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Two Mean Dicks; Neo Carner makes three
Topic Started: Oct 28 2011, 03:19 AM (48 Views)
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Neo: "Snapped? What snapped? I never broke, I've been as strong as ever. I once called myself a modern day Achilles, I was simply looking for a weakness. Where does the armor chink, when does Neo Carner say quit. When does the man who can lose anything and come back from nothing say die? I looked real hard, I looked really hard for something that would make me want to quit. I found it in blind side attacks and people using me for the personal pin cushions. It's hilarious to think, even if my mental absence I piss people off."

He begins to chuckle.

Neo: "I was waiting for GI Joe to appear after Drake Love opened his trap, and boy did he stink up the joint with his holier than thou attitude. That was my problem with Drake, he always had to be in total control of the conversation or he wasn't happy. I swear, that guy rants more than drunk asians."

It's like playing put put.

Neo: "I don't know what irked me more, than mild sauce mental inducing circle jerk that is Drake Love or that constant migraine of mental midgetry that is El Tremendo Tico The Taco Bell Tijuanna fuck Doneky."

Taking a moment to review his idioms.

Neo: "Man, I should write slogans for Nike, I'm totally doing what they tell me."

Just do it.

Neo: "Speaking of which, I should of invited Toby here...My ramblings are always more entertaining when I have somebody to bounce my beefy wang off of."

Licking his lips, Neo thinks of his favorite meal.

Neo: "Why they shut down that Wienerschnitzel by my house is beyond me, I mean...who the hell doesn't want a chili cheese dog? Those things are probably laced with enough crack to put Drake Love's sexually addicted mother into a sedated coma."

I'm coming for you Hulk Hogan.

Neo: "But the irreverent verbal vomit that El Tremendo tries to pass off as orignal totally bugs me, I mean...I'm the Triumphant Titan of Titilating Verbal Diatribes, and Max Rowley is the diet coke, you know...the sultan of irreverance for the diabeetus having audience."

You know, diabeties.

Neo: "My only gripe is what do I say...I mean, I've got my own issues to worry about. I've got these two behemoths in the ring to overcome and I haven't a clue...haven't a single clue how to come at them. I've got revenge in mind, and in the prison I've got desgined in my mind..."

With a roll of the eyes and a wiggle of the eyebrows Neo looks from left to right and brings forth the fiery intensity not seen for some time now.

Neo: "I intend to bring nothing but the best of my physical abilities. I will not stop and I will not say surrender when winning this match comes to mind. I wish for nothing but the best out of my opponents, and I hope their ring work is lot less rusty then their stick work."

You know, that microphone thing you talk into. With a smug salute, Neo grins into the camera.

Neo: "It's been a pleasure watching you two fossils go at your own pace...but the time for Neo Carner to shine again has paved it's way into the stars."

With a sly thumbs up the scene cuts to a close.



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