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| Zetsubou Billy; Jordan Rayburn W/Rukia Matsuoka | |
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| MrOtaku2399 | Apr 29 2017, 04:17 PM Post #1 |
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We're in the great,or not so great lands of Northern Ireland. What's the difference between Northern Ireland and Ireland? Why isn't Ireland called Southern Ireland? All that and much much more will not be answered this week! Now we have Jordan and Rukia not really in Northern Ireland, not yet no,but they are in Japan because where else are you going to find an otaku and future seiyu superstar? They are on Mnt. Fuji which in an interesting fact is actually a volcano. "[Sense our opponents this week like to speak in japanese i felt like i should oblige and be the respectable one. It's funny how these alcoholic scum bags think that they can say anything about me being an otaku. It's hilarious they think they can make fun of me or crack a joke about it. I was born and raised in America so i hear the classic Weeb remarks every damn day. Ya think you two calling me a weeb or saying jelly filled donuts are the best will piss me off?Well god damnit Brock it's Oni-fucking-giri you blind piece of shit! Not fucking donuts!]" Well he was wrong their are things that piss him off. English Dub and Brock from Pokemon are among them. Now that he's let that out he's pacing back and forth along a trail. "[You now what? Fuck dubs! just fuck 'em!]" "[What about Dragon Ball,Cowboy Beebop, and Samurai Champloo?]" "[No,No those are ok. Only those are ok fuck the rest of 'em! And you know what? Fuck those Shinobi wannabe drunks too!]" He says referring to his opponents this week the Ninja Complex:Explosion. "[Actually i hope they show up drunk in the ring, I want them wasted off their asses so i can beat some damn sense into 'em. they think they can just go around and drink to their hearts content don't they? They think they can do what ever they want to who ever they want, and to the rest of the tag division that may very well be true,but when yer facing Otaku-San;Jordan Rayburn along with his pal The wonder Babe Jerri Wonderful and our lovely ladies Nichelle and The Supa Seiyuu Rukia Matsuoka you have another thing commin'.]" He and Rukia walk to some trees before leaning on them. "[Say,Rukia how do beat an alcoholic?]" "[I don't know how?]" "[Prohibition!]" He yells out at an awfully unfunny joke. He's not a funny guy with these types of jokes,he thinks he is but he's just good with one liners and memes from 4chan and google. Rukia pulls off a nice fake laugh to boost his confidence up as they move on. "[You ever hear the song Zetsubou Billy by Maximum The Hormone? It's a good song,but along with it i'd like to use it as an analogy of sorts. You do know what that word means right? Well what ever i'm movin' on. You two are the billy of the song,ok? you two cock slaps are billy and me and jerri, well you'll see soon enough.]" He says with a smile. "['Despair the Billy now unstoppable eraser rain. Despair the Billy, from the unstoppable eraser rain. Have ya got "that" which lies dormant within society? Who can overwrite it, the filth of the world?' Well of course your]キラー[can. We are going to end the tyranny of the evil horrorpunk ninja bikers. We will in a metaphorical sense, be your] キラー." He says as he motions for for Rukia to hand him something. she reaches in her purse before she pulls out a Death Note. She hands it to Jordan before he opens it up. "私はキラーになるよ?" He writes presumably their names in the death note before looking up into the camera. "[You have till Tuesday before we kill yer career.]" "Do it." 終わり |
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