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| Twilight Twat Muncher; Neo Carner | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 20 2011, 07:27 PM (56 Views) | |
| That Darn Seph | Nov 20 2011, 07:27 PM Post #1 |
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Toby: "Neo!" Stomping out of the medical room, Neo Carner is bombarded by his best friend Toby moments after seeing the good Doc McCoy. Neo: "Not right now Toby." Toby: "But you were attacked and...were successful in winning your match?" Neo: "Sarah Twilight, Sarah Twilight. Who the in Sam Hill is Sarah Twilight? What's up with every new guy looking to make a name for themselves at my expense? First we have that dimestore Tremendo try and make a name and now Sarah rug muncher is desperate for attention? I'm sick and tired of people thinkinng they can test me. I'm a man dammit, you want some you can come and get some when I'm healthy." Registering all of his words, Toby nods and keeps the pace going. Toby: "You've been hand picked to be an entrant in the Undisputed International Championship match, alongside the likes of Max Rowley and El Valiente." Neo: "That's all well and good, but what happened to my shot at the Dual Crown? It wasn't long ago I was nipping at the heels of greatness, I was-" He makes a small increment with his thumb and index finger. Neo: "This close to having my opportunity but it seems I've been thrown back down the ladder." Toby: "Well you were a little unresponsive there for a little while." Neo: "Maybe because everytime I turn around I'm being blind sided and ass fucked by all of these knuckle dragging penis envy having mother fuckers." Toby: "Neo!" Neo: "What!?" Toby folds his arms. Toby: "That kind of language on FIW Television." Neo: "Make it an internet exclusive, I'll beat Rowley in the ratings soon yet!" Toby: "With your focus shaken, do you think you have what it takes to reclaim the UIC title for the fans of Neo Carner?" Neo: "I hold it in my heart to give the fans what they want, and they want to see Neo Carner go toe to toe with a man like Damien Holburn. They want to see me test the strength and courage of a Blue Blazer like El Valiente. They want to see Max Rowley pushed to the limits of his irreverence, and better yet...Neo wants it. I want to show the folks of FIW that I've still got it. I talked to Rick Nuller and he let me know...It's okay to be me." He taps his chest. Neo: "I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm not a bad guy, I may have had a bout of confusion with the likes of Rurik Krychek...but do you see me working alongside Roy Maverick? Do you see some kind of heel turn that's breaking the boundaries of sports and entertainment?" Toby: "No, you've been kinda boring." Neo: "Hey!" Toby: "What? I'm being honest." Neo: "I take offense at that." Toby: "Not my fault you've been as consistent as an old guy trying to get his viagra dosage right." Neo: "Eww." Toby: "What!?" Neo: "Come on Toby, I didn't stop to let this interview soil itself to the mere barbs of viagra medication jokes." Toby: "Then why did you stop?" Neo: "Call Sarah Twilight a rug muncher?" Toby: "Sounds about right. You think it has anything to do with Blink?" Neo: "Why would it have something to do with Blink?" Leering for a moment, Toby realizes Neo is one of the few fools who doesn't follow the product. Toby: "You really don't watch other people's promotional videos, do you?" Neo: "Why? Did Sarah do something with Blink? Last time I checked I was wandering around aimlessly looking for her at a convention, I am unaware of everything else that happened." Toby: "So you're unaware that Blink spent some time with Sarah last week? or even Kamen Ranger?" Neo: "...The hell langauge you speaking?" Toby: "What? Kamen Ranger....Sarah Twilight...These are people Blink hangs out with." Tapping his index finger on his chin, Neo slowly puts the puzzle together. Neo: "But she used to hang out with me." Toby: "Keyword...Used to." Neo: "Yeah but I'm like a Christmas Album...You gotta hear me at least three times a year." Tapping his foot, Toby doesn't catch that reference. Toby: "I think you've found yourself in the midst of a love square." Neo: "Who said I was in love with Blink!" Toby: "Come on Neo, you hang out with strippers and besides La Lesbiana Fantastica you haven't really shown an interest in a woman besides Blink. It's obvious you've got some kind of fascination with her." Neo: "She makes me feel like a Teenage Queen." Toby: "Q-queen?" Neo: "KING, I mean King." The two men sit in silence for a moment, both exchanging casual awkward stares. Neo: "Yeah! So I'm gonna win that UIC match." Toby: "Hey are you avoiding the subject." Neo: "Gotta go Toby, got autographs to sign and shit like that." Toby: "Knock off the swearing, you're supposed to be family friendly!" Neo: "Ahh put a sock in it, I do what I want." With a head of steam Neo buzzes off and leaves Toby alone on screen. The scene fades to black soon after. |
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