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Monkey Back Scratch Fever; [KW]
Topic Started: Apr 30 2017, 12:28 AM (36 Views)
Kyle
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It's afternoon, the time isn't certain, but based on the sun we can determine it certainly isn't morning or night. We're inside a car with the AC lightly blowing as the camera turns to take in Keith Williams. The car is in a parked position and in his hand The Carolina Gentleman holds a phone. In his other hand is a business card. The camera zooms in to observe the lettering reads as such:

[align=center]Dino Bambino
Chimp to the Stars

He'll make all your dreams come true or he's a monkey's uncle![/align]


Professional.

There's also a number, 588 226 2627. I wonder if it spells anything out. Hmm!

Keith puts this contact info into his phone and hits the green button to send out a call. He sets the device to speaker phone for the benefit of himself and those listening along.

Someone picks up, but at first they don't make a sound. There's some awkwardness involved until a simian sounding noise on the other end makes a few noises. Keith seems to understand the monkey words, smirking and replying as if he understood whatever that was.

Keith Williams: "You hairy son of a bitch..."

Williams laughs.

Keith Williams: "How'd you know it was me?"

The chimp responds in kind with more monkey chatter, this time having more to say or screech to Keith.

Keith Williams: "Fair enough, man. You should know then if I'm calling you it's important."

A few chirps follow back. Dino doesn't seem all too convinced it would seem. I'm just taking a shot in the dark though because I don't speak ape.

Keith Williams: "Neo did what he did. I can't take that back. However, I need your services again. I need you back by my side."

Mr. Bambino coos back like a chimp that's been swayed. Imagine that.

Keith Williams: "I appreciate it. I have an important match coming up for the Fighting Spirit Championship and I know with you I'll have an advantage no one else will have. I mean, come on, Dino Bambino, the Chimp to the Stars? That's decent, daddehhhh!"

Dino and Keith share some excitement as well as some laughs. Kay Dubya seems to have a knack for inspiring animals to laugh. First Pan, now Dino, maybe he's Doctor Dolittle. Not the straight to DVD ones though, those were awful. His daughter? Awful.
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