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God Damn Pandas(Big Rubbery One); We Miss You WWF [Neo Carner]
Topic Started: Oct 25 2011, 01:55 PM (57 Views)
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Neo: "The kind of glee that makes you want to jump up and down with a child's laughter but you're too afraid you may stab Grandma in the eye."

Toby:"The hell?"

Lifting his hand up from his bowl of rice, Neo holds a thin piece of white paper up to the interviewer's face.

Neo: "I dont' write 'em mac."

Toby:"Dear God, it does say that."

Neo: "I'm telling you, these people aren't Asian that write these."

Toby:"Maybe you were right...Panda Express was a bad idea."

Neo: "Not just that, but did you see who I was booked against? It's a three way dance and I'm in the middle skiing off two other guy's. It's like somebody thought it was Christmas and decided to give me the best of Al Snow dvd."

Thank you Santa, this is the merriest Christmas of all.

Toby:"Best of Al Snow DVD?"

Neo: "Have you actually WATCHED the Kennel From Hell match? You might as well eat a dog rather than watch it."

Toby:"Poor Pepper."

Neo: "Exactly what this teriyaki chicken needs."

Grabbing the black shaker from the table Neo dabs it on his dish.

Neo: "Yum."

Toby:"So are you actually going to cut a promo or is this going to be us filming you while you eat."

Neo: "I figure a little of both, I'm too lazy to bother read...err...viewing my opponents role...er, promos. They can rot in hell for all I care, there two guy's who've put a chip on each of my shoulders and I'm desperate to eat them off."

Toby:"You're still sore?"

Neo: "I'm consumed Toby, I need to eat these two chips. More than Ponch needs hair conditioner."

Toby:"Wow, you totally went there."

Neo: "You bet your Estrada I went there."

Toby:"You mean my Orange Chicken?"

Blinking several times, Neo stares with a straight face into Toby's confused demeanor.

Neo: "Did I stutter bitch?"

Toby:"THHHWWWWWWW!"

The sound of a man choking on his dinner.

Neo: "Now, I must finish my rice bowl and watch some promos...I have a feeling readin...err...viewing them would be essential to my victory this week."

Toby:"COugh hack die."

Neo: "My thoughts exactly...I will hack them to death...with my big fat rubbery one."

See that title makes sense now.

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