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Tricks of the Mind; [Clay Krueger]
Topic Started: Jul 26 2010, 08:44 PM (60 Views)
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Welcome to a special look into the mind of one of the most controversial stars on the FIW roster today. Following the very successful and lucrative Summer of Sin pay-per-view, the fans are still in attendance and the ring is still in tact. In fact, the ring now houses a plush shagpile carpet, an acoustic guitar leans against the ropes and an elegant wooden stool has been placed in the centre of the ring. ‘Sick or Sane’ by Senses Fail begins to play and the man himself emerges from the entrance. Krueger has a bandage wrapped around his left elbow, a plaster on his forehead, sunglasses hiding two black eyes and our hero is noticeably limping. He makes it to the ring and steps through the ropes, picking up the guitar in the process. Clay has one of those neat speaky-headset things so he doesn't need a microphone.

Clay: “Earlier tonight I took one of the worst beatings ever dished out in the history of professional wrestling. For over 25 minutes, Drake Love mercilessly pounded on me. I have suffered injuries...”

Krueger looks down at his arm and then his eyes peer up at the plaster adorning his shredded forehead.

Clay: “... both mental and physical. A beating such as this would put a normal man out of action for weeks, maybe even months. The likes of Terry Cane and Rurik Krychek might get beaten up and miss action, fortunately I am made of sterner stuff than those pussies. But I am out here before all of you to entertain you supporters.”

He holds up the guitar and takes a seat on the wooden stool. He waves out at all the fans and smiles warmly. The self-serving egotistical star lowers his free hand and the lights around the ring dim, revealing silhouettes of Chainsaw's lit up in white against the dark carpet.

Clay: “Welcome to the first ever after-show party with Clay 'Chainsaw' Krueger! That's right! You people are making history with me! First evening with Clay Krueger! Clay in Concert! Oh yes! This is it! There is no tomorrow!”

He's rather amped up for a man who lost pints of blood earlier...

Clay: “Clay Krueger is SO happy... why you might ask. Well I'll TELL ya! It's because Clay Krueger is right here in LAS VEGAS BABY!”

The fans pop! That's a little unusual!

Clay: “I tell you what, the ABSOLUTE best part about being here in Las Vegas is that in about an hour and a half Clay Krueger is gonna LEAVE Las Vegas!”

The fans boo, that's not so unusual.

Clay: “Keep it down! Keep it down! Check this out...”

[align=center]Leaving Las Vegas
Las Vegas there I go
Leaving Las Vegas
Las Vegas there I go
They got some fat ass women there and Clay is gonna guess they know
Well I might take a plane, I might take a plane...
How do you people live here you MUST be insane!
I'm leaving Las Vegas
Las Vegas I won't stay
But I'll be sure to come back with the Dual Crown Championship IN MY BAAAAAGGGGG!
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Clay: “Hey now! Wait a minute! That was number ONE with a bullet! We got to move this show along we might be running out of time on the FIW.com feed! Somebody check that feed!”

One of the audio guys at ringside gives Clay a thumbs up, thankfully... or else this would be over and admit it, you're enjoying Clay's form of entertainment aren't you?! By the way, you all sicken me.

Clay: “Check this out this is just for you Drake, a special song just for you baby! You see Drake I want a rematch with you and this will seal the deal for me, ELVIS STYLE!!!!”

[align=center]You ain't nothing but a bald bitch crying all the time
You ain't nothing but a bald bitch crying all the time
Well you ain't gonna beat Clay again, you're whinin' ass is mine!
Well if you think you gonna beat Clay again your bald ass MUST BE HIGH!!!
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Clay: “Where is Drake anyway??? He outside calling all his friends telling them he beat me for the first and only time?! He out putting the lottery on, he feels so LUCKY! Yeah baby! He a LUCKY boy! Here's a very special song for you Drake just to make you feel better when I beat you the next time we cross paths boy!”

[align=center]Whip your ass again
Clay can't wait to whip Drake's ass again
Laugh out loud baby whippin' Drake's ass
No, I can't wait to whip Drake's ass again
Clay can't wait to whip your bald bitching ass again
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Clay: “What a SONG! What a SONG!”

Clay is LOVING this! Such a jovial mood he is in! One half of the WORLD Tag Team Champions doing what he does best... entertaining! Take note, Neo, this is how it's done!

Clay: “Do some more? Sure! Here we go, the very last song for Drake and what Clay wants you all to do is show some RESPECT and keep it down BABY! Keep it DOWN! Hey! Hey! Keep it down!”

[align=center]And now
With time's a near
Clay will face the final curtain
Drake Love
One on One
I'll win the match, of that I'm certain
I've lived a life thats full
I can get by and get it ALL day
Much more than any of you
Clay did it Clay's way
Yes there were times when Drake had fun
When he beat the Chainsaw one
But All that is deep
And in the past
Now Drake can kiss Clay's ASS!
I will kill the dove
And squash Drake Love...
And do it CLLLAAAAYYYYY'S wayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Suddenly the entire arena changes, the lights come back on and Clay stops singing. He turns his head slowly towards the entrance, his face a picture of fear and he drops his guitar as “Seasons” by Veer Union begins to play…

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Meanwhile, somewhere else entirely in the arena two people are stood over somebody strapped into a medical bed.

Seras Silver: What happened to him?

Jim McCoy: Brutal match with Drake Love. He’s suffered at least three concussions, a deep laceration to the forehead, a fractured wrist and he’s got two nice shiny black eyes.

Seras Silver: Will he recover?

Jim McCoy: Your guess is as good as mine.
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