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A Tremendous... Title
Topic Started: Oct 27 2011, 09:57 PM (62 Views)
Beaten by Nuns
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Shut Uppa Yo Face!!!
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Fade in... inside El Tremendo #2's Italian, Hotel Room, we get the familiar view of the Team Tremendous living room: El T's brand new 40" LCD television sitting on top of a cabinet unit housing his HD DVR, XBOX 360 and PS3. In front of the television is a leather sofa with an end table on the right and coffee table in front. To the right of the sofa on the adjacent wall is a matching loveseat.

But that's all the camera sees, as El Tremendo #2, Barry, or Tico are nowhere to be found, which is really odd, since they really love giving interviews or sending in segments from this room.

So the camera waits...

and waits...

and waits...

and wa-finally, there's a sound at the front door... more like a crashing, as the former UMWA General Manager El Tremendo #2 comes bursting through the door, his brown count chocula t-shirt DRENCHED in sweat, his assless chaps clinging to his legs, with Tico the Tiny Terror faithfully following behind him... with a whip, that he cracks.

Tico: MUSH! Work you filthy Mexican! Cut my grass! Clean my windows! Rake my leaves!

El Tremendo #2 stumbles to the fridge and pulls out a pitcher of water, which he proceeds to gulp down, splashing water all over the place. When the pitcher is empty, he grabs a bottle of Cola, and gulps it down as well. When that's done, he grabs a half-gallon of chocolate milk, and takes several huge gulps, before putting the containter back in the fridge and then wipes his mouth off with the back of his hand, before heading into the living room, huffing and puffing, where he finds the camera.

El Tremendo #2: Oh hai! Y-you're here... how's it going?

Cameraman: Good, thank you. How about you? You look... exhausted.

El Tremendo #2: Funny you shoulds say that... well, it IS hot outside. Not a dry heats, either. More like a muggy heats. Lot of moistures in the airs.

Tico: It's only like 70 degrees out you fucking pussy!

El Tremendo throws a pillow at Tico,

El Tremendo #2: We were just in Sweden you knuckle dragging meatball! It was 43! Thats a 30 degree difference in only 3 hours!

Tico: Cry me a river you great big gangly FUCK!

El Tremendo #2: I TOLD you not to calls to me GANGLY!

El Tremendo punts Tico like a football, who flys backwards down the hall and lands in the landery hamper!

Cameraman: By the way, why are you so sweaty?

El Tremendo #2: OH! I just came back from Super Kamen Rangers place. We've been celebrating mine bigs win over R-R-R-R-R-Roberto Sanches!

Cameraman: All week?

El Tremendo #2: Well, we tooks breaks. I'm really sorrys I haven'ts been around to films anything for the FIW until now. It was a LOT of fun at Kamen's, I hired this Italian dancers. That woman can do things with a vacuum hose that I didn't think were possible!

Cameraman: And I see you brought Tico with you as well?

El Tremendo #2: Sure did! It was a real special time for him this week, as it was our first tag team appearance!

Cameraman: Tag team? I thought you guys wrestled together once before?

El Tremendo #2: Wrestle?

Cameraman: You... you sick fuck you.

El Tremendo #2: Hey, I resembles that remark!

Cameraman: (Laughing) Does your uhh.... your, um... tag team... does it have a name?

El Tremendo #2: Not officially, although...

Cut to Tico, knocked out in the hamper, his little nubby feet sticking straight up in the air, and then back to El T.

El Tremendo #2: ... we WERE thinking of "Golden Showers". Not sure about it yet, though. I suggested Biggie Smalls, but it was already taken. Do you knows how hard it is to runs a train with a midget?

Cameraman: My GOD let's please change the subject. Can you tell us anything about your match this week? There's been quite the attack going on by your opponent Neo Carner.

El Tremendo #2: I did happens to catch what was said over at Kamen's... Something about Rice and Al Snow.

Cameraman: Well... you got any kind of a retort, or are we going to just stand here kicking midgets and jerking each other off all day?

El Tremendo #2: First of all I- Wait, what?

El Tremendo shakes his head at the camerman in disbelief,

El Tremendo #2: YOU needs for you some of the etiquette my friend... Anywhos, First of all... I don't know why you feels this need to trys and explain yourself Meester Carnser. So seņor, I canned you up like the tuna fish and nows you have a chip on your shoulders. So what?! Dusts yourself off, have a Gordita and a Smile and SHUT UPPA YO FACE!!! If you want to establish yourself as one of the "goods guys", then might I suggest you lets your actions speak for you, rather than what dvds you don't want or what kind of glaze you has on your orange chickens! Meester Carnser, and this goes for yous too seņor Drake... You two are just on the opposites side of the ring froms me... it doesn't matters if you're my worst enemys or my best friend... it's just BUSINESS. I realize I'ms the target. I realize I've gots what everyone else wants.

El Tremendo smirks and cocks his head,

El Tremendo #2: I've gots money, I've gots the good look, I've gots all the right moves, I've got the fans in my pockets, BEETCH - I've gots The Fuzzy EARS!!! YOU just need to realize that no matters how bad YOU want to be's ME, that *I* fought so hard to get this way in the firsts place, and I'll fight just as hard to STAY this way. One of yous may want to make the examples out of me, but First, as everyone over the last month has founds out, especially seņor R-R-R-R-R-Roberto Sanchez - it's a LOT easier said than dones!

El Tremendo turns his attention to the back hallway wheres we get a shot of Tico climbing out of the laundry basket and collapseing to the floor in a heap. El Tremendo returns his gaze back to the camera,

El Tremendo #2: I love it whens they make that sound.

and shouts,

El Tremendo #2: I LOVE IT!!

El T gives the camera that smarmy smirk he's now famous for,

El Tremendo #2: As for yous specifically seņor Drake... I do admires and have respects for you... but as I already say to meester Carnser, you are on the opposites side of the rings from me this week too seņor... And after I'ms done bending meester Carnser into positions your fellow Hells Cats can only dreams of, and making him SCREAMS like one of thems too - I will push to you yours limit and gives to you a match like you haven't had in ages... Afterwards we cans retires to the "Femina Sexy Disco Night", a yentlemans club here in Naples that Tico and I visted last night. Maybes I can gets for you that dancer I hired to shows for you the trick with the vacuum hose, you know some things just don't seem possible until you sees them in the flesh.

El T then clears his throat and steps out of frame,

El Tremendo #2: Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta find that home laser hair treatment kit and head back over to Kamen's! LATER!
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