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| Out of the Hijo; A Very Special Episode | |
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| Skell | Nov 12 2011, 02:15 AM Post #1 |
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Announcer: "LAST TIME ON THE MAXIME ROWLEY INTERNET EXCLUSIVE!" The scene fades in on Max Rowley standing on a beach talking to Scotty. Hijo: "A stolen treasure map?!" The scene cuts to Scotty looking annoyed Scotty: "What?" The scene cuts back to Max Rowley. Hijo: "A stolen treasure map!" The scene cuts back to an extreme closeup of Scotty. Scotty: "We are not doing this..." The scene cuts to Dan Brooks. Dan Brooks: "I think I'm pregnant." Cut to a shocked Maxime Rowley! Announcer: "And now.... Maxime Rowley's Internet Exclusive." the scene fades in on Max and Scotty, not on a beach... but instead in their usual place in Maxime Rowley Headquarters in an undisclosed location at the center of the earth! Hijo: "Greetings Crimestoppers and welcome to another Maxime Rowley Internet Exclusive, to my left as always is that jerk that doesn't like playing along with my schemes... but does os anyway because that's his JOB!" Max glares at Scotty. Hijo: "Scotty." Scotty: "Hello." Hijo: "BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT! This week I get to take on the man, the legend, the midth... Marcus Helix." Scotty: "Mid-th?" Hijo: "yes, Midth. what?" Scotty: "You mean Myth?" Hijo: "No, if I meant myth I would have said myth... I said Midth." Scotty: "The hell is a midth." Hijo: "dagnabbit Scotty, you are not supposed to draw attention to my obscure references from years ago that almost no one remembers... your just supposed to think I'm a genius... THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS!" Scotty: "That has never been the case." Hijo: "Liar." Scotty: "So what you're not going to do your overly long introduction?" Hijo: "What do you mean?" Scotty: "you didn't take twenty minutes to say your name yet." Hijo: "Huh?" Scotty: "the think you do before every single one of your internet exclusives." Hijo: "What you mean where I say things like I'm your host for the longest running weekly episodic program in the history of the internet, the Thomas Edison of Timing, the Ben Franklin of Funkytown and the Nikola Tesla of Spellcheck." Scotty: "huh..." Hijo: "Then I would transition that into... The Most Self-proclaimed and critically acclaimed president of wrestling, The Quintessential Luchadore of this and any other generation... the moral conscience of the industry and MISTER F.I.W., "El Hijo Del Awesome" Maxime "the Greatest" QED Rowley, Master of 1002 arm drags and finished with some other random factoid... is that what you're asking about this week Scotty?" Scotty: "Yeah...all that." Hijo: "I'm not doing it this week... ANYWHO... Marcus Helix, a man that has both been in the FIW before and ALSO never before seen... with the supposed ability to remove occurrences from HISTORY itself! Facing off against the Time Traveling, Arm Draggening, Suave Master and commander of space time. A confrontation so epic it may just destroy the earth as we know it! " Scotty: "What?" Hijo: "This shall echo throughout the ages as the greatest thing that never happened!" Scotty: "What?" Hijo: "Because the universe itself will be rebooted due to the sheer amount of force generated in the match! " Scotty: "..." Hijo: "so I had to think of a strategy for this... THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE!" Scotty: "And that is...." Hijo: "Be.... AWESOME." Scotty: "...that's the strategy for all of your matches." Hijo: "I could see your confusion Scotty but you'll notice one key difference... the awesome usually isn't capitalized, " Scotty: "of course that makes all the difference." Hijo: "damn right." Scotty: "So..." Hijo: "Now I must go and prepare for the end of the universe... until next week Crime Stoppers... I have been Maxime Rowley, and this has been the greatest show ever." Max runs off screen, as Scotty shakes his head... the scene quickly shifts to Max's test pattern. Announcer: "This has been a Maxime Rowley Internet Exclusive... please remember to buy all of his t-shirts before the end of the universe... " |
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<div style="max-height:64px; width: 100%; overflow:auto;"> El Hijo Del Awesome, Greatest Wrestler in the World Your Favorite Four-Time Former FIW Fighting Spirit Champion (02-28-10 - 5-30-10) (04-05-09 - 7-26-09) (06-10-12 - 9-29-12 ) Two Time Former Tag Team Champion (01-11-09 - 04-19-09) (07-29-12 - 10-28-12) </div> Former Fighting Spirit, Tag Team, Undisputed International and Dual Crown Champion. Winner of the 2011 Lady Luck Tournament | |
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