagers over flowing with testosterone who might rather do drugs than attend class and learn something that might enrich their lives. You know -- the people already well aware of this upcoming event. I'm supposed to tell them what they already know? How does this remotely help them?

And yet, how many of them use "ain't"? And then how many of them are aware that "ain't" is not a word?

Beyond that, I don't really care about advertising for this event. I enlighten people -- I teach people. That's what is important to me, leading people away from blindly believing in things, teaching them things they may not have otherwise known, and keeping them on their toes in questioning other people. That's part of what I stand for when I speak. You, however, seem to settle for another buy-rate.

It's good to know where we stand with our priorities, isn't it?


Another clip? You betcha.

Carner: So, what's the point of trying to explain what a heated rivalry feels like. You don't know the warm sensation hatred does to a man. It courses through my veins, it fuels me. My emotions fuel me to destroy that machine like demeanor of yours.

As soon as the clip stops, Unger snorts as he tries to stifle a smile. He turns and tilts his head to block his face from view. Krychek glances over at Unger before turning back to the camera.

Krychek: What my "well-spoken" comrade means is, how soon you forget the past. You were with me in AWL, Carner. Back before my stay in the monastery. Do you really not remember those days? The drugs and MTV culture really did a number one your attention span, didn't it?

Let me fill you in on what you appear to let go in one ear and out the other -- like everything else. I was quite the angry man once upon a time -- it was why I went to the monastery. I had control of everything but the anger...and I let it take me places, Carner. I was never angry at anything in particular; it was just a seething, blinding rage that stayed with me.


There's a subtle change in the aura of the despot, as though something that has been fought against is rising to the surface. Less a demon within than it is an addiction which was once embraced.

Krychek: Someone would mention "God" and I would fly off in a tirade, putting down every major faith.
Someone would mention "nine/eleven" for the thousandth day in a row, and I'd go off on the idiocy of Americans.
Someone would mention "Tom Cruise" and I would relate my desire for the big one to hit California just to take the headquarters of that forsaken scam into the ocean, however aware I was that California would only move up the coast and not actually into the ocean.

Don't tell me I don't know the feeling of hatred.
Don't tell me I don't know any one thing.
I've been to dark places, Carner. Places I don't care to return to. I came out of them an angry man. But I found strength within myself to persevere and learn to better myself. I made myself into a machine for self preservation. If you've ever been down the paths I have, you deserve a medal if you can come out anything but a machine.


What he speaks of, is his abusive childhood. But he won't openly admit to anything, and as such no one's really privy to it. But for understanding that he's not just blowing smoke, we needed to know.

Krychek: The fact I came out at all speaks to my resolve not to be beaten down by anything or anyone. Least of all you.

And with the blink of an eye, the addiction dissipates. The control regained, and Krychek seems to have noticed nothing. Or he's that good of an actor. Regardless, the next clip rolls on cue.

Carner: Did anybody else laugh when he thought bringing up the Tag Team Championships was a logical defense point? Snake already admitted to laying down and basically GIVING the titles back. He admitted it, before I knocked his ass out. So...that was a pointless thing to bring up. Seeing as it wasn't my fault I was basically fighting a battle alone.

Paused.

Krychek: Really? Were you really out there alone? I must have been on some fantastic acid, because I recall quite vividly Snake fighting. He showed up, he didn't walk out. He even attempted a pinfall on Keith Williams, and at one point he fought out of a sleeper hold when he could have very easily allowed Williams to put him to sleep for the victory. Not only that but he appears to have spent more time in the ring, granted I have yet to time it.

To save you the time of looking it up, he was in for two paragraphs more than Carner.

Krychek: But what can we believe when it comes to this? Did Snake really just give it up? Or is there something Carner is forgetting, besides the fact he really ought not to try and argue with me?

The only evidence towards Snake's giving it up is his word and the fact he was indeed pinned.

But let's look at the flip side to that -- Snake lies. A lot. Even with blatant truths are staring him in the face. Snake fought off attempts to defeat him, something a man trying to give it up likely wouldn't do. Snake attempted a pinfall, something a man trying to lose wouldn't do... In fact he was only pinned after being given a Freudian Slip by the erstwhile doctor. Doesn't sound like you were in there alone or that he gave them up, now does it?

You're not really trying to take a snake at face value, are you? It's been proven, by me, that the truth isn't something frequently in his repertoire. Using your own eyes and ears, your own logic deducing capabilities and it doesn't sound very much like the truth of the matter is that he gave them up.


...you know, he really is part of your stable... You should show Snake a little bit of support...

Krychek: But you know; facts, logic, reasoning. Those are just pesky little things that get in the way of blindly believing what you're told.

STOP! It's hammer clip time!

Carner: I've come TOO far to prove I belong here. THIS is the major leagues, and I'm showing the world this is where I need to be.

And pause.

Krychek: Oh, you did belong here amongst the best, Carner. No one denies that. But your place is behind everyone that has actually proven they can make it, like myself, Koopa, Love and Williams. Because we didn't take years to get to the top of the mountain. We just had that something extra that separated us.

You're kind of like that success story movies like to portray, about the guy. You know the guy -- the guy that's struggling for a goal that's seemingly out of reach. Something so many people can relate to, and get lost in the story, live vicariously through the guy. In the end the guy invariably achieves his goal and 'gets the girl.'

Unlike the movies, however, you've proven you have the story...just not the ending. You're one of those stories that has dragged on far too long and it's only a matter of time before people stop seeing bits and pieces of themselves in you, because they don't want to be reminded that they're not excelling or succeeding, however hard they try.

You see Carner, you have to actually be someone and do something. Not just act like you are and have done.

It's kind of like your bragging about going the distance with Drake Love. No one cares that you went the distance. At the end of the day, you still failed. You still operate out of that 'heart' you brag so much about. Know who has a victory over Drake Love?


The screen in the background abruptly goes black and big neon signs point at Krychek's head, along with an annoying buzzing "EHHN!" sound with each flash. After a few of these, the screen goes black and silent.

Krychek: My point is that it is just another example of the differences in how we operate and what we're able to accomplish. You're heart and went the distance, but failed. I'm brains, and I succeded.

No matter how you want to stack us up, when it comes down to the bitter facts of it... You don't add up, Carner. You've tried Championship reigns, you've tried the heart-brain arguments, and you’ve tried who we've beaten. You've tried a battle of wits, and you've tried comparing emotions. At the end, you're just the same flash in the pan you were years ago -- but now you think you have proof that you're someone.

And with that, we'll go into final words.


The despot clears his throat.

Krychek: Although my words and my message will fall upon his deaf ears, I iterate to you, Neo Carner... I don't hate you. You're merely in my way and I'm removing you in the most logical way for my particular path. I urge you to purge your problems with me after Summer of Sin, win or lose. Because I'm the kind of person whose actions and words will stay with you long after we're finished battling it out.

Good night, Carner. Sleep tight. Don't let the insecurities disrupt your REM cycle.


Oi. Stop being a brainiac for one minute and just say a "yo momma joke", wouldja? But with that the scene fades. No more talking. No more vying for attention or position. No more dispelling lies. It's time for meditation and reflection. And it will soon be time to see who will actually walk away as Champion.
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FIW Grand Prix Champion
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(12 29 14 - Present - Krychek)

FIW Undisputed International Champion
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(03 27 11 - 05 29 11 - Krychek)

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