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Group Therapy; The Gang
Topic Started: Oct 22 2011, 12:52 AM (61 Views)
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Group Therapy, a form of letting go of your problems in a circle of so called friends instead of getting it out between yourself and a Doctor. McCoy, a trusted physician and face of reason in the halls of FIW, and today he has his hands full with a small circle of men, a familiar group belonging to an author that has recently gone missing in the past few months.

Roy: "This is stupid."

Douglas: "I think it's a great idea."

Neo: "Why me?"

McCoy: "Alright, now one at a time."

Lifting his clipboard up to his face, the good doc begins to scribble down information.

McCoy: "Names."

Douglas: "Douglas P. Greater, reporting for duty and happy to say is a New York Time's best selling author!"

Roy: "Roy Maverick...former...*shudder* Fighting...Sprit...*sob* Champion! Oh God!"

Throwing his hands to his face Roy begins to let out belly aching cry.

Neo: "Jesus H. Christ, I'm Neo James Carner."

McCoy: "Uh huh...And reason for absence."

Roy: "Ugh...Family...troubles."

Douglas: "Busy being artistically talented."

Neo: "Bitches...Er I mean Ho's...I mean boats...Yeah, boats. That sounds good on paper."

McCoy: "Uh huh."

With a straight face McCoy continues to just jot down the information he is given."[/color]

Roy: "Are we done yet!?"

Douglas: "Come on Roy, this is healthy."

Roy: "You're not my FATHER!"

Douglas: "But I wrote a book about you, isn't that nice?"

Roy: "WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!"

Douglas: "You signed a contract, not my fault you didn't read it."

Roy: "You STOLE from me!"

Douglas: "You struck me in the face, I think we're even."

Neo: "Can I leave now? I mean, I've got to be knee deep in Hellcat Division right now. Have you seen Anna? She's hurtin' for a squirtin'."

Douglas: "My word."

Neo: "What?"

Roy: "You are by far the most disgusting man on the roster."

Neo: "Hey, I've been on a losing streak that has seriously hurt my pussy wagon."

Douglas: "COUGH oh my God...you're what!?"

Roy: "This is appalling, I shouldn't have to be exposed to such filth!"

McCoy: "Any health issues?"

Roy: "Manic Depressive."

Douglas: "I care too much."

Neo: "The ladies."

The good Doc scribbles down the information and clears his throat.

McCoy: "Uh huh...That'll do."

Roy: "Wait, I haven't even gotten to talk about the advancements in personal growth I've made with my father!"

Douglas: "My book is almost number one."

Neo: "Say Doc, was that your daughter on the way in here or was that just another one of the nurses?"

McCoy: "..."

On that note, the scene fades to a close.
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