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Let's talk 'bout "Luck" Ba-by; Let's talk 'bout me and me. That works.
Topic Started: Jul 30 2010, 10:01 PM (43 Views)
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Sadovsky: Luck…

*Whap!*

Kimberly: ‘ello my students,

Students? The hell? Oh, classroom setting with Kimberly standing up front gripping the handle of a pointer after striking it against the chalkboard to her right. Her right, let’s just make this clear, shall we? Dressed in her usual business duds, the blond also happens to be sporting a white lab coat that currently remains unbuttoned. After adjusting her glasses, Kimberly lowers the pointer down and smiles pretty for the camera.

Kimberly: Today…we are going to discuss the luck of a match for a certain someone.

I don’t think we need to label that “certain someone”, I’m sure by now he’s sobered up enough to realize just who that “certain someone” is. What, did you think we meant Ash? The guys trying to eat like a monster burger, trust me I know from personal experience you need as much concentration for those things as possible.

Kimberly: “Luck”. It is a common term used throughout many mediums. ‘ere, it just so ‘appens that we are talking about how luck was a, uh, major factor for the Dual Crown title match.

Hey wait a minute, where the hell is Sadovsky? Didn’t we open up with the guy? Now not only isn’t he speaking, but the man isn’t even here. Come to think of it, this is a different looking room rather than the typical locker room setting. This place seems more like one of those conference room dealies.

Kimberly: Whether it was luck or rather skill…there is no debate. There cannot be any debate. I shall try and break it down so even the lower grading students can understand.

She’s certainly taking this role rather seriously.

Kimberly: For starters, the match went on for approximately thirty minutes. That is thirty minutes of constant fighting, constant pain, and of course constant adjustments to three different styles. First style was the desperate style of Keith Williams. The second style was controlled style of Ash Koopa. Third style was power from Pyotr Sadovsky. To go thirty minutes over each one is an impressive feat and Jenny should be applauded for ‘er efforts.

Placing the pointer under her arm, Kimberly claps her hands a little while at the same time enticing others to do the same. Unfortunately there are no others here as Kimberly is really the only one here. Yet even though that’s the case, she gives a solid effort in applauding before continuing.

Kimberly: In that time Jenny ‘as been dropped, slammed, pulled, pummelled, and stretched. But thirty minutes…she really did not want to let go, did she?

For some reason, she still can’t fully fathom the fact that Jenny was able to last the thirty minutes or so of all of this. Of course she can’t, on the other hand, keep going in circles over the same detail so of course she traverses the next sea.

Kimberly: As it was pointed out, the fact that the buzzer sounded during Ash Koopa’s pinfall attempt was all based on the time, not luck. ‘e should ‘ave known to keep eye on time. Though interestingly enough…nobody mentions the first buzzer as “luck”. Hm…per’aps next class…

Wait…where the hell did she even get a chalkboard in this arena?

Kimberly: So in conclusion,

Wait…conclusion? Already?

Kimberly: Sadovsky’s win was mere fact of ring awareness, the ability to know what Jenny ‘ad gone through and capitalize upon it. Not luck. For ‘omework, Rufus ‘arlowe…to claim ignorance to your ignorance…please work on that. Class dismissed.

A smile and a wink as Kimberly waves goodbye to the camera as it instantly changes feed back to the locker room where we first saw Sadovsky and now see the man again seated on the bench with both titles out of view. Probably resting over the bench alongside him, but we can’t exactly be certain of that what with how the shot is made right now showcasing the upper half of Sadovsky.

Sadovsky: I had asked Kimberly to discuss whole “luck” situation in ring because I did not want to think about it further. Ash Koopa, say what you want but end result is end result, I am Dual Crown Champion and like time I took Fighting Spirit Championship from you, I aim to prove I am great champion. Deserving champion. In your eyes? Not just, but in eyes of everyone. This is title everyone looks toward, title everyone dreams of holding. That means challenges and I plan to be, I will be fighting champion. Whoever garners challenge I will not run away from, I will not hide outside of ring but face them man to man…or woman.

And the ladies…right on, Sadovsky.

Sadovsky: Especially you, Ash Koopa. There are rumours around that you are next challenger. Whether that will be next week, at Blessed and Forsaken, ReVolt Against Champions, or after this coming match…know I will be ready and waiting. And this week expect dedicated taste of what you should expect.

And now…

Sadovsky: Rufus Harlowe…I do not know what you are talking about with all of this “Brotherhood” talk.

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That’s right, any and all Brotherhood talk has been directed toward Kimberly whether it was from Rufus or Krychek. But I don’t point this out to be a jackass and go “KABLAMO, BIZNITCH! I got yo punkaz BURNED! To da max!!!” But really to remind the fans out there that according to Sadovsky, he’s never actually been informed.

Kimberly: Yes, that is my bad.

There you have it, now back to the locker room.

Sadovsky: You ranting and raving on instance that were not your concerns, though humorous,

Humorous? He found the drunk, lunatic (not confirmed…yet) rantings of an older man humorous? Geez, what does the man find hysterical?

Sadovsky: They were not necessary. Especially as you are part of group your partner, man who you had built up, is not currently at good terms with. They are not fighting, but they are not exactly close. However, I do not see this as coming factor as I know where Ash Koopa’s attention lies. Perhaps yours should lie on partner Rick Nuller?

Wait…is Rick Rufus’ partner too? Or…wait, yeah, yeah, it’s Sadovsky’s way of talking at it again. And…wait, wait…we’re fading already? Damn.

Fade

Kimberly shrugs out of her lab coat giving her arms a little shake to help it along its way.

Cameraman: So where did you get that chalkboard?

Kimberly: I borrowed it from school down the street.

Cameraman: Wait; aren’t schools locked during the summer?

A simple smile is all he gets.
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Rufus Harlowe holds a beer in his hand as he begins watching the Pyotr Sadovsky promo, and suddenly a woman was brought onto the screen. It was that Kimberly broad, Rufus swigs his beer and shakes his head.

Rufus: "Not enough tits."

Rufus begins to fast forward through the promo, stopping it every so often to try and get the jist of what she's saying.

Rufus: "Uh huh...Wasn't luck...Jenny's a freak of whore nature that can endure the poundings of three separate men....uh huh...Man this bitch yammers...Shut the fuck up! Who the hell says you even have the right to talk!? You're not Sadovsky's mouth piece, he's fully capable of talking in sentences! The fuck is this bitch useful for? It's like she's there to give Pyotr a dynamic or something...that's just STUPID!"

Roy walks into the room, with an arched brow.

Roy:Rufus "You say something?"

Rufus: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

Irony!~ Rufus goes back to fast forwarding the tape, and Pyotr comes back onto the screen.

Rufus: "Wait...The fuck did you just say?"

Rufus rewinds the part in Pyotr's promo where he states he has no clue what Rufus means when he was barking about The Brotherhood.

Rufus: "That bitch!"

The bitch herself comes onto the screen and states "Yes, that is my bad." Rufus pauses it on her finishing that sentence, Rufus throws his beer out of his hands and grabs the TV and pulls it closer to his face.

Rufus: "You STUPID bitch! You got in the way! YOU DUMB STUPID BITCH! I'mma going to eat her fucking costume!"

Rufus tosses the TV back onto the stand and grumbles as he finishes the promo.

Rufus: "Humorous!? This isn't Saturday night! This isn't Comedy Central! I'm not here to amuse you!...Keep my attention on Nuller!? You think I can't hang with you!? FUCKER I BEAT YOU FOR NUMBER ONE CONTENDER SPOT TWO MONTHS AGO WHEN YOU WERE SLUMMING IT WITH ME AT ANARCHY IN THE UK! YOU SONOVABITCH! I'M GOING TO BEAT 'EM! I'M GOING TO MURDER HIM TO DEATH! ERAGGHHHHH!!!!"

Rufus says, throwing a hard fist into the side of the Television and sends it flying off the TV stand crashing to the foor and eventually crumbing into a pile of plastic, metal and glass at his feet.

Rufus: "Erghhhaaaagghh!!!"

Rufus roars into the air as he shakes his fists high above his head, Roy pokes his head back in through the door.

Roy: "Do you want a cupcake? They usually calm you down when you're angry."

Rufus stops his homage to the dinosaur days and slumps his head down, nodding slowly. He breathes heavily as he speaks.

Rufus: "Yeah...little hostess chocolate....always cheers me up..."

Rufus' shoulders heave up and down as he slowly exits the room and the scene ends.
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