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| A Tremendous "Short" Story; Note the Pun Bitches | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 20 2011, 11:05 PM (42 Views) | |
| Beaten by Nuns | Oct 20 2011, 11:05 PM Post #1 |
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The scene opens in the parking lot of an Elgiganten somewhere in Helsingborg, Sweden. With the assistance of several Elgiganten employees, we find El Tremendo #2 loading a gigantic box into the back of his pimped-out Bentley Continental GT. The car is painted cherry red with a leopard print; neon LED lights line the inside with fuzzy upholstery and a chain link steering wheel and large spinner hubcaps with a "T" insignia. As the process continues, we find Anna Bowie walking past with several bags in her hands. She notices El Tremendo #2 as he climbs down off the roof. Anna: Hey, El Tremendo! El Tremendo #2: Oh hai! Happy Halloweens! Out for some All-Hallowed fun? Anna: Happy Halloween to you too! But I'd hardly call this fun, El Tremendo. It's a freaking ZOO in there! What's new with you? El Tremendo #2: Oh nots much señorita... other than learning that El Stoopid Valiente has a real obsessions with THE COCK~!, I had to come out and buys for me a new TV. Anna: Oh? What happened to your old one? El Tremendo looks around, making sure no one from FIW is around, and then leans in towards Anna and semi-whispers... El Tremendo #2: Roberto broke it. Anna: What? Roberto? Roberto Sanchez? That's awful! Why did he break your TV? Was he angry or something? El Tremendo #2: You hads to ASK that question? Anna: Right. Roberto's usually always angry. But why did he break your TV? El Tremendo #2: He looked at it. Anna: He *looked* at it? El Tremendo #2: Exactly. I was watchings some video to get ready for ours match, and this one promos came on where he was exceptionally pissed off, I don't know, maybe the Mads Dog forgot to change his diapers for him or something, but anyways, as soon as his face came on my TV’s set, my screen just exploded! It was the damndest thing. I didn't know he had TEH POWERZ! Anna: Umm, El Tremendo? I don't want to be mean and say you're lying, but I don't exactly believe that. How could your TV just explode by playing a video of Roberto on it? El Tremendo #2: Ummm... uh.... Anna? Do you believes in the spontaneous combustions? Anna: Actually, no. El Tremendo #2: Damn. Oh, ok. (A little exasperated) The stupid promo cames on, and he just wents on and on about how sick and twisted he and Mad Dogs are, and how angry he is, and how violent he is, and I just couldn'ts take the sheer nonsense of it all. I needed to gets that thing off my TV FAST, and I couldn't find the freakings remote, ok? So I grabbed the first thing I could find and FIRED it at the TV's! Anna: Oh my gosh! What did you throw through the TV? El Tremendo #2: Well, first Tico bounced off the front of the TV, and THEN I grabbed my Optimus Prime book end, and that did the trick. Anna: You threw TICO at your television? El Tremendo #2: Yeah, I know. It was horrible. I panicked. I didn't know that ah midgets could BOUNCE like that. It was the horrifyings! Anna: So that's why he's not with you today? El Tremendo #2: Yeah.... umm... he's a little pissed off. He's not exactly speakings to me right now. Anna: Is he ok? El Tremendo #2: Ok? Do you mean did I hurt his LITTLE feelings? Anna: .... oh, forget it. What are you going to do? El Tremendo #2: Well, my next stops is at Bed Bath and Beyonds to try and find something for Tico to see if he'll speak to me again, that is if these Scandinavian's have a Bed Bath and Beyonds. Then, I'm gonna kicks the angry right out of R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Roberto Sanchez at ReVolts! If it wasn't for that mongrel, none of this would have happened in the first place! Anna: Well, good luck, El Tremendo - with both Roberto and with Tico! I have to get going - these bags are heavy. El Tremendo #2: Oh, did you needs for you a hand? Anna: Thank you, but I'm ok. I'm just a few cars away. El Tremendo #2: Ok, we'll sees you later then chica, adiós! El Tremendo watches Anna walk away, keeping his eyes deadlocked on the sight of her ass. He grins wide and twists his mustache before climbing into the front seat of the Bentley and heading off. |
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