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| Ninja Blood Explosion: ... GOAT?; The Black Birds | |
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| Minister Wighty | May 8 2017, 08:00 PM Post #1 |
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Opossum Queen of FIW
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Strap in, viewer. We're in some random public house somewhere, Hikou Seikai seated at a table and 'snacking' on a burger as big as his head when Rebel walks up to the table with a particularly fancy-looking white goat on a leash. It has lovely long horns, and a wispy goatee, and it's wearing some kind of green, embroidered goat-towel. "Na." "[That's a goat.]" Ain't no flies on Hikou. "[Why's there a goat?]" Rebel rolls her eyes. ["We discussed this the other night. Remember? We found out about the Goat Major, an' how he's got a sweet-ass goat?"]
["I think we should name him, like, Colonel Satan or Lucifer Goatfuck or something."] She looks down at the goat, licking inquisitively at the table. ["Maybe Geoffery..."] Meanwhile, Hikou is still adjusting to this change to his reality. "[That's a real fucking goat.]" Look, it's even eating Hikou's side salad. Well, the man himself wasn't going to. "[Why's there a goat?]" Rebel shrugs, nudging the salad over closer to the goat, making it easier for him to munch. "I'unno." She thinks for a second before sitting down. ["Goats are fun. Now we can have fun, we got this goat. Make it bite people, or stab them with his horns. Get him drunk, maybe?"] She offers the goat some of Hikou's beer, but the goat seems more interested in salad at the moment. "[What'chu reckon?]" He's talking to the goat. The goat has little to say, as it happens, unless trying to consume the wooden salad bowl counts. Rebel scoots it away from him. Petulantly, he lets out a huff. "[He makes more sense than you do.]" For the longest time, the two stare each other out; even synchronising their chewing. ["Maybe it's just 'cuz you two are on the same mental wavelength. Maybe you have goat telepathy or some shit."] Hikou likes the sound of that. On the scale of mutant powers in comic, Goat Telepathy ranks pretty low but in the real world1 it's pretty cool. Beats having to talk to Rebel. "[I like him. Just need to get him one'a them hats.]" ["You wanna buy 'im a hat, it's comin' out of your share of the money. Goats and fancy goat blankets ain't cheap."] The two2 carry on with their respective meals. "[Tcheh. Guess we gotta start winning again...]" ["Four-way this week. Templarios, Jobber Bros, an' Tokyo Menstrual Syndrome. If we get paid for kickin' all their asses, should be good."] "[With this guy in our corner, how can we lose?]" How indeed? [size0]1 Or whatever it is these two clowns live in. -D 2 Hikou and the Goat, obvs. Rebel has discovered stout and no longer needs to eat solid food. -D |
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