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Sun Blocked; Takeshi
Topic Started: Dec 1 2011, 07:41 PM (47 Views)
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FIW's star reporter Toby Bostock seems to have caught up with Takeshi Sunshine as he traverses through Camp Nou, bag on his shoulder, tracksuit on his body, irritation in his eyes as he sizes up the oncoming enthusiasm.

TB: Mr. Sunshine! Mr. Sunshine! We recently heard you drew your number for the Cibernetico match. The footage seemed to have not been on FIW.com, but the reports say you'll be the number-four member of Team Cruz Slanty Face Sweatdrop Eyes!

Sunshine: Nani?

He heard him, see, but being as Takeshi can't see the roleplays he doesn't know why Team Cruz is being called Team Cruz Slantyface Sweatdrop Eyes.* In fact, it just sounds fucking stupid to him. Then again, basically everything in this federation sounds stupid to him, so what else is new? Certainly not this information.

Sunshine: I prefer not to make a fuss.

He bats at the mic and attempts to move past Toby, but the little snot is just so intrusively persistent.

TB: But... you've had such a storied history of apathy in this federation, why now have you taken an interest in the Cibernetico?

Takeshi makes a motion in the air as though an invisible wang of moderate size has just floated up to him and requires manual release. He rolls his eyes and lets the weight of his bag off his shoulders.

Sunshine: I like-uh fighting. I don't like-uh cameras. Apathy doesn't kick your fucking teeth in, boy.

He says with a glare toward Jorge.

TB: So you've mentioned in the past, but you do realize those who spend more time in front of the camera have a better chance of being booked in good matches, right? I mean, that's how this business works when you come down to it; money.

Sunshine: Does it now?

His eyebrow climbs up the furrows in his brow to show quite a bit of white in those eyes.

Sunshine: And-uh here I thought Blond and I earned our Tag-Team Championship shot on the merits of our skill alone. Funny, I didn't see Katsuya and I engaging in some Shoujo bullshit.

He shrugs.

Sunshine: But-uh... maybe I missed it, y'know? This old brain... and all that alcohol. I forget things sometimes.

It's clear even to Toby that Takeshi is being facetious, but of course that's not what the head interviewer focuses on; his pointed finger almost brushing Takeshi's nose he lets out with a loud

TB: Ah-HA! So you DO watch your opponent's promos! You care more than you let on, Sunshine! I'm finally cracking your shell! [size0]This is why I'm the best.

That last part was said behind his hand to the camera, as though Takeshi couldn't hear him and as though we needed to be informed. The Man Formerly Known As HELIOS~! folds his arms and gives those glazzies another spin, waiting for Toby to get on with the interview or get out of his way.

TB: So what do you think of the developments in the lives of Seigi Sentai and Blink? What are your views on relationships in general? Also, if you've got the time, I've got a list of questions FIW magazine has really been trying to ask you. Favorite color, your favorite dubstep song, that sort of--

Takeshi has reached a boiling point. Just as Toby draws out the pad full of pre-written stock interview Qs to A, Sunshine smacks it out of his grasp and grabs him by the lapels.

Sunshine: Listen-uh here, you little twat! What-uh part of-uh I don't liiiike fucking cameras do you not comprehend!? If you were half the bitch your haircut says you are IIII would-uh bend you over my knee and teach you the meaning of red-assed discipline!

He shoves Toby forward, more to keep himself from palm-striking the poor sot in the nose than because he's done with him. Takeshi's face is red with raw fury as he continues mixing spittle with the poison in his words.

Sunshine: You want words!? You badger them out of me! Here are your fucking! Words! Kamen Ranger? Phantom Skull? I will prove their ability in the ring is just as ridiculous as their names and their so-called pursuit for justice! I will show Kamen in specific why-uh grown men should not be messing with slave-children! This is MY task! If my partner has input to deliver, then he may lay it upon the imprints my boots have left in their stupid uniforms!

Seems he can't restrain himself as he plunges head-first into Toby's business again, wagging a finger in the interviewer's face for a change.

Sunshine: Then? Last match of the night... I will break them again! I will streeeetch-uh their limbs until their joints sound-uh like popcorn! I will crack the skull of every man and out-of-her-league set of tits that crosses my path! And then? After the match? Whether I win or fucking lose? If some pencil-necked microphone-jockey crosses my path? I WILL-UH POWERMBOMB YOUR-UH ASSSSSSS THROUGH-UH THE FLOOOOORRRRRR!!!

With that Takeshi grabs his bag and muscles past Toby, who can only grin at his good fortune of a scoop, giving Jorge a thumbs up as we fade.

*Let's not ask ourselves why Toby CAN.
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