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| The expedition for friendship!; Rob Garcia/Alastor Saintclaire | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 26 2017, 06:31 AM (84 Views) | |
| JesTheBarber | Apr 26 2017, 06:31 AM Post #1 |
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The mountains are beautiful at night which is exactly where we are. In some mountains high up above everything, Giant pine trees surround the dirt trail the camera is facing towards. Its a bit windy tonight to. An owl comes flying past and then land on a tree branch near by. "Who, Who" the owl lets out. The breeze comes past the mic of the camera and then we hear the music coming towards us, and its coming quickly. It sounds like this here! Then the lights of an automobile can be seen coming up the road. Its getting louder and as the vehicle gets closer we can make out its a big white jeep. Once it is close enough we can see Rob Garcia and Jeff Noon wearing matching safari gear rocking out in the jeep. The jeep has an open roof, so no roof at all. Rob is sitting shot gun and Jeff is driving. The jeep pulls up next to the camera and stops. Rob leans over and turns the music down. He pulls out a map and looks at it. Rob: Okay, so.. We should go.. Straight! Rob stands up in the jeep looking ahead. Rob: Yep, lets keep going straight and we should be to Alastors address in no time. Rob sits back down and Jeff starts to drive forward, but slowly. Rob: Kim called me earlier and said that green haired goof Freakshow was making threats to me and the Crew. Jeff : Man, you're getting heat from all over the locker room lately. What did he say? Rob shakes his head with an unimpressed experssion. Rob: What did he say? The same old generic crap. Rob starts to mimic a Southerners accent, almost like Buff Bagwells but dumbed down. Rob: You're a dummay! You joined the crew to get fame and be important! Rob shakes off the gimmick Rob: Same old shit. I let him have it on twitter, and I think it might have cut to deep. Ha! I ain't worried about him. I ain't worried about Jack Stanton, or the In Breeds. The Crews got my back and even then, I can hold my own. After driving up hill for a moment they then come to a more flat land on this giant rock. They stop, look around and then keep driving. Jeff: Well, I do know Zombie Black, and he is not a guy to- Rob stops Jeff a bit confused. Rob: Lets not get racial here. I have nothing against him okay? He just ended up on the wrong side of the ring. So before I get harassment accusations filed agaist me, lets just be more PC about this. And call Zombie African American. Which is still a weird name. I don't call myself Rob Brown. Jeff looks at Rob completely flustered. Jeff: No, wait, Rob thats no- Rob stands up in the jeep quickly on high alert while stopping Jeff from finishing his sentence. Rob: There it is! The lake! Rob points and further on down the road like Rob said, is a giant lake. Rob: I don't get it. His cabin should be here some where. Jeff puts the jeep in park and stands up with Rob. Jeff: Yeah.. It should be around here... But its not, Maybe you go over the map again. Maybe we missed something. I gotta take a wizz man.. Rob sits back down and pulls out the map, he then reaches over and pulls out a flash light from below and then hands it to Jeff. Rob: You go wizz, I'll figure this out. Jeff takes the flash light and jumps out the jeep. he walks over to some far off trees and disapears. Rob is looking at the map and then shakes his head. Rob: Shit! He turns the map to its side and starts looking across it as Jeff is now some where in the woods... |
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| That Darn Seph | Apr 26 2017, 07:08 PM Post #2 |
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A familiar click echoes throughout the midnight sky of the mountain. Jeff looks a wee (get it?) bit nervous as he walks through shining his flashlight every which way as he tries to find a place to relieve himself of his excess fluids. Suddenly a rustling of bushes causes Noon to jump as he shines his light towards the sound. Jeff: "Hello? Who's there!?" Jeff looks around nervously as he is only greeted by silence. Noon:"Rob? Is that you?" No response. Jeff shines his light from left to right finding nothing. Noon:"Huh...guess it was nothing..." Jeff gulps and turns around lifting his flashlight revealing a man's face standing right in front of him. Noon:"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Noon screams at top note then suddenly is whacked in the face by a big dark blunt object that causes him to hit the floor, the flashlight barely casting a shining beacon on Noon's body as he is dragged off screen into the shadows. All that remains on the scene is Jeff's flashlight and the pungent aroma of Jeff's fear...or piss. |
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| JesTheBarber | Apr 26 2017, 08:02 PM Post #3 |
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Rob sitting in the jeep flips the map over again trying to look at it from a different angle and then he hears a scream and jumps up out his seat sending the map flying in the air. He jumps out the jeep. Rob: JEFF!? Rob rushes towards the back of the jeep and starts to rummage around for a few seconds. He then pulls out a black pointed umbrella, like the penguin had in Batman. Rob: Hang on buddy!! I'm coming for you!! Rob takes off into the dark forest. He comes threw the woods, but its to dark to see. Luckily for him, he then see Jeff's flash light and runs over to it. Rob: Oh no! Rob picks up the flash light. Rob: Jeff got kidnapped by a Bigfoot or a Frankenstein! After saying the words "Frankenstein" to himself, Rob gets completely pale and shines the flash light around. Its fair to say he looks scared.... As if.. As if he saw a GHOST! Rob: JEEEFFF!!!!!!! He sticks out the umbrella and starts marching towards the deeper part of the woods. Rob: JEFFF!!! His name echoing threw out the mountains. |
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| That Darn Seph | Apr 26 2017, 09:20 PM Post #4 |
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The snap of twigs and branches sounds off through the crisp mountain air as the sound of something moving was quite evident. The rustling of leaves follows proper placement of the flash light as Jeff Noon is seen strung up by his ankle from a high tree. His khaki shorts drenched in the zipper section. Noon shakes his head as he is awoken by the beaming light shining in his face. Noon: "Ugh....Wha-what the hell!?" Jeff realizes he's snared at the leg as he tries to lift himself up to detach himself but doesn't have the abdominal strength to lift himself up so high. Noon:"Rob! You gotta get me down from here! Something pissed on me!" Jeff shifts his eyes from right to left. Noon: "I swear!" Jeff struggles to free himself when suddenly the uproar of running feet can be heard as something or someone quickly approaches! Jeff flails his arms about in a horrified manner. Jeff:"Save me baby Jesus!" Suddenly the rushing feet come to a halt when a lantern is fired up revealing Alastor Saintclaire in camouflage fatigues and a tree branch in his other hand. Alastor:"Rob? The hell are you doing all the way up here?" Alastor looks at Rob's get up and then at Jeff's seeing that the two are dressed similar. Alastor:"Oh, is he with you? I don't particularly enjoy trespassing on my land. This had better be good or I'm going to have to string the both of you up for the bears to find." |
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| JesTheBarber | Apr 26 2017, 11:18 PM Post #5 |
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Rob: Theres no such thing as Franken-!!! ... Oh, bears? Alastor we need to talk. Can we get Jeff down? Did you piss on Jeffs pants? So much going on right now, where does Rob start. He tip toes over some leaves to get closer to Alastor. Jeff still swaying side to side in the tree. Rob looks around Rob: So this is your home? I always imagined you slept in some kinda weird oxygen sex tent or something in the woods... Rob puts his hands up like he's about to apologize. Rob: Look, to each his own. We have a match with the Breeds Bad gang. Colin is our partner. Rob shakes his head in disgust. Rob: I know, he's terrible. So, I came to cut a deal with you. Me and you team up to take out the Bad Breds and after I win my next championship in the Battle Royal... That is, if Stephen doesn't win it. You get a title shot. Rob says in confidence. Nodding his head with a delighted expression. Rob: Me and you can do this. See, we just don't tag in Colin. Or we don't tag him out until the Breeders have become tired! Then, we come in and we're winners! So, what do you say? Rob sticks his hand out to shake Alastors. Jeff Noon is just hanging there in silence, watching, slightly swaying side to side. Rob smiles and urge's Alastor to shake hands. |
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| That Darn Seph | Apr 27 2017, 12:00 AM Post #6 |
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Alastor tilts a brow at Rob's first statement as he slowly saunters over to the snare trap that has snagged Jeff. Alastor:"Your friend did that to himself when I clubbed him over his head. I thought he was some drunken frat boy come up here to defile my land." Procuring a Bowie knife from his belt sheath he lacerates the rope and Jeff comes crashing down. Luckily his neck breaks his fall. Alastor dusts his blade off on his pants and replaces it back into his holster. Alastor:"I don't sleep in no tent either, I have a cabin about half a mile up the road." Alastor listens to Rob try to hash out a deal, promising title opportunities if they stuck it to Colin. Alastor:"So you're saying if I do that I won't even have to enter the Battle Royal? I just have to mistreat a man I can barely stand and you'll just hand me that opportunity?" Alastor ponders a moment as he strokes his stubble. Alastor:"It is an enticing offer but I wonder." Alastor says as he looks down at Rob's outstretched hand. Alastor:"How can I trust you? Based on my previous interactions with you and the fact you're apart of that treacherous Coulter Crew...How can you prove your trust worthy? How do I know you're not going to use me and then go back on your word? Its one thing to say, its another thing to deliver on your promise." Alastor refrains from shaking Rob's hand as he still needs convincing. |
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| JesTheBarber | Apr 27 2017, 12:10 AM Post #7 |
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Rob looks down at his hand in confusion, then back up at Alastor. Rob: My hand! You shake my hand and thats a guarantee! Thats how these things work. Jeff gets to his feet holding his head. Rob looks over at him and then back to Alastor focused on him. Rob: Look, I don't like not winning. Colin is good at not winning. You help me win, you get your shot. Or, you just Colin this whole match up. We can talk to Hemroid if you want. He looks at him and passive aggressively urges Alastor to shake on it. |
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| That Darn Seph | Apr 27 2017, 12:56 AM Post #8 |
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Alastor scowls. Alastor:"There's no need to pull your pants down, I have no interest speaking to your rear end or it's problems." Saintclaire hesitates for a moment then thrusts his hand into Rob's shaking it. Alastor:"I'll help you win, I'll make sure you keep your word. You cross me you'll end up worse then your friend here." Jeff struggles to get to a vertical base as he clutches his neck with a rubbing hand. Noon:"Hey Alastor, you wouldn't have a spare pair of pants would ya?" Alastor turns to Jeff and sneers. Alastor:"Not for you!" End |
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