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| A Guy, A Woman and a beautiful car...; Jordan Rayburn | |
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| MrOtaku2399 | May 19 2017, 01:25 AM Post #1 |
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FIW's Resident Otaku
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We see a beautiful 1959 Cadillac . The black vehicle pulls to a slow stop as the doors open. We see a a leg. that of presumably a man. Not just any man though, But of Jordan Rayburn. How can you tell? Well he has on cargo pants,black ones today and he has teh super seiyuu Rukia Matsuoka stepping out of the passenger seat. The duo get out of the car and stand walk to the hood before looking out for dramatic effect. "So i make my singles return! only my opponent is Collin Stiles. A man who... seems a bit down in the dumps. Well Collin, buddy ole pal! Don't be depressed, i mean not yet! Ya gotta get yer ass kicked by the sultan of tag teams,the otaku king, all the other nicknames i've accumulated over the years. Mainly because i gave them to my self but... Hey! Collin don't be down ok?" "I mean, i need ya at the top of yer game. I don't wanna end up on botchamania 'cause ya feel all depressed and shit. Get yer fucking head outta yer ass and get in the fighting spirit damn it! I'm gonna make you feel the powa! of the Kamehameha! yer gonna learn that weather i'm a singles wrestler or a tag team god, i am a threat! [ain't that right Rukia]?" He asks with a confident expression on his face. "[isn't what right Jordan?]" She asks with a confused expression. "[Me being a threat in any match.]" "[Oh! yeah,yeah! your the best all around guy ever! your better at high flying than that Johnny guy! I mean he can't do a no hand moonsault like you can. No one can!]" "[That's right!]" Jordan begins to walk towards the side of the car. We see this on the hood and a cool design of Clare from Claymore on the side. Why this of all things well for one it's got one of his waifus* on it and for two she's cutting a freaking demons head off so it's a must for this otaku. "She's a beauty ain't she? my dream car customized to perfection. Why am i showing this in a promo? Well 'cause it's the ride i'm driving everywhere in. FIW pays or expenses and shit fer flights right? Well this is apart of my flight luggage now so of course i'm bringing my second baby with me!" "I hope yer ready pal 'cause i'm going full force come the prevolt baby! and weather i teach you the art of life or i make you learn of my sadistic desires. i'll beat ya bad and i'l teach ya somethin good. 'cause i'm the sultan of tag teams, the otaku king! get ready 'cause i'll be seeing you space cowboy the twenty sixth." *A waifu is a fictional female,mainly in maga,anime and japanese video games in which a person particularly likes so much that if they were real they'd marry them. That's the most basic explanation of the term i can think of. |
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