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| The Big Fat Psychout; A Big Country Promotion | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 26 2010, 05:21 PM (46 Views) | |
| aaaantoine | Jul 26 2010, 05:21 PM Post #1 |
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[size0]"And his opponent, weighing 265 pounds, he is the MILEHIGH MADMAN... THE CAREER KILLER... THIS... IS... DRAKE LOVE!" The scene opens watching "Big Country" Rick Nuller walking down the backstage hallway with the Fighting Spirit Championship belt clutched in his hand. A satisfied smile crosses his face. But then, he is intercepted by one Toby Bostock. Toby Bostock: Hey there, Rick. Big Country: Hey, Toby. Toby Bostock: Looks like you've succeeded with another title defense. Big Country: That I did. Toby stares at Rick for a moment, but Rick only looks back at him. Big Country: ...So, you have a question for me? Toby Bostock: I don't think I'm the only one that has questions for you right now, Mr. Nuller. Rick puts his hand down to his side and turns to Toby, who proceeds to shove the microphone into Rick's face. Big Country: Where shall I begin? Toby Bostock: Oh, I don't know... How about the whole wrestling Rufus Harlowe WHILE SUFFERING FROM HYPERTENSION!? Rick chuckles. Big Country: Oh, that? Turns out Doc's instruments were messed up. Toby's eyes widen. Toby Bostock: All of them!? Big Country: Yessir. The wide eyes grow thin. Toby Bostock: Really. Big Country: Well, after Reggie called management to forfeit my match for me, I went to see Dr. McCoy to confirm, an' he said my blood pressure was fine. So, I decided maybe I should jus' go forward with the match after all. Toby Bostock: Uh huh. Let me ask you something. Toby grasps Rick by his sweaty T-shirt collar. He sneers at the feeling of it in his hand, but returns to focusing on Rick. Mr. Nuller doesn't resist Toby just yet. Toby Bostock: Do you think I'm some kind of idiot? Big Country: No sir. You're actually a very intelligent interviewer, an' I give you all the credit in the world. Toby Bostock: Damn right. Now, being that I am a "very intelligent interviewer", as I was witnessing your performance in the match tonight, I decided to make some calls. Big Country: Mhm. Toby Bostock: Nobody in management... NOBODY in management... Has any record of you or any of your representatives calling in to forfeit the Fighting Spirit Championship match. Toby releases his grip, and Rick starts scratching his head. Big Country: Huh. Tha's odd. He said he'd call. Toby Bostock: He did, didn't he? Big Country: Here, I'll give him a call right now. He reaches into his pocket but fails to find his phone, then remembers he just got out of the ring. Big Country: Uh, do you have your phone on you? Toby Bostock: Yeah, here. Toby reaches into his own pocket and passes Rick his iPhone. Rick fumbles with it for a moment. Big Country: ...How do you dial on this thing? Toby Bostock: You tap that icon there... Then you get a keypad to dial with. Big Country: Ah, all right. For the sake of cutting to the chase, Rick successfully dials and puts the phone to his ear, but Toby quickly snatches it and activates speaker phone. Dr. Valhalla: [Dr. Reginald Q. Valhalla speaking.] Big Country: Hey Doc, it's me. Dr. Valhalla: [Oh, hey Rick. Good job in the match tonight. Whose phone is this?] Toby Bostock: That'd be me. Big Country: I'm on Toby Bostock's phone on account a my phone still bein' in my loc--. Toby Bostock: Wait, you knew he was wrestling tonight? Dr. Valhalla: [Oh yeah. The whole Big Fat Psychout, I call it.] Toby Bostock: ...Big Fat What-now? Big Country: Uh, Reggie, we talked about thi-- Dr. Valhalla: [Yeah. Ricky's a smart guy, lemme tell ya. He got tired of Rufus saying the same ol' s*** in each of his promos, so Rick decided to turn it around on him and catch him off guard. Got a bunch of us to cooperate and, well, "fulfill" a lot of the crap Rufus Harl--] Big Country: Reggie, I'm gettin' some static... Rick snatches the phone back and starts fumbling with the mic hole on the phone. Toby Bostock: HEY! Get your greasy mitts off my shiny new iPhone! Big Country: Oh, this is the new one? Rick then grabs the phone in his right hand, and that's the last we hear from Dr. Valhalla. Toby Bostock: ...How did you know about that? Big Country: Know about what? Toby Bostock: The whacked out antenna. Rick looks down at the phone and starts studying it, back and front. Big Country: I don't see no antenna. Anyway it looks like he hung up. Rick hands the phone back to Toby. Toby takes the phone and stuffs it in his pocket, not taking his eyes off Rick Nuller the entire time. Toby Bostock: So. Big Country: I guess the pig's outta the pen, huh? Toby Bostock: Who was in on this? Rick looks at the camera, then back at Toby. Big Country: Oh, jus' me an' Doc. Toby Bostock: That's a load of crap! He explicitly said "a bunch of us". Big Country: All right. You want answers. I got answers. Rick stops speaking, while Toby waits for him to proceed. Big Country: What do you wanna know about first? Toby Bostock: Let me get this straight. How much of what we saw these past two weeks was real and how much was fake? A dangerous question to ask in the world of kayfabe. Big Country: Everythin' up to handin' the belt to Max Rowley was planned. Toby Bostock: Everything? Big Country: Everythin'. Toby pauses to recall the events. Toby Bostock: The hypertension? Big Country: Never happened. Toby Bostock: The diet? Big Country: Terrible, but only for show. Toby Bostock: Terry Cane? Big Country: Well, if it weren't for him bustin' his knee, we'd be sparrin' again this week. Toby Bostock: The mobile blood pressure and heart rate monitor? Big Country: The wha? Toby Bostock: The thing that Dr. Valhalla supposedly installed on you without you asking! Big Country: Oh. Doesn't exist. Toby Bostock: The lawsuit? Big Country: Jus' a folder full a pages with "lorem ipsum" printed on 'em. Toby Bostock: Big Bob buying your half of the business? Big Country: He tore up the contract jus' as I was leavin' the car. Toby Bostock: You not working out at all throughout the promotion period? Big Country: I worked my ass off these past two weeks to make sure I could hack it after the front I put up. Los' six pounds. Didn't you hear? Toby Bostock: ...Dr. Valhalla porking Nikki DeFarma? Rick's eyes blaze over with fury. Big Country: The hell you say!? Toby takes a reflexive step back. Toby Bostock: Uh... Didn't Dr. Valhalla make some off hand comment about screwing Nikki last Friday? Rick furrows his brow. Big Country: Now that you mention it, yeah, he did say somethin' like that, didn't he? Rick starts thinking it over. Big Country: Le's call him back. Toby recovers his phone, and after tapping the screen a few times, we hear the "ringing" tone. Dr. Valhalla: [Yeah, babe.] Big Country: Did you have sex'yal relations with Bob's daughter Nikki? Awkward pause. Dr. Valhalla: [She's Bob's daughter?] Rick's raises his tone of voice. Big Country: Did you or did you not? Dr. Valhalla: [Oh... Oh man. I should've known. She was wearing overalls and everything.] Big Country: You son of a bitch! You jus' wait 'til Bob finds out! Dr. Valhalla: [No. See....] Over the speaker we hear the sound of a gun's hammer cocking. Dr. Valhalla: [...He already knows.] "Big" Bob DeFarma: [You screwed my daughter!? You slimy little piece of sh--] Dr. Valhalla: [Hey, relax! Put the gun down! It was an accident, I swear!] "Big" Bob DeFarma: [Yeah? How about I accidentally blow your brains out right here?] Dr. Valhalla: [N-no!] [BLAM!] Rick and Toby's eyes shoot wide. Big Country: Reggie!? Reggie! No answer. Big Country: Bob? You still there? Just then "Big" Bob DeFarma walks into frame and gives Rick a big man-hug, which Rick receives warmly. "Big" Bob DeFarma: Hey Rick. Congratulations on another successful title defense. Toby Bostock: What the--! Big Country: Thanks, Bob. Dr. Valhalla: [Alright, I'll let you go then.] Toby looks down at his phone, baffled as ever. Big Country: Thanks, Reg. I'll give you a call nex' week. Toby Bostock: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? Dr. Valhalla: [See ya, Ricky.] "Big" Bob DeFarma: Hey, let's get outta here and go get you some barbecued chicken to celebrate. Big Country: All right. Lemme jus' freshen up firs' an' we'll head on out. The two walk down the hall out of frame. Toby looks on as they leave. Toby Bostock: HEY! Answer me! [size0]Jesus. First Catherine isn't really dead, and now this. Big Country: Tobes! You comin'? Toby perks up. Toby Bostock: Oh, hells yeah. He immediately chases them down the hall the way they left. The scene fades. |
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[align=center]<div style="max-height:120px; width: 100%; overflow:auto; border: 1px solid white;"><table style="font-size: 10px;"><tr><td style="width:50%; vertical-align:top; border-right: 1px solid white;"> Ignacio Esposito The Internet Explorer! Fighting Spirit Champion -- October 30, 2011 - January 29, 2012 Tag Team of the Month (with Blink) -- March 2011 Roleplay of the Month (Primo Giorno di Lavoro) -- February 2011 Part of Tie for Storyline of the Month -- February 2011 FIW Action News Bringing you stupid and/or silly Weeks in Review... once upon a time. </td><td style="vertical-align:top;" rowspan="2">"Big Country" Rick Nuller 356 lbs of Heart (also: fat, muscle, bones, ligaments, and other organs) Participant in Match of the Year -- Deadlock, 2011 FIW's Face of the Year -- 2011 Participant in Storyline of the Month -- March 2011 Participant in Match of the Month -- March 2011 FIW's Face of the Year -- 2010 Roleplay of the Year/Month (It's Time For a Montage!) -- March 2010 Fighting Spirit Champion -- May 30, 2010 - August 22, 2010 Runner-up PPV Match of the Year (Fighting Spirit Championship: Max Rowley vs. Rick Nuller) -- Deadlock (May 30th, 2010) Runner-up Feud of the Year (Rick Nuller vs. Max Rowley) -- 2010 Storyline of the Month -- July 2010 Superstar of the Month -- May, June 2010 Roleplay of the Month (The Big Fantastic ... uh ... Carner Brigade) -- April 2010 </td></tr></table></div>[/align] | |
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