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| Ladder to stupid; Courtney | |
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| Leucippides | May 13 2017, 11:37 AM Post #1 |
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Who iz dis Black Mage?
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::It was time for a demonstration, but before that certain materials needed to be picked up. Therefore, a trip to the hardware store was made by the Pikachu Courtney. It was her most comfortable, after all, as it was the same suit she wore when she told Kim off. Mind you, Kim was out of the room at the time but it was still something. But of course, this didn't stop her fellow patrons of this establishment from staring at her bizarre apparel as she made her way to the back of the store for a look at the ladders. Along her way though, she bumps shoulders against someone and turns to see the nametag and helpful apron of a sales rep. The man smiles with an award winning* customer service smile and immediately Courtney feels as if her heart was pulled out from her body by the man only for him to meld it in with his own letting the burning passion...she was lovestruck, okay? It's why, as her face turns a beet red, she turns covering up her cheeks with her hands before the man could even notice.:: Sales Rep: “Um...can I help you, miss?” Courtney: “Courtney.” Sales Rep: “Okay,” ::He starts with a laugh bringing up a hand to scratch along the top of his head.:: Sales Rep: “Can I help you, Courtney?” ::This about fits Courtney's reaction.:: Courtney: “Ladder.” Sales Rep: “D'oi. You're standing right by them. Sorry, just starting. Did you need any help with them?” Courtney: “Courtney.” Sales Rep: “Courtney.” ::And again.:: Courtney: “I just need to maybe borrow one.” Sales Rep: “Borrow?” Courtney: “If you have one in the back...rear...stack-stock room.” ::The hell is going on up under those massive rabbit ears?:: Sales Rep: “Borrow...I don't think we can do that. Why do you need to borrow one?” Courtney: “A demonstration.” Sales Rep: “Of what?” Courtney: “Of love~~~❤” ::Before she realizes it, she's turned back around and is leaning very Peppermint Patty like to Charlie Brown. Of course, once she notices she turns back bringing her hands over her cheeks once more.:: Sales Rep: “Oh! Health and safety, right?” ::Go with it.:: Courtney: “Yes. Yes! That!” Sales Rep: “Then wouldn't your company have one you could use?” ::Don't go with it.:: Courtney: “Um...we're...kinda...new too. Plus I was sent all the way here and couldn't really pack a ladder, you know? Ah ha ha ha ha, ah ha ha ha... Listen, why don't I give you my...nummmpany's number and you can call them.” ::Courtney begins to write something down feverishly as the sales rep looks around, perhaps for another customer that might require help. Store kind of help.:: Courtney: “Here.” Sales Rep: “There's a heart on this.” Courtney: “Oh, that... So you just call the number and everything will be squared away.” ::He was new and this woman was beginning to frighten him. If he called, maybe she'd go away. So that's exactly what he does and, as you probably knew, Courtney reacts to her own phone ringing.:: Courtney: “Oh! Guess we're both popular. Ha ha ha! Excuse me.” ::She rushes down into an aisle and looks at her screen hoping for a name. Unfortunately for her, it comes up as an unknown caller. She sighs and goes to answer but realizes, in her calm, what this call is all about.:: Courtney: “Right.” ::She answers and does her best to deepen her voice.:: Mr. Snibbles: “Hello?” ::Maybe. You never know how around he gets.:: Sales Rep: “Um, hi. I'm calling on behalf of Courtney,” ::Sigh...:: Sales Rep: “About a ladder...rental I guess? She said she just needed it for a demonstration and...look, I'm new here so I don't know if we do that or anything.” Mr. Snibbles: “Not to worry. You just need her information. Her drivers license, home and business e-mail, birthday, and hobbies. Maybe you can ask her over dinner.” Sales Rep: “Dinner?” Mr. Snibbles: “Tonight is perfect!” Sales Rep: “I guess. I'd have to see what my boyfriend's plans are first though.” Courtney: “Boy...” ::Clearing of the throat.:: Mr. Snibbles: “Boyfriend?” Sales Rep: “Yeah. That's...not a problem, is it?” Mr. Snibbles: “Of...no. Nooooooo. Okay, bye.” ::She hangs up her cell and slowly comes back around the corner, her ears flopping downward as the sales rep shrugs his shoulders after the end of his call.:: Sales Rep: “Hey. So...looks like things are getting situated.” Courtney: “...okay...” Sales Rep: “I'll just need to get the manager to set things up for you.” Courtney: “...okay...” ::The sales rep turns to find one as Courtney waits then whips around dropping herself to the floor and repeatedly pounding the floor with the side of her fist crying out.:: [align=right]Sometime later...[/align] ::Inside a training ring, Crystal stands across from Courtney who clutches hold of a ladder by the rung with whitened knuckles. A hefty aura of doom looming over her bringing a bead of sweat down the back of the blonds neck.:: Crystal: “This...isn't going to be a fun lesson, is it?” *There has to be for one like that. |
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